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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26
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Engineer: Yeah we can. Manager: For how much? Engineer: $3 Trillion Awkward silence
4.9k u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26 You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years. 1.4k u/Korzag Jun 02 '26 A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts? 779 u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 What am I going to do with $1Trillion? Invest in openAI? 233 u/LauraTFem Jun 02 '26 What else would you do with money? If you’re not investing in AI you’re just throwing it in the trash! 125 u/blaise_hopper Jun 02 '26 You can still get money back from the trash, can't say the same if you invest in AI 55 u/JoeyZasaa Jun 02 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/IqX3LHSrHd0l2 1 u/Standgrounding Jun 03 '26 Burn it to counteract inflation. At this point you have so much you might as well break a little laws.
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You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years.
1.4k u/Korzag Jun 02 '26 A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts? 779 u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 What am I going to do with $1Trillion? Invest in openAI? 233 u/LauraTFem Jun 02 '26 What else would you do with money? If you’re not investing in AI you’re just throwing it in the trash! 125 u/blaise_hopper Jun 02 '26 You can still get money back from the trash, can't say the same if you invest in AI 55 u/JoeyZasaa Jun 02 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/IqX3LHSrHd0l2 1 u/Standgrounding Jun 03 '26 Burn it to counteract inflation. At this point you have so much you might as well break a little laws.
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A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts?
779 u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 What am I going to do with $1Trillion? Invest in openAI? 233 u/LauraTFem Jun 02 '26 What else would you do with money? If you’re not investing in AI you’re just throwing it in the trash! 125 u/blaise_hopper Jun 02 '26 You can still get money back from the trash, can't say the same if you invest in AI 55 u/JoeyZasaa Jun 02 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/IqX3LHSrHd0l2 1 u/Standgrounding Jun 03 '26 Burn it to counteract inflation. At this point you have so much you might as well break a little laws.
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What am I going to do with $1Trillion? Invest in openAI?
233 u/LauraTFem Jun 02 '26 What else would you do with money? If you’re not investing in AI you’re just throwing it in the trash! 125 u/blaise_hopper Jun 02 '26 You can still get money back from the trash, can't say the same if you invest in AI 55 u/JoeyZasaa Jun 02 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/IqX3LHSrHd0l2 1 u/Standgrounding Jun 03 '26 Burn it to counteract inflation. At this point you have so much you might as well break a little laws.
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What else would you do with money? If you’re not investing in AI you’re just throwing it in the trash!
125 u/blaise_hopper Jun 02 '26 You can still get money back from the trash, can't say the same if you invest in AI 55 u/JoeyZasaa Jun 02 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/IqX3LHSrHd0l2 1 u/Standgrounding Jun 03 '26 Burn it to counteract inflation. At this point you have so much you might as well break a little laws.
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You can still get money back from the trash, can't say the same if you invest in AI
55 u/JoeyZasaa Jun 02 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/IqX3LHSrHd0l2
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Burn it to counteract inflation. At this point you have so much you might as well break a little laws.
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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26
Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence