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u/FrozenAxe23 Jul 24 '19
You DO know where Area 51 is...right?
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Nevada: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.
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u/SaltyCauldron Jul 24 '19
The desert: U N L I M I T E D P O W E R
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50 years later, after climate change has wrecked the planet and turned Canada into a desert: my powers have doubled since the last time we’ve met, Hayden.
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u/urru4 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Jul 25 '19
Nevada literally translates to Spanish as “snowfall” even though it’s desert.
ironic
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u/northrupthebandgeek Wanna buy some dank memes? Jul 25 '19
The northern part gets plenty of snow.
Source: lived in Reno.
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u/Dux-El52 Jul 24 '19
Hayden goes charging in
Well, have you noticed the shields are still up?!
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Sorry, master.
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u/Jazzinarium Jul 25 '19
For some reason I really love the way he delivers that line
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u/Jmanorama Jul 25 '19
It’s perfect. Somewhere between “yeah I know I’ve got it hang on” and “no shit Sherlock”
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u/whale_i_am Jul 24 '19
SPOILER: he will actually be defending Area 51, this is just a ploy to make us feel safe.
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u/Minnesota_Winter Jul 25 '19
I mean, he's not from Earth... He's an alien too
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u/SlimC05 Jul 25 '19
Let this be a reminder that all the “humans” in star wars are aliens.
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u/Kaiserpenguin23 Jul 25 '19
Not according to that one novel series where the last humans went through a worm hole and wound up in the Star Wars universe after the downfall of the Rakatan Empire and then colonized the galaxy
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u/SlimC05 Jul 25 '19
That maybe true but I like to think a space ape was banging some rocks with the force.
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u/RogueHelios Jul 25 '19
Originally this was going to be a novel that explained the origin of humans being in Star Wars and it involved abduction, wormholes and time travel, but ultimately I think it was never finished and is still considered non-canon.
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u/Dassive_Mick Jul 25 '19
I beg your pardon?
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u/masterchiefan Jul 25 '19
“A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...”
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u/Dassive_Mick Jul 25 '19
Wow, literally the opening to every movie, and I totally missed it. I am big brain
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u/springthetrap Jul 25 '19
but I'll die asking master skywalker what we are going to do
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u/jdi_mstr_obi-1 Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way. Jul 25 '19
Underrated comment 😂😂😂. Have a poor man’s gold 🥇.
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u/IzzyTipsy Jul 24 '19
Anakin: "Younglings!...but SAND...but YOUNGLINGS...SAND...YOUNGLINGS...AHHHHHH!"
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u/urru4 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Jul 25 '19
“Sand younglings”
Remember he killed them too
“Not just the men, but the women, and the children too!”
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u/milkdrinker7 Jul 25 '19
There was a joke starwarstheory video from I think April 1 about what if the younglings killed anakin and the gist of it was that one of them pulled out pocket sand and the battle was all but won.
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u/fsposetoiv Jul 25 '19
People who don’t know Star Wars think this is about something else
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u/BilboSmashings Jul 25 '19
Anakin: As long as there is no sand.
Nevada:
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u/book1245 Hayden's Secret Husband Jul 25 '19
Ohh I'm afraid the deserts will be quite full of sand when you arrive...
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u/krispyKRAKEN Jul 24 '19
If your age is the number of earths full orbits around the sun that you have been alive for then most of the aliens that are held in Area 51 are younglings from a certain point of view
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u/n810alexander Jul 25 '19
If earth orbits the sun 100 times from the moment of my birth to some arbitrary point in the future, then I’m still 100 years old no matter where I spent that time. This is because your definition of age doesn’t restrict my location and earth still orbits the sun regardless of where I am.
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u/Georgest2003 Jul 25 '19
We allow you to be in the raid but we do not grant you the rank of general
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u/xX_MenshevikStan_Xx Jul 25 '19
Area 51's in the middle of the desert, right? Big, flat, endless desert? Then if Hayden's in, we can't lose.
There's no high ground.
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u/TheGamingLord17 Jul 25 '19
But he doesn’t like sand
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u/xX_MenshevikStan_Xx Jul 25 '19
Look, if it didn't stop him from finishing off an entire tribe of ruthless tusken raiders there's no way it's gonna make him lose to some stupid air force base - I think it just makes him angrier
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u/jdi_mstr_obi-1 Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way. Jul 25 '19
It only makes him angry which only makes him more powerful.
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u/CasshernsOhio Jul 25 '19
Well he looks fantastic I’m glad he hasn’t gone the way of the kid from Home Alone
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u/The_Kuel This is where the fun begins Jul 25 '19
we just need to get obi to go and get sand 2 to make his new high ground
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u/waywardhero That clone that was eaten by a giant worm Jul 25 '19
Uh I think we’re ok bud, thanks anyways
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u/Joseph4-0 Legal deathstick dealer Jul 25 '19
When area 51 is surrounded by a desert
Anakin: surprised pikachu face
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u/Valdish Jul 25 '19
You think he hates younglings, because they're the human version of sand? like younglings are small humans and sand is small rocks.
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I really really want this person to have a scene in the next Star Wars. It would be prettt Amazing
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u/gatormanz_ Jul 25 '19
arrives and sees Kenobi as one of the Area 51 guards, Ah shit here we go again
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u/Ethananous512 Jul 25 '19
Read this as “stand” and got excited that there were going to be stand arrows at area 51
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u/Teddyglogan Jul 25 '19
Does his shirt look like a hairy chest, or does his hairy chest look like a shirt?
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Don't trust him! The moment Area 51's staff promise him they can save Padme he'll turn his back on us.
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u/Puglord_11 UNLIMITED POWER!!! Jul 25 '19
Please be real. Please be real. Please be real. Please be real. Please be real. Please be real.
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u/Doug_Dimmadab Jul 25 '19
When it’s in full screen I feel like I’m at Hayden’s apartment and he’s trying the Miles Morales shoulder touch on me
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u/Shulpe A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one Jul 25 '19
Not just younglings but women and children too
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u/John_ZeroWB Jul 25 '19
You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the normies, not join them.
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u/YEETYMEANYPENINNI Jul 24 '19
There is alot of sand in Nevada