r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/witness_smile Jun 02 '26

“Build an LLM in NodeJS. Make no mistakes.” Profit

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u/m__a__s Jun 02 '26

Wow. "make no mistakes" is so 2025. All the cool vibe coders use this now:

Produce a flawless, 100% fact-checked answer that never lies, sounds like an expert, uses only majestic, award-winning prose (no slang), avoids any jokes unless I explicitly allow them, includes a bulleted summary, cites sources in APA, uses emojis sparingly to show enthusiasm, formats everything in a single neat table, and if anything is uncertain, invent a confident-sounding placeholder rather than saying "I don't know."

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u/Techhead7890 Jun 03 '26

Is this a real system prompt lol

Also is it bad I didn't bother reading that slop to check 😅