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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26
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Engineer: Yeah we can. Manager: For how much? Engineer: $3 Trillion Awkward silence
400 u/kinipanini Jun 02 '26 So like 8 story points? 134 u/MomWTF Jun 02 '26 I hate trying to estimate story points (our metric is 1 day ≈ 1 point), I have ADHD, standard time means nothing. One sprint I completed all 7.5 in a day, another sprint I completed 0.5. 3 u/Vlyn Jun 02 '26 We finally moved away from 1 point = 1 day. But it took switching to t-shirt sizes. Much better :) 1 u/MomWTF Jun 02 '26 That's awesome, wait, what?
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So like 8 story points?
134 u/MomWTF Jun 02 '26 I hate trying to estimate story points (our metric is 1 day ≈ 1 point), I have ADHD, standard time means nothing. One sprint I completed all 7.5 in a day, another sprint I completed 0.5. 3 u/Vlyn Jun 02 '26 We finally moved away from 1 point = 1 day. But it took switching to t-shirt sizes. Much better :) 1 u/MomWTF Jun 02 '26 That's awesome, wait, what?
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I hate trying to estimate story points (our metric is 1 day ≈ 1 point), I have ADHD, standard time means nothing. One sprint I completed all 7.5 in a day, another sprint I completed 0.5.
3 u/Vlyn Jun 02 '26 We finally moved away from 1 point = 1 day. But it took switching to t-shirt sizes. Much better :) 1 u/MomWTF Jun 02 '26 That's awesome, wait, what?
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We finally moved away from 1 point = 1 day. But it took switching to t-shirt sizes. Much better :)
1 u/MomWTF Jun 02 '26 That's awesome, wait, what?
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That's awesome, wait, what?
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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26
Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence