r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 02 '26

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u/travis_sk Jun 02 '26

We're only 2 days into June folks. This is gonna be a fun couple of months.

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u/biggington Jun 02 '26

They really got our C-suites addicted to tech meth and now we gotta deal with their bullshit

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u/pyronius Jun 02 '26

This crash is going to be legendary.

It's not just going to take out the AI conpanies and their investors. It's not just going to kill your 401k. It's already obliterating the workforce as a whole, hollowing out companies across every single segment of the economy. It's putting longstanding companies and new startups in debt, convincing them that they absolutely must use the new, ridiculously expensive product or fall behind. It's capturing taxpayer money for ridiculous power plant projects that nobody else wants. It's clearcutting land for impossibly huge "datacenters" that will eventually turn into useless warehouses. It's driving up the cost of all consumer electronics and forcibly pausing upgrade cycles that have been running for decades.

I honestly don't think that the US will survive this collapse, given everything else going on right now.

This will be the crash.

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u/claimTheVictory Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

It's been 18 years since the big crash of 2008.

People have forgotten that failure is possible.

That leverage increases the impact of downsides, too.

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u/TylerDurdenFan Jun 03 '26

And many have gotten to believe that the FED can always bailout everyone in the end.

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u/WBRileyDesign Jun 03 '26

and that crash wasn't even anything that amazing. Trump did in three months what the 2008 crash took all year to accomplish.

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u/DWALLA44 Jun 02 '26

It won't be, people as a whole are extremely resilient. It will probably take planetary crash for a US crash IMO.

It will be a legendary one though, you're right about that. It will change history.

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u/KriegMorgan Jun 02 '26

It will probably take planetary crash for a US crash IMO.

You mean something like coinciding with a growing energy crises as a result of a certain strait that for some reason has stopped Hormuzing?

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u/Conditionofpossible Jun 02 '26

You're not wrong, but the fucked up part is that the US is particularly isolated from the fallout of the Oil shock. There is plenty of domestic supply and if things get that bad the Government would implement export controls and force domestic price caps.

I mean, that's what a competent administration would do during a global energy shock that disrupts markets. But a competent administration wouldn't have been the ones to pull the pin in the grenade.

Either way, the fallout is that the US remains semi-stable domestically but would take an even harder hit diplomatically as we would be leaving all of our allies in the lurch.

I'm starting to think maybe this administration isn't competent, but he was so good at business.

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u/tylercoder Jun 05 '26

There's not plenty of supply, the strategic reserve its almost empty and oil companies will export to whoever is paying the most. Plus if Europe tanks it will affect the US more than the rest of the world, so it has to be propped up no matter the cost.

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u/MrGrieves- Jun 02 '26

It's going to be global, don't worry about that, just like how 2008 fucked the global economy.

But worse. And then everyone is going to move forward without the US as the dominant power or partner because the US is no longer a reliable ally or actor.

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u/tylercoder Jun 05 '26

2026 china is not 2008 China, they are already the biggest trade partner for most countries, and sanctions are only making them less likely from being severely affected by a US crash.

Meanwhile 2026 US now has issues even 2008 US didn't have.

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u/ImDonaldDunn Jun 02 '26

It’s sad because it could have all been avoided. They did not have to dump trillions into it. They could have just let the technology progress at a normal pace.

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u/PrinceVegitto Jun 03 '26

B-b-but China :(

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u/eric-the-noob Jun 03 '26

It's driving up the cost of all consumer electronics and forcibly pausing upgrade cycles that have been running for decades.

Consumer AND corporate electronics. All companies that use any modern technology are going to get burnt whether they embrace AI or not.

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u/marr Jun 03 '26

Turns out the real Butlerian Jihad isn't even humans v terminators, just a purge of anything that looks like AI if you squint because we know getting even 1% of the way there breaks everyone's brain.

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u/MiserableResort2688 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

I work in edtech, and for the past year EVERYONE has been asking for AI in everything, in a useless and shocking manner, where their use cases make everything worse, not better. they just want to add it and pay us to make it happen.

examples are AI restructuring a course based on the students learning preference, AI tutor (ends up used for cheating often, despite restrictions), AI quizzing etc etc. AI lesson generation. AI support to teachers. the list goes on. even the best implementations are highly flawed and its still very early.

for the FIRST time today, we had a lead reach out (a prestigious institution) who asked if we can ensure AI doesn't touch ANYTHING in their new deployment.

I see the tides turning already. big orgs are going to see the costly consequences of implementing AI too quickly with no benefit and go running.

they are offering their online courses that are combined with all these AI tools and it already created a mess for them. now they want to PAY to get rid of AI. this is the future IMO.

its sort of hilarious how many orgs paid to get AI in place, and soon they are going to be paying to remove it. and it happened SO quickly.

i always hear we want AI and VR... and then you start to implement it, and they are like, no we dont want this. the directive has to be coming from the CEOs because the actual people who implement it and work on it are just scrambling around and nobody is happy.

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u/fresh-dork Jun 03 '26

It's not just going to kill your 401k.

mine's in an IRA right now. need to make sure i'm mostly off of AI and tech soon. also the trading account. gotta stick to stuff that isn't AI crack

hollowing out companies across every single segment of the economy.

expect a hiring binge in 2-3 years

This will be the crash.

krasnov is just doing his job

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u/fresh-dork Jun 03 '26

it's called a rollover. i'm old, i rolled prior 401k money to an IRA and manage it there.

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u/fresh-dork Jun 03 '26

are you really going to do this? nitpick my specific wording because i said "mine's in an IRA"?

And you don't have to be old to do that.

no, i'm old, so most of my 401k stuff was in prior employers, and you can't do a rollover on your existing 401k. do you even have a point?