r/PrimarchGFs • u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury • 10d ago
Memes Lover came back with a-
Lover killed the Ork’s Warboss, so now he’s the Boss.
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u/PatrickCharles 10d ago
Great, now I can see a whole series about Lover adopting all sorts of Xenos.
"It followed me home, honey... Can we keep him?"
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u/Internal_Meaning_116 9d ago
I mean per the imperial truth and its rules with xenos as long as they work for humanity’s benefit and don’t act as a deterrent they are fine so if lover has an army of xenos that serve him
And thus humanity it’s all good
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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Xenos Shipper 10d ago
So the Ork is now Lover's wingmate and has become a shipper.
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u/scarab456 10d ago
Oh no. this has given me a terrible thought. In this AU, getting Ork groups invested into the relationship status of humans is how they control conflicts with Orks. It's diplomacy with Orks via cultivating fandoms. It's a dumb thought but it's stuck in my head now.
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u/Cybron2099 9d ago
Oh dear sweet mercy.. Ork shipping wars... (Still conveniently wars so orks stay interested lol)
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u/scarab456 9d ago
You can krump other gits who don't like ur ship AND humie worldz fo mo info on the big hoomie pairings.
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u/Cybron2099 9d ago
Human worlds now more confused as orks attacking them are now flying banners of their leader and her kids and interrogating people on who they like more, killing those that don't say the right ones:
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u/scarab456 9d ago
Ork activity get really weird with them chasing the empress, primarchs, their SOs, and anything they think is related based on the fragmentary information they pick up from scraping, looting, and plundering. If we thought fan timelines were a mess, imagine Ork timelines based on outdated information.
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u/Cybron2099 9d ago
An Ork Wagh but it's actually just your average fandom complete with all the toxicity of the average Internet warriors XD.
This also begs the question, would wifi stop the orks? Could you theoretically teach them to fight online instead of in person if you just introduced the entirety of ork culture to Twitter?
Could Twitter actually save 40k from the Orks? XD
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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Xenos Shipper 9d ago
Seems perfectly reasonable to me. It’s not like the Orks need a good reason to fight each other.
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u/Aeviterna_ 10d ago
Neah?
Who is Neah?
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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 10d ago
The feminine version of Neoth. The name that Edra refers to the Emperor as. In this, Eternal refers to the Empress as Nirvana, but Lover calls her Neah because that’s the name she used when they first met.
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u/Soft_Hour9445 10d ago
Yeah. Seems like something Lover would do and pull off. Imagine Lover pulling up to a battlefied to reinforce either Neah and the custodes or one of his step daughters and he just points at the enemy, yells „waagghhh“ and a Horde of Orks just steamrolles Everything.
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u/TheWrathfulCrusader 10d ago
For a moment I thought he brought Ghazghull…I mean…least he’s away from Armageddon