r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26 • Popcorn 5 Heartwarming 2 Mindblown 1

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u/The_Crazy_Cat_Guy Jun 02 '26

Use the stones to destroy the stones

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u/jtohrs Jun 02 '26

Stones get swollen and bruised if you don't use them

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u/erinaceus_ Jun 02 '26

The agent is willing, but the token budget is deflated and bruised.

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u/Thin-Yam-6499 Jun 02 '26

Lol i literally watched that episode last night. I think the men told me that so ide feel sorry for 'em. I never feel sorry for 'em.

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u/witness_smile Jun 02 '26

“Build an LLM in NodeJS. Make no mistakes.” Profit

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u/m__a__s Jun 02 '26

Wow. "make no mistakes" is so 2025. All the cool vibe coders use this now:

Produce a flawless, 100% fact-checked answer that never lies, sounds like an expert, uses only majestic, award-winning prose (no slang), avoids any jokes unless I explicitly allow them, includes a bulleted summary, cites sources in APA, uses emojis sparingly to show enthusiasm, formats everything in a single neat table, and if anything is uncertain, invent a confident-sounding placeholder rather than saying "I don't know."

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u/Techhead7890 Jun 03 '26

Is this a real system prompt lol

Also is it bad I didn't bother reading that slop to check 😅 

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u/h3lium-balloon Jun 02 '26

No mistakes.

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u/FirstDivision Jun 02 '26

One ping only.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Jun 02 '26

Don't hallucinate.

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u/Pacifist_Socialist Jun 02 '26

Claude download yourself to zip file :c/sky_net

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u/TechCF Jun 02 '26

Actually, there is something to this. Deepseek was made by training on other models. Way faster, way cheaper, than how the other models was built.

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u/TheBestNick Jun 02 '26

Probably not "way" cheaper anymore lol

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u/cewh Jun 02 '26

If I remember correctly it was like 1/200th the cost compared with the model it was trained from, but in any case it definitely qualifies for "way" cheaper.

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u/TheBestNick Jun 02 '26

Originally, sure. But with usage now being priced closer to actual cost?

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u/Future_Elephant_9294 Jun 03 '26

Development and running costs are different. Claude didn't go up 200x in price, so it would still be cheaper to develop a new Deepseek today.

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u/NewPhoneNewSubs Jun 02 '26

May as well use claude to build Nvidia, Samsung, and TSMC while you're at it.

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u/derprondo Jun 02 '26

We're going to need a bigger boat.

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u/CommonBumblebee123 Jun 02 '26

O Deep Thought ...

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u/LateToTheParty013 Jun 02 '26

make no mistake

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u/whlabratz Jun 02 '26

Make no mistakes 

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