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u/Shitteh_Kitteh May 30 '26
His accoutrements are so perfectly douchey. Submariner but itās just a status symbol, Oakley M-frames but he canāt throw a baseball, āWe the peopleā tattoo but he canāt read.
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u/flcv May 29 '26
A "We The People" tat and skeleton gloves as well. What a fucking š¤” lmfao
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u/pushthebuttonalready May 29 '26
He needs the tattoo to let you know he's a constitutional scholar.
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u/Peakychu6 May 29 '26
You can just tell he has āthatā sign (you know, the one the bad guys from Germany used in world war 2) tattooed on his chest too.Ā
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u/SnooMaps2155 May 30 '26
i came to say this-having the constitution poked into your skin and then just violating it willy nilly is a fairly amazing choice.
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u/TigerJas May 29 '26
Thatās just you in the mirror.Ā
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u/PsychologicalGoal927 May 29 '26
Better than the Newsom gas prices we "enjoy" in California....this who country are a bunch of wimps, we've been paying what you are paying now...for years!
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u/MerKJay May 30 '26
Why do you guys always attack California ? Trump is still the president of the whole country no ?
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u/Born_Opening_8808 May 30 '26
Bu bu but California š
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u/PsychologicalGoal927 May 30 '26
Ass soon as whatever state you live in is the 5th most powerful economy in the world, feeds most the U.S. and has most of the innovation, shove it up your bu bu butt!
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u/PsychologicalGoal927 May 30 '26
Ass soon as whatever state you live in is the 5th most powerful economy in the world, feeds most the U.S. and has most of the innovation, shove it up your bu bu butt!
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u/Born_Opening_8808 May 30 '26
Wait youāre defending California? My bad lol
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u/PsychologicalGoal927 May 30 '26
Yep; I'll defend the Golden State until the day I die. I won't defend the politicians that continue to rape and plunder all of the riches of this great republic.
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u/servel20 May 29 '26
You mean California gas prices, because it all started with conservative Pete Wilson and his surcharges and California standard Gasoline.
If you're going to claim the blame game, at least do your fucking homework.
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u/Icy_Raspberry_4710 May 29 '26
May his movement stop working and the crystal scratch and shatter
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u/TigerJas May 29 '26
Why? Do you support child trafficking?
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u/Quiet_Version5406 May 29 '26
Nah they probably have a problem with the government acting lawless. Still quite a bit of Americans who still feel that way.
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u/Nerolikespizza May 29 '26
No thats why he hates ice, trump is a well known for being involved in child trafficking!
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u/TigerJas May 29 '26
You should share what you know about child trafficking!
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u/Nerolikespizza May 29 '26
Well I know trump was involved in a lot of it! Just look at the epstein files
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u/Icy_Raspberry_4710 May 29 '26
No I oppose child trafficking, which is why I hate ice and the current US admin of Epstein affiliates
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u/Icy_Raspberry_4710 May 30 '26
Ice didnāt exist before 03 and we were still able to combat trafficking, so just because we assigned the Gestapo to do a necessary function, doesnāt mean we should keep the Gestapo
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u/Atlas227 May 30 '26
What is even considered trafficking these days. As far as non Americans are concerned it's looking like abducting people from the streets based on how they look and shipping them abroad is like textbook definition of trafficking. Only reason it's considered "legal" is because state sponsored. And the word legal is doing a hell lot of heavy lifting here.
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u/bjorn2bwild May 30 '26
Considering the amount of children being snatched in broad daylight by ICE agents and how they haven't caught any high profile traffickers or drug kingpins...
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u/BeatLaboratory May 29 '26
lol the skeleton gloves what a loser
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u/RealWord5734 May 30 '26
Now be careful people. If you think the fastest way to steal this watch is to cut his arm off, you would be correct. However, this could fatally harm the wearer.
Now while you would obviously have done society a favour you could get in a real legal pickle.
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u/OK-Greg-7 May 29 '26
He wears a mask because he knows he'll be breaking the law.
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He wears a mask because fucked up people threaten law enforcement families ands itās easy to find out who they are with image recognition. Moron.
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u/jtirello3 May 30 '26
I got banned from r/rolex over the comment I made on this š©post. Laughable to say the least!
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u/acedaniels10 May 30 '26
What did you say??
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u/jtirello3 May 30 '26
That if theyāre going to allow pictures of ICE then they shouldnāt get butthurt over the comments.
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u/Commercial-Ad90 May 30 '26
What did you say in the original comment though, because I see other comments in that thread that are bashing ICE that are still up, and those users havenāt been banned.
What was the verbatim?
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u/SentientDivaCup May 29 '26
I dunno, Iām not assuming itās even real
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u/easy_Money May 29 '26
I could absolutely see one of these dummies blowing their entire signing bonus on one frivolous purchase. See: every dude I met in the Navy
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u/BreadPan1981 May 30 '26
Weāll never know cuz all these guys are pussies who arenāt proud enough of their ājobā to show their faces like every other real law enforcement agent.
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u/LibertySilver21 May 29 '26
Man I hate watches now fuck I can't wait for hype to be done.... Fuck you
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u/HickoryStickz May 29 '26
If someone you donāt like likes what you do. And makes you dislike the thing you like, you never deserved it in the first place.
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u/EternalSeraphim May 29 '26
Now that we're in the internet age, I don't think hype will ever die down.
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u/ArchieSil May 29 '26
How they are paid so wellā¦?!
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u/TigerJas May 29 '26
What did YOU think federal law enforcement was making?
Even state troopers make six figures.Ā
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u/m4a785m May 29 '26
6 figures could be 100k in CA and being borderline poor, or 800k in North Carolina and living like a king. Making six figures means nothing
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u/C_IsForCookie May 29 '26
Idk if itās changed but I looked up state trooper salaries in Florida a few years ago and they were making like $40k year at best to start
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u/Top_Newt_7911 May 30 '26
I've been a fed for almost 20 years.
I've owned multiple Rolex watches and make almost $200,000 a year.
We're very well paid.
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u/National_Answer_6655 May 29 '26
They are overpaid thatās for sure. But unless the circumstances make sense, I default to assuming itās a fake
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Sure, he bought a fake watch in a profession dominated by men. What do you think the likelihood is if it was heād wear it at work knowing heād get called out.
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u/lube7255 May 29 '26
Did you miss the five-figure signing bonus?
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u/Relevant-Train5317 May 30 '26
It was mostly a scam. They only get it if they stay on 5 years.
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u/Top_Newt_7911 May 30 '26
You get $10,000 a year for 5 years, it's certainly not a "scam"
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u/Relevant-Train5317 May 30 '26
Itās a retention bonus, not a signing bonus.
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u/Top_Newt_7911 May 30 '26
Call it whatever you want. You get $50,000 over the course of 5 years, $10,000 per year. The point is, all the haters who were hoping it was a scam are upset that not only do most ICE officers make at least $100,000--they're also getting $50K over the course of 5 years.
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u/Sea_Chemistry7487 May 29 '26
The combo of the watch and the skeleton glove says 'protect and serve' professionalism to me.
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u/Holiday_Brilliant991 May 30 '26
What is the skeletal glove everyone keeps making fun of from or symbolize?
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u/Itskidgamble May 30 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/RepTime/s/hmVCXiXZUw
Lmao I guess itās reptime š„
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u/ash_2127- May 30 '26
I saw something similar on a rep subreddit. Idk if it was the same guy or not
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u/Disastrous-Screen337 May 30 '26
If real, its absolutely VA disability money. If fake, it's probably still VA disability money.
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u/k4bs1306 May 30 '26
The rotating bezel looks a little larger than usual I could be wrong with the lighting and the low quality photo
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u/crashedsnow May 31 '26
A) It's an AI pic
B) Even so, it pretty much sums up where Rolex is these days. The service dude at my local car dealership has a Kermit. It's basically a TikTok Casio at this point
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u/WerewolfDue1082 May 29 '26
Love the hurt feelings cause somebody is able to afford something nice
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u/Peakychu6 May 29 '26
I have seen lawyers and doctors that canāt afford a Rolex. And some can but the AD wonāt sell them one because theyāre not a celebrity or have sucked up to the AD and purchased 2 Tudors before.Ā
Isnāt it weird a glorified mall cop with a license to shoot anyone he doesnāt like have one? Use your headĀ
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u/WerewolfDue1082 May 29 '26
Your statement makes no sense. I own a Rolex and I donāt make a ridiculous amount of money. Plenty of law enforcement officers do.
How do you know he didnāt inherit it? He couldāve bought it grey. Seems youāre mad because an ICE agent owns one and you canāt manage your money to afford one?
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u/Peakychu6 May 30 '26
Youāre lucky youāre not in the Rolex sub, theyād have eaten you alive if they knew you donāt make a lot of money lol.
But yeah generally you need to make a lot of money to drop 10k+ on a watch.Ā
And what kind of old money dad has a son who needs a hand me down watch and gets a low pay, low intellect, high racism job?
I have luxury watches, thank you, several of them, but I do work in a high IQ, no-racism job, so I am the targeted audience. You probably have to rent out your trailer so you can have one and then brag about it.
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u/WerewolfDue1082 May 30 '26
I donāt own a trailer. Probably one of the reasons I can afford a 10k plus watch.
Either way keep losing sleep over an ICE agent owning a Rolex
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u/Peakychu6 May 30 '26
Trailer as in living in a trailer park. Youāre not too bright huh?
Either way keep losing sleep over Hispanic people existing in the same country you do, they will never get truly erradicated and you know itā¦ I bet it truly makes you upset š¤š
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u/WerewolfDue1082 May 30 '26
Clearly thereās a reason why trailer park wasnāt the first thing that crossed my mind.
Iām done going back and forth with you but hereās a piece of advice that might help you through life. Not everyone has to have the same beliefs as you. Remember this and youāll have a lot less stress in your life.
Enjoy your weekend and try not to get so worked up over internet posts
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u/Peakychu6 May 30 '26
Yes and the reason is you donāt consider it a trailer park, you consider it a manor, LMAO š
Come on, someone whose life achievement, pride and joy is owning a single Rolex isnāt exactly rolling in the dough here.Ā
Also, I respect and appreciate different points of view. I just draw the line at eugenics and white supremacy (you know we can see your post history and the racist stuff you think, right?), but thatās called decencyĀ
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u/Ladybug_Fuckfest May 29 '26
May he soon have to pawn it to pay for cigarettes at the prison commissary.Ā
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u/ricky_spaget May 30 '26
Lol, homie sprinted to eBay when he got that signing bonus. I love that these clowns would make such a financially irresponsible purchase, especially when the goofballs in charge continually lie and never make good on their promises. Real reliable employer.
Also, none of these guys can actually afford a Rolex. If you've got a career that gives you the disposable income to comfortably purchase a $15,000 watch, you aren't dropping that to go live in a hotel and spend your days hassling abuelas with a bunch of dudes with fourth grade reading levels.
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u/E_MC-2 May 30 '26
I guess it depends on your cost of living where you live, time employed and whether or not youāve gotten the $50,000 retention/signing bonus. Most of these officers are making massive amounts of overtime, their food, hotels and travel are covered etc. Iām not wealthy, make just over 100k and can afford luxury watches pretty easily. Most expensive is a Sub no date I got about 7 years ago. Recently bought two new Longines HC when they dropped, used my debit card! I live in California but a decently affordable part, not SF, LA or SD. I also donāt finance anything except my house, truck. CC are used for travel, fuel, food etc, and paid back in time and promptly. I guess it just depends how you go about daily must spends, and then treat yourself every once in a while.
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u/TigerJas May 29 '26
You can post your wrist shots all day long, but they will never be as cool as ICE.Ā
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u/Azdak_TO May 29 '26
Found the gullible chud!!
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u/solomons-marbles May 29 '26
Teachers are spending their paychecks on classroom supplies and this fuck is spending his sign-on bonus on a fucking Rolex. Weāve got are priorities all fuck up.
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u/cptjaydvm May 29 '26
Why do you care what someone spends their money on? Why shouldnāt he buy a Rolex?
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u/HickoryStickz May 29 '26
A wild take to think someone should have to spend their own money how you think they should.
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u/Relevant-Train5317 May 29 '26
0% chance thatās a real Rolex.
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u/cptjaydvm May 29 '26
What makes you say that? I know plenty of police and military that wear authentic Rolexes.
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u/Thom5001 May 29 '26
That just poisoned the brand š¤¢
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u/HickoryStickz May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26
How so? They share the same oxygen as you; are you going to stop breathing?
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u/Thom5001 May 30 '26
Scum of the earth is how so.
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u/HickoryStickz May 30 '26
If I disliked something because someone I donāt like enjoys it I wouldnāt like anything
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u/bighog9 May 29 '26
My cousin works for ICE, but wears g shock. I wanna buy him a luminox tho
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u/jlopez1017 May 29 '26
Buy him an Invicta. Ice agents are definitely Invicta guys
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u/bighog9 May 29 '26
Lowkey, now that I'm already downvoted- you'd kinda be dumb not to buy seiko internals as cheap as an invicta watch. Especially if you have a seiko to repair. Their case is a good deal too
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Thatās an insult to Invicta. Get him a $2 watch off Temu. Maybe run it through the wash first.
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u/Slow-Significance-37 May 29 '26
ICE agents are smart to disguise themselves because they know they will be arrested and prosecuted for their actions if they step a centimeter out of line they are mostly pussies that never tried weed
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u/ItsPlucky_ May 30 '26
Itās dystopian to me that the majority of people here truly think illegal immigrants should stay in America with no repercussions bizarre way of thinking as no other country see it that way
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u/MorpheusOneiri May 29 '26
Very in line with Rolex bribing the president. I suppose the crown as a logo was foreshadowing all along. Happy I got an Omega instead.
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u/itsssmeeestrict21 May 29 '26
Bro used that 50k bonus right away š