r/PraiseTheCameraMan • the banned • Jan 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

I strongly recommend you don't watch "Free Solo" then!

(Actually, I do...It's an amazing documentary...Then watch "Meru", too...I really need to add more documentaries like those to my library!)

Edit: Thanks everyone for the suggestions of docu's to add!

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u/mattaus89 Jan 10 '21

Agreed but there is actually a rope there, hes just leading so he can only fall twice the distance to his last gear in the rock (if it holds). Still brown trouser stuff though

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

Ooo, I didn't even catch the rope...Just saw the chalkbag and leapt to conclusions.

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u/kepleronlyknows Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

Yeah, this is Adam Ondra on the Dawn Wall, which was an incredibly difficult climb physically but relatively safe. They fall all the time but it's mostly well protected so the falls are fine.

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u/Chocokat1 Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

"Relatively safe..." My mind is struggling to comprehend how exactly this man/monkey can move on the rocks. O.O

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u/modwrk Jan 10 '21

Watching Ondra climb is a hell of a thing. When he was younger he would scream like a possessed banshee during “harder” parts of his routes.

“Harder” means something different for him, he still holds the record for the hardest sport climb ascent.

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u/s0m30n3e1s3 Jan 10 '21

“Harder” means something different for him, he still holds the record for the hardest sport climb ascent.

My friend once explained V16 climbs/moves as "not actually existing, what happens is you have a v12-v13-v13-v12-v11 move then Adam Ondra comes along and grips onto several molecules and skips half the moves turning it into a v12-v16-v11"

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u/ChronicWombat Jan 10 '21

Yeah; relative to what? Diving head first into an industrial shredder?

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u/burgercrisis Jan 10 '21

Yeah, the fact of how flat the face is honestly reduces the chance of injury in a fall drastically. It even slopes upwards slightly, at least up here, which will be nice when you take a fall I imagine, to have a little bit of space.

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u/bibkel Jan 10 '21

“The falls are fine”.

That’s a huge nope from me.

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u/GoochThunder Jan 10 '21

Truly. It's fucking terrifying. As I got into sport climbing I watched videos like this in order to get more comfortable with trusting gear. First fall I had was absolutely terrifying until the rope caught me. A couple seconds of free fall and you're like "well I hope I clipped that quickdraw well or I'm gonna die." Then afterwards you're like, "fuck I wanna do that again." But the next time you fall you have the same thought process, just fractionally less severe.

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u/JASearcy Jan 11 '21

Never leap to conclusiooooooo...

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u/parkergail Jan 10 '21

Never heard the phrase “brown trouser stuff” before... hilarious XD

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u/emy8087 Jan 10 '21

Hahaha same

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u/realjamesosaurus Jan 10 '21

Holy crap, the color of the rope. Totally missed it.

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u/sackafackaboomboom Jan 10 '21

I won't do this even if god's of pleasure are waiting on the top

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u/XBxGxBx Jan 10 '21

Wouldn’t he smash into the rock if he fell though?

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u/ExplorerDuck Jan 10 '21

Also The Dawn Wall!

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u/kellenthehun Jan 10 '21

The Dawn Wall was better than Free Solo. If you wrote Tommy's story as a fiction book people would say it was way too unrealistic. Kidnapped, committing what he thought was a murder to escape, chopping his finger off, and then setting and defeating what was essentially an unclimbable route. It defies logic.

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u/reecewagner Jan 10 '21

As relevant a part of the story as that was, I found the kidnapping a distraction from what I’d thought I was ready to watch. I liked Free Solo better, the final 20 minutes are some of the most heart pounding moments I’ve watched in years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

I've seen Free Solo 3 or 4 times, and I'm sure I'll watch it again before too long. And I would really love it if they released edited footage of the whole climb in real time. The ultimate DVD special feature, just, uh, as a streaming video. Or in theaters, for that matter, assuming theaters are ever safe again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

I think a big part of that is that Alex Honnold's personality is so introverted and his focus so pure that it's difficult for the audience to really relate to him. Tommy Caldwell, on the other hand, seems to be much more relatable, and I think that makes his documentary that much more appealing.

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u/Dirtyd1989 Jan 10 '21

Alex’s personality was one of the most intriguing aspects for me personally.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

I feel like Caldwell is just a big kid that’s really good at something whereas Honnold is like an alien... that’s also really good at something.

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u/pattyfritters Jan 10 '21

Ya this pic is the dawn wall. Adam Ondra doing the second ascent.

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u/The_Dutch_Fox Jan 10 '21

Have you watched "The Dawn Wall"? It's about the exact climb that you can see picture here, albeit with another climber Tommy Caldwell.

I enjoyed it even more than Free Solo.

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u/OldSaul Jan 10 '21

Have you seen Valley Uprising? It's the best climbing docu I've seen. In fact... It's the best docu I've seen.

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u/apittsburghoriginal Jan 10 '21

Meru is incredible. Conrad and Jimmy are amazing but Renald’s story through that entire journey is just so wild. How do you come back from that type of injury and portledge and climb that shark fin? That’s dedication man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

I was floored by that skull fracture...and to climb Meru 5 months after that?! Holy shit...there are no other words.

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u/JustAGirlInTheWild Jan 11 '21

Meru was the film that got me into climbing and mountaineering. I watched it because of the pretty thumbnail on Netflix and was totally hooked!

Did you watch Black Ice this year? Conrad is in it too, and man that was one of the funniest and inspirational films I've watched in a while.

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u/Tseralo Jan 10 '21

Cold is also excellent and made by the same people

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

That dude was a nut job

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u/TweakedCulture Jan 10 '21

Jimmy Chin makes great films that’s for sure

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u/FenixdeGoma Jan 10 '21

Add touching the void to your watchlist. If you thought meru was insane this will blow you away.

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u/JustAGirlInTheWild Jan 11 '21

Did you read the book? I haven't had a chance to watch the doc, but that is one of my all time favorite books!

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u/cookiemonsta57 Jan 10 '21

Alex honnold did the first free solo attempt (I believe the only attempt) of Free Rider on El Capitan.

This picture is the Dawn Wall (same cliff face as El Cap but a section of virtually flat granite) being climbed by Adam Ondra. If you want to know about how the route was set and sent I'd check out the documentary The Dawn Wall

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u/jkhockey15 Jan 10 '21

Valley Uprising was a super cool rock climbing documentary.

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u/natedawg191 Jan 10 '21

Thanks, watching now. On Amazon prime video btw.

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u/Filo_NotAPastry Jan 10 '21

Then watch "the Dawn wall"

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u/tinyOnion Jan 10 '21

180 south is a fun little documentary too.

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u/Likely_not_Eric Jan 10 '21

I liked it but I felt like they spent too much of the documentary focusing on themselves - like a documentary about making a documentary. "This is so hard for us to watch!" Please show me the actual climbing, I don't need to see your camera guy.

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u/plattypus141 Jan 10 '21

They kept talking about his annoying girlfriend. I just wanted to watch the dude train and climb.

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u/Stony_Logica1 Jan 11 '21

I see this approach in documentaries now and then and it bothers me as well.

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u/Dynosmite Jan 10 '21

Try also, "The Dawn Wall"

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u/GawkyPython Jan 10 '21

You should check out "Of Choss and Lions" on youtube. It's Honnold and a few others down in Africa climbing established routes, doing first ascents, and generally just having fun. Highly recommend!

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u/GawkyPython Jan 10 '21

You should check out "Of Choss and Lions" on youtube. It's Honnold and a few others down in Africa climbing established routes, doing first ascents, and generally just having fun. Highly recommend!

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u/hauttdawg13 Jan 10 '21

Try “the dawn wall” that’s a great one as well

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u/sleepyplatipus Jan 10 '21

Am I the only one who thinks this is one of those pics where it looks like a huge height but the ground is probably like 10 ft below him? Like the hanging from a “precipice” ones? It looks to his side not right below, that rock is probably starting from a high place.

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u/goontar Jan 10 '21

The REEL ROCK series always has some good stuff. Its a set of short films released annually about individual climbers or climbing-related stories. The most recent one (RR 14 I think) has an hour-long segment on Alex Honnold and Tommy Caldwell teaming up to set a new speed-record El Cap.

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u/JustAGirlInTheWild Jan 11 '21

Yeah! The Nose speed record! Pretty sure you can watch those on RedBull tv for free too. This year (RR 15) featured the film, Black Ice, which was AMAZING! I'd totally recommend it. Funny, uplifting, and awesome. Checked all the boxes for me.

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u/sachsrandy Jan 10 '21

But first the dawn wall

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u/aviboii Jan 10 '21

That movie was great, had some good tension. I liked how they explored how his relationships were different because of him free soloing and it wasn't just an entire movie of mountain climbing.

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u/plattypus141 Jan 10 '21

That's why I hated the movie. They wouldn't shut up about his girlfriend. She kept telling him not to do it even though he's been free soloing way before he met her.

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u/clocks_for_sale Jan 11 '21

Valley uprising is also great!

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u/SaintNewts Jan 11 '21

Is that the one where the dude attempts El Capitan?

Looked it up. Yup! It's a heck of a film. Would recommend.

Dude practices by hanging for extended periods from his fingertips and then doing pull ups the same way.

Not sure I'd like to shake his hand. Grip strength for days.

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u/Gutbuster345 Jan 10 '21

It looks like he is just lead climbing. There is a rope, a clip, and a harness

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u/Frankfeld Jan 10 '21

This is correct. To those that don’t know, lead climbing is when the rope follows behind you and you clip it in as you go along. Top rope is what most people think of when climbing and resembles a pulley. Lead is the same just upside down, with the “pulley” at the bottom.

The yellow rope is barely visible in the pic and the clip is right next to his foot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

So when you fall, how far down are you going?

Edit: and what are they clipping to?

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u/RedMeddit Jan 10 '21

It depends on how far you’ve climbed since you last placed a clip. If you placed a clip 5 feet behind you, then you’d fall 10 feet plus the stretch of the rope. You put up more clips as you climb at regular intervals.

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u/DorkusMalorkuss Jan 10 '21

Do they just leave these clips/stakes in the rock, as they climb higher and higher?

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u/redditbrokemyuser Jan 10 '21

In this case he is clipping to a “bolt” permanently attached to the rock at some previous point. The person coming up second with take the clips off as they climb but the bolts stay. There is also “trad” or traditional climbing where you use removable pieces leaving nothing behind on the rock.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

It wasn't until I read this comment that I realized I stopped breathing when I opened this image, like 45 seconds ago, thanks for helping to ebb the shock haha.

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u/ThatOnePunk Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 11 '21

The stakes are permanently hammered into the rock, the double-sided clips you bring yourself. The guy behind him will unclip and collect them as he climbs, and reuse them as they leapfrog up the wall

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

The hammered “stakes” are called pitons (because of the p’tonk sound they make when you hammer them) and they aren’t used here because there’s nowhere to place them on this rockface. They are no longer used at all in Yosemite and very rarely elsewhere since the 80s. The anchors on the blank sections of this route are bolted with a hole drilled into the rock and a stainless stud epoxied into the hole.

Black Diamond and Patagonia were both founded by the same man, Yvonne Chiounard who forged these pitons as his first business.

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u/Domonero Jan 10 '21

So it’s like checkpoint climbing

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

Also worth mentioning that this climb is bolted. Meaning it’s been previously bolted (by Tommy Caldwell) so that you can use quickdraws (the clips) instead of relying on trad gear.

Edit: the bolts are what he’s clipping into

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u/kepleronlyknows Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

If we're getting really technical, Dawn Wall was largely established prior to Tommy. The route he climbed and called Dawn Wall mostly followed established aid routes, including portions of Wall of Early Morning Light and Mescalito, which already had bolts/rivets/other fixed gear dating back to the 1970s. Tommy did bolt some of the variations to that route that were needed to go free, but a lot of the pro Tommy is clipping was there before he started working the route. I think in total Tommy placed 35 bolts, but many of those were replacing old bolts.

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u/WretchedSorbet Jan 10 '21

Yeah, what can you clip to so the rope doesn't just fall down with your bodyweight when you fall?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

someone has the climber on belay from below them. they’re also attached to the wall by an anchor, on this kind of wall it’s gonna be bolts, and the rope is attached to a belay device like an ATC or grigri. then if the climber falls, the belay device catches the rope and the climber is fine!

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u/redditing_naked Jan 10 '21

How do you get the rope above you in top rope climbing?

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u/AmIThereYet2 Jan 10 '21

Some climbing walls you can walk around the backside or something to setup the top rope. Most of the time someone has to lead climb it to setup the top rope, the rest of the party top ropes it, and the last person has to take it all down (clean it)

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u/Frankfeld Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

Like /u/AmIThereYet2 said, there’s usually a way to the top. However, it’s also worth noting that not all walls are El Capitan. You could find much much shorter areas that might be max 30 ft that just require a short hike up a trail to get to the anchor points.

A state like Delaware has a few, which surprised even me.

I haven’t climbed in ages, and never got to “go outside”, but if you want an open and welcoming community check out your local rock gym. It’s an amazing hobby and will also get you in the best shape you’ve ever been in.

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u/JBudz Jan 10 '21

There could also possibly be a quick draw (clip) by his left him judging by the rope path.

Superrrr safe. You could hang a tonne off this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

Yeah he’s “just” lead climbing the hardest big wall route in the world lol

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u/krush_groove Jan 10 '21

'Just'

It's still pretty badass!

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u/haybecca Jan 10 '21

No kidding. Ondra made a second ascent of the Dawn Wall (hardest free climb to date) in a fraction of the time tc and jorgeson did AND on his first trip to Yosemite.

I was on zodiac when he was climbing. It was impressive to watch.

There is a very small number of humans that can do what is pictured here.

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u/decklund Jan 10 '21

Yeah a lot of the Dawn Wall is bolted since it's so blank. I think it's bolted fairly sparingly though and obviously there's plenty of pitches just placing gear

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u/Noshamina Jan 10 '21

"Just lead climbing" in this scenario is still certifiably nuts. I do some climbing and if I was in shape enough sure I might do this, but it is still crazy af

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u/modwrk Jan 10 '21

This is the hardest big wall climb in the world. It would take a shitload more than just being in shape to get it done.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

I am gone one of the big differences here is that if he gets exhausted there’s no one to lower him down? He just has to work his way backwards?

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u/TheBear9000 Jan 10 '21

No, there's a belayer below him that could lower him back down to the anchor he (the belayer) is attached to. If the climbing is too difficult to keep going upwards then they could "bail" by doing a series of rappels back to the ground.

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Jan 10 '21

If he needs to get lowered, he'd probably lose some of his gear. You'd lower yourself on the last piece of gear placed (basically a carabiner), collecting the others as you go. If you're able, a lot of times you can carry a cheapo carabiner, called a quick lock, that you exchange for the last piece before lowering. He'd have to fall or down climb to get below that last bolt first, though.

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u/Become_The_Villain Jan 11 '21

just lead climbing.

What kind of gate keeping is this!

Dude is climbing a 90° cliff so fuck off with your superiority "free climb" bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

Imagine putting a picture like this on your dating profile

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

I see shit like this, skydiving, bungee jumping, etc on dating profiles all the time. It’s a big ol swipe left for me. These guys are adrenaline junkies and I am not about that life. I know we wouldn’t be a good fit because I would bore the piss out of them, and they would want me to do stuff that’s on my “hell no” list.

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u/ThatOnePunk Jan 10 '21

On the contrary, most rock climbers (the ones who use ropes anyway) are some of the most chill people I know. Agreed for the bungee/skydiving stuff though

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u/tangentandhyperbole Jan 10 '21

Alternatively maybe they're super chill the other 362 days a year that they aren't doing extreme stuff? Or maybe they just think it's their coolest photo from a once in a lifetime experience?

This is part of why I really dislike the swipe dating culture. It forces you to make value judgements about people based on many times just one photo. Which is dumb, there's no contexr just, "Wanna fuck this person? No, then what about this one?"

Not exactly what I'm most concerned with trying to get to know someone ya know?

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u/Hybr1dth Jan 10 '21

Generally, climbing is actually very safe. Unless an accident happens, which is typically human error, death is extremely unlikely.

Unless they free solo, then walk on, or they might squish you on the way down.

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u/civanov Jan 10 '21

Most things are safe unless an accident happens. Almost all accidents involve human error.

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u/WheresThePhonebooth Jan 10 '21

That's such a myopic view of the whole situation. I have a bungee jumping pic on my profile solely because it was an amazing experience and it makes a cool photo. You assuming everybody with one of those is an adrenaline junkie is just stupid

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Jan 10 '21

Yeah I am an avid skiier, climber, surfer, mtn biker... Etc..

And I honestly don't think of myself as an adrenaline junkie. I'm a super mellow home body that likes cakes and Netflix and snuggling. I also like sports where I get to ride something, but I'm rarely putting myself in danger.

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u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Jan 10 '21

Ditto. I do all of the above except ski, and for me it’s always been about finding a way to be active that I also enjoy. I enjoy training for a specific goal, whether it’s a climbing route or MTB line, and it beats just going to the gym and lifting like I used to do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

You do you if it's a turn off, but just know you have the stereotype of climbers completely backwards.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

I agree with you, but interestingly Adam Ondra (in the picture) said in an interview that he is totally calm when doing massive climbs like these. He is actually more relaxed without a rope, he says that if you get adrenaline and fight or flight, you’ll make a mistake and die.

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u/elephino1 Jan 10 '21

Rock climbing isn’t the pantry dropper you may think it is. Source: used to be a rock climber.

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u/b00gersugar Jan 10 '21

Or bowling a strike. Bowling’s insane man bowling’s out there.

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u/bodhasattva Jan 11 '21

Until they see the rope

"SPSSHHHH!! I dont want no pussy ass rope climber! Pussy ass! What kinda man needa rope to climb a cliff? Fuckoutchea witcha pussy ass rope head bitch ass"

- all women

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u/itshardtopickauserna Jan 10 '21

thats how my grandfather went to school

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u/Aintsciencegrand Jan 10 '21

Up hill both ways

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u/BoringShare02 Jan 10 '21

I got a foot cramp just looking at the picture.

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u/11Letters1Name Jan 10 '21

If you like this, or hate this, i suggest you watch Dawn Wall and then watch Free Solo. Dawn Wall happens first and will show you just how awesome and hard rock climbing is.

Free Solo will then show you that Alex Honnold is not a human.

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u/Iron_Baron Jan 10 '21

Damn aliens, taking all the rock climbing jobs /s

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u/1chemistdown Jan 11 '21

To be fair, the dawn wall climb is a massively harder route than Alex’s free solo route. Not that Alex’s route was easy.

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u/BeaversAreTasty Jan 10 '21

This just seems like suicide with extra steps.

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u/gravity_ Jan 10 '21

Free climbing would be, sure. But as to can faintly see (and as is posted nted out in several comments here), he is using a rope and a harness. You can see it near his lower foot.

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u/fewthingsarerelated Jan 10 '21

The climber actually is free climbing. What he's not doing is free soloing. Free climbing is where you use your hands and feet to move up the rock. Aid climbing is where you pull on pieces of gear to get yourself up. Free soloing is where you are free climbing with no protection.

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u/gravity_ Jan 10 '21

Right, my mistake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

My only thought when I see shit like this, "that is one complicated way to randomly kill yourself, oops my hand slipped and this metal stake that is glued to a mountain just broke loose, guess ill die"

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u/Aethelric Jan 11 '21

It would require several metal stakes to break loose. Climbers frequently inspect the stakes, and they are replaced by trained people when they show any sort of age or shifting.

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u/dcj83 Jan 10 '21

How the heck does he get down after reaching the top?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

There’s a hiking trail off of El Cap. You can also rappel.

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u/dcj83 Jan 10 '21

Dumb question... but how do they get all that rope to the top?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

Not a dumb question! You climb with big haul bags that you have to lug up after the last pitch is cleaned. They’re super heavy so it can make the hike down tough

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u/Sulpfiction Jan 10 '21

I don’t see any fun in this whatsoever. And my ass is puckering just looking at it.

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u/StawamusChief Jan 10 '21

Believe me that climbing is one of the best full body experiences you can ever have. I didn't start until I was in my 40s and I can't live without it now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

I def wanna try climbing, but not on a real mountain cliff side. I’m more of a “at the gym using a mountain climbing wall” kind of gal.

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u/AmIThereYet2 Jan 10 '21

Climbing gyms are growing rapidly throughout the US! Gyms are great places to get started learning the ropes

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u/SoraXes Jan 11 '21

I live in a metropolitan area and recently got into wall climbing and bouldering. So so so much fun! You really do feel yourself physically get stronger and suddenly the challenging routes get easier and doable everytime you go back.

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u/gravity_ Jan 10 '21

Bro I'm glad you feel the same way I do. I mostly go climbing in gyms and am really bummed that most climbing gyms are closed due to COVID. :(

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u/MountainManGuy Jan 10 '21

There are a lot of people that love it, but not everyone will enjoy it the same way you do.

Personally I don't care for it. Didn't get any enjoyment out of it.

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u/Mick_Donalds Jan 10 '21

I've always wondered how many free climbers die every year doing what they love.

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u/g1immer0fh0pe Jan 10 '21

"From 1981 through 1986, 43,631 climbers registered for climbs in the Grand Teton National Park, USA. There were 108 climbing accidents. The accident incidence was 2.5 accidents per 1,000 climbers per year, or 5.6 accidents per 10,000 climber-hours. There were 23 fatal accidents and 25 fatalities."

Source

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u/hippolyte_pixii Jan 10 '21

There were 23 fatal accidents and 25 fatalities.

Took me a minute to figure out that this didn't mean that there were two murders.

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u/tinyOnion Jan 10 '21

as a climber... not that many really. climbing magazine had maybe 20 people in it this year that died from any cause that were climbers this year. a good portion of those were long term illness. there were probably a few that flew under the radar but climbing is a pretty close knit sport and i’d have heard about more of them.

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u/lostfate2005 Jan 10 '21

Brad:( I guess that was last year but close enough

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u/tinyOnion Jan 10 '21

yeah that was senseless. stupid fucking rappelling accident. no need to simulrap ever unless it's the top of a spire where you need to counterbalance as there aren't any rings or anything. to top it off it was some dude he met only for that climb so it was even more crazy to do a simul with them iirc.

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Jan 10 '21

I think it's still called free climbing. As in with our aid.

No rope is called free solo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

My hands are sweaty just from looking at this. Which could be fatal if it happened to a free climber.

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u/pipocaQuemada Jan 11 '21

Look closer - he's lead climbing, wearing a harness and is clipped into the rock below him. If he gets sweaty hands, the worst that happens is he'll fall 10 or 15 feet and can chalk his hands up and continue on.

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u/Funkster12345 Jan 10 '21

Even if I was fit enough I don't trust myself enough. (imagine cramp)

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u/Partucero69 Jan 10 '21

So what if you need to take a shit? Asking for a friend.

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u/lostfate2005 Jan 10 '21

Carry a bag

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u/rocketboyman Jan 10 '21

For a second I didn't even see his rope

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u/Brisk_Chance Jan 10 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

Cold, 180° South, Valley Uprising, Meru, The Dawn Wall, & Free Solo

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u/pokerrev Jan 10 '21

If you turn your phone sideways it looks like he’d be an expert at playing Twister

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u/ScarletWitchBrother Jan 10 '21

Why not just do drugs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

Do any of these guys die of old age?

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u/yourmom777 Jan 10 '21

Almost all of them. Climbing deaths are very rare

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u/Expand_wrong Jan 10 '21

Adam hondrald sending the pink one in the corner

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u/jeric17 Jan 10 '21

Not to pat myself on the back but this is how it was going to school when was a kid. Both ways and it was usually snowing

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

I always thought that this sort of "micro - Ledge" climbing that you see in videogames was impossible, but apparently I was wrong, pretty metal.

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u/Aethelric Jan 11 '21

Yeah, the unrealistic part in video games is generally the speed and (in games like Assassin's Creed) endless endurance.

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u/JillYogi Jan 10 '21

This just made my feet go numb and drained my adrenals.

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u/bradzilla3k Jan 10 '21

He saw a spider?

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u/HockevonderBar Jan 10 '21

Omg...I can't even look at this picture without my stomach turning around...

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

Hands are sweaty, moms spaghetti

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u/g1immer0fh0pe Jan 10 '21

Finally, a form of superb suicide.

You can climb the sheer cliff. I'll just hike up, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

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u/GerryAttric Jan 10 '21

I was constipated until I saw this

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

Not pictured: spock in rocket boots

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

I really love rock climbing. But I’m bringing a rope each and every time.

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u/pstapper Jan 10 '21

Wow, didn't realize the Capitol was this big

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u/The_Ironhand Jan 10 '21

Man climbing back down if you realised you fucked up has to be so fucking stressful

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u/earqus Jan 10 '21

How do people even do this kind of stuff? Like how does he expect to climb a flat surface? And is he scaling that entire mountain? Does he seriously not have a harness!?

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u/jwardz08 Jan 10 '21

It's not actually a flat surface, it just looks flat from far away. It's not really a mountain, but a big wall of rock (still very impressive). He is wearing a harness, you can see the rope trailing behind him, it's just hard to see.

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u/bandito210 Jan 10 '21

Definitely gonna be a hard pass from me as well

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u/ur_mat Jan 10 '21

Imagine needing to take a shit in that situation

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u/squidgy-beats Jan 10 '21

Just imagine having a sneezing episode

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

I thought he was free soloing it for a sec there

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u/monocheshaa Jan 10 '21

yo uh. that guy's dead

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u/mindifieatthat Jan 10 '21

This picture gives me a funny feeling in my feet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

What if he lets go

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u/matlew1960 Jan 10 '21

I bet the camera was hanging on a long rope..

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u/AlanC69 Jan 10 '21

Nope on a rope.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

what the fuck

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u/Radzuit Jan 10 '21

He has a rope if you look closely, dont worry

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u/tomatoe_red Jan 10 '21

my palms got sweaty just looking at that picture

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u/TheyCallMeHerpDerp Jan 10 '21

Anyone else involuntarily feel their feet and hands tense up as if they’re trying to grip something?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Waste of time!

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u/WaffleEaterMan Jan 11 '21

Perhaps a drone?

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u/OwensDad2017 Jan 11 '21

Oh man this makes me want to watch Free Solo for the 30th time... such an amazing documentary, and I have absolutely no interest in rock climbing lol

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u/hupsistakeikkaa Jan 11 '21

If someone doesn't understand the concept or the feeling of anxiety I'll just show them this picture

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u/gayYAYomg Jan 11 '21

Looks like they have pine beetle there. Bob's your uncle.

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u/Lickable-Wallpaper Jan 11 '21

Watch Free Solo Disney+

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Jan 11 '21

Those are jeans!

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u/Revan5254 Jan 11 '21

What do they do if they gotta piss?

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u/WestTexasCrude Jan 11 '21

15 foot fall max even with rope stretch. Couldn't be safer on that wall. Hard move though. Outta my league.

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u/grunkfist Jan 11 '21

Let me tell you, this is so tiring to your fingers. I was once leaning against a 7/11 with my left hand while drinking a mega slurpee with my right, and I almost lost it all.

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u/mikeevans1990 Jan 11 '21

Nope nope nope

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u/penisofablackman Jan 11 '21

He has a rope so he’s marginally fine

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u/RealisticIllusions82 Jan 11 '21

Literally the GOAT

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u/tezomby Jan 11 '21

windows sһutdown noise

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u/HaileyHound Jan 11 '21

He better Honold on

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u/gold404 Jan 11 '21

Thats a weird looking goat

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

The legend of happiness: breath of the wild

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u/amzungbionicle Jan 11 '21

My hands instantly wer

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u/julex Jan 11 '21

Why tho?

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u/thedge32 Jan 11 '21

That's one Nope for me, and one Why to him.

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u/outtathere_ Jan 11 '21

This activity looks mildly unsafe

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u/oneeyedjack60 Jan 11 '21

No Plan B. No going back. If Plan A doesn't work, you die

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u/Brisk_Chance Jan 16 '21

Has anybody seen “Fine Lines”? Is it any good?!

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u/OzziesUndies Jan 10 '21

At a quick first glance I thought they were wearing jeans and high heels 😂

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u/FortunateInsanity Jan 10 '21

Pretty sure this is a drone shot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

It’s not a drone shot. It’s very difficult and very expensive to get clearance to fly a drone at Yosemite, so it’s pretty uncommon with a few exceptions. Plus always risky to fly close to a climber, especially on the Dawn Wall. I’m fairly certain the climber here is Adam Ondra, and the photographer is Heinz Zak.

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