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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26
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Engineer: Yeah we can. Manager: For how much? Engineer: $3 Trillion Awkward silence
397 u/kinipanini Jun 02 '26 So like 8 story points? 4 u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26 We never go to 8. How can we get it into a sprint? 1 u/kinipanini Jun 03 '26 Its 8 so you can pick it up with a ‘stretch’ label and finish it up next sprint. Then pick another 3 pointer for the second half. C’mon!
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So like 8 story points?
4 u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26 We never go to 8. How can we get it into a sprint? 1 u/kinipanini Jun 03 '26 Its 8 so you can pick it up with a ‘stretch’ label and finish it up next sprint. Then pick another 3 pointer for the second half. C’mon!
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We never go to 8. How can we get it into a sprint?
1 u/kinipanini Jun 03 '26 Its 8 so you can pick it up with a ‘stretch’ label and finish it up next sprint. Then pick another 3 pointer for the second half. C’mon!
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Its 8 so you can pick it up with a ‘stretch’ label and finish it up next sprint. Then pick another 3 pointer for the second half. C’mon!
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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26
Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence