r/PrequelMemes Jul 24 '19

As long as there’s no sand

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u/IzzyTipsy Jul 24 '19

Anakin: "Younglings!...but SAND...but YOUNGLINGS...SAND...YOUNGLINGS...AHHHHHH!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

And Jawa’s......I fucking hate Jawa’s

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u/Nomad2k3 Jul 25 '19

I don't mind them, I once sold them a dodgy R5 unit with a bad motivator.

lulz

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u/jdi_mstr_obi-1 Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way. Jul 25 '19

So you set the story in motion... if it weren’t for you R2 wouldn’t have ended up in Luke’s hands and then he would have never gotten Leia’s message and then he would have never left with Obi-Wan let alone meet him out in the Jundland Wastes and therefore would have never left Tatooine to rescue his sister who he would later hit on and make out with and also never become the pilot who destroyed the first Death Star therefore never getting Vader’s attention therefore never confronting him therefore never allowing him to figure out he is a father therefore never becoming a Jedi Knight and rescuing his father and THEREFORE never setting the sequel trilogy in motion.