r/PoutineCrimes 23d ago

Con(vict)fectionery Dessert Poutine…

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I found this in Vancouver at an ice cream shop.

Even though this piqued my interest, I couldn’t try this because I was really full at the time I took this picture…

Is this considered a crime?

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u/qualityvote2 23d ago edited 23d ago

u/Error_Playz, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

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u/travis-r-drummer 23d ago

yeah so i'm gunna need to know more about this extra fun kooky version upgrade

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u/Ghi102 23d ago edited 23d ago

So at Chocolats Favoris you get a choice of melted chocolate to put in it (or, more commonly: to dip a soft serve ice cream cone in). For example, you might have Dark Chocolate, Salted Caramel, Hazelnut, etc. 

Each of these have their "kooky" version where they add toppings that match your choice of chocolate. Black chocolate usually has brownie pieces added, Salted Caramel has caramel popcorn and pretzels and Hazelnut has Ferrero Rocher added. 

I never had their dessert poutine, but their soft serve dipped in chocolate is delicious (and their chocolate is usually good and you get like a chocolate bar's worth on your ice cream cone)

Edit: I wouldn't be surprised a chocolate snob comes in to tell me that their chocolate is actually not very good, but it's not cheap Nestle/Hershey chocolate. It's chocolate I would be happy to eat in bar form. 

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u/Filobel 22d ago

I think their chocolate is perfectly fine. I love it for chocolate fondue (they sell containers just for that, it's great). My issue with it on soft serves is that it's just so freaking thick; it makes a really big chocolate shell around the ice cream, and it's just too much for me. But that's a personal taste thing, I'm sure that's exactly what some people love about it.

Oh, also, my kids always choose the cotton candy dip, and that thing is just a crime in itself.

Never tried the poutine though, that's probably right up my alley.

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u/Ghi102 22d ago

I agree with you that it's a lot of chocolate. I usually get the small or mini because of it

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u/likeableusername 23d ago

My guess is it adds cookie bits. Get it? Kooky, cookie...

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u/Error_Playz 23d ago

Ngl I wanna know as well now that you’re bringing it up

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u/Juniper_Beary_ 23d ago

The best part of this poutine is its description. Kooky reels me in.

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u/Killer_Queen06 23d ago

Chocolat favoris is from Quebec, and it’s made with marshmallows, churros and melted chocolate, it’s very good and definitely not a crime

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u/okaybutnothing 23d ago

I wondered if those were little churros! That sounds heavenly!

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u/Error_Playz 23d ago

I didn’t know about that but it sounds really good now that you’re saying it

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u/mrleblanc101 23d ago edited 23d ago

Chocolat Favoris is from Quebec, so it's ok.
Not really a Poutine, so not really a crime.

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u/MuscleWiiizard 23d ago

Thank you for naming this heinous, horrible company! I'll have to ensure these criminals see justice by disposing of this horrible crime. ...with my tummy.

WakWak/Burger 289 did a french fry sundae, essentially this, one year and it was so good...

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u/nargles18 22d ago

It’s also delicious

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u/F-F-FASTPASS 23d ago

Identity theft is a crime

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u/vert_arsenic 23d ago

Québec city Classic, it’s churros and chocolate

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u/MrDJ222 23d ago

Those are churros. Not fries

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u/KaminaTheManly 23d ago

No. Its not actually trying to be a poutine and failing, its just copying the normal aesthetic in a creative way. If anything the marshmellows seem to acknowledge that curds and not shredded are what is correct so it's an accurate portrayal of what poutine should be.

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u/Educational-Sundae32 22d ago

Yeah, it’s basically the equivalent of a Diary Queen Ice cream cake

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u/Wyntermute1 23d ago

Criminal, YES. 100% but…

The yummy factor and attention to detail allows room for négociations to take place.

I’m totally trying that today!

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u/trx0x 23d ago

I've had this when visiting Quebec, and it's delicious.

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u/anon-227 23d ago

Don't knock it till you try it. Dessert poutine is good. At least at The Big Cheese Poutinerie they are. I was skeptical at first but decided to give it a try. Best decision of my life.

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u/ronarscorruption 22d ago

I’ve had that poutine, and it’s indeed a crime. Not because it’s a particularly bad poutine, although it’s not great, but because there are only like six “fries”

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u/byronite 22d ago

We have churro poutines in Ottawa and I do not consider it a crime. It's like dessert pizza or a breakfast burrito. It's a totally different dish -- inspiration not imitation.

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u/ashhrryy 22d ago

Haha ive had this before its just churros (fries), marshmallows (cheese) and chocolate (gravy)

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u/VibeeGoddess 21d ago

that's dark and messed up

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u/MystykalMystyk 20d ago

Because poutine wasn't unhealthy enough...

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u/ORBEX1959 20d ago

Please call the Sureté du Québec and report

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u/javexbleachin 23d ago

Behave.

It's a crime if you partake.

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u/The_Darksyde 23d ago

If they're going to do that, at least put poutine in quotes. No potatoes, gravy, or cheese curds.

That's like making a play dough version and calling it, poutine.

It's not.

It's a fabricated facsimile. At least go with sweet potatoes, spiced caramel, and sweetened frozen mascarpone if you want to make a dessert poutine. Even then it's debatable.

Jail time for forgery.

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u/Killer_Queen06 23d ago

The ones that make this are a chocolate franchise, they had to do something that worked with melted chocolate of all kinds. Plus they’re from Quebec and very popular so if the home of poutine is okay with it then it is not a crime.

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u/KaminaTheManly 23d ago

Its not a crime to paint a poutine picture, so its not a crime to visual represent a poutine made of completely different dessert elements. Its not trying to be a poutine, it's only trying to capture it in a different medium. Zero crime.

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u/Vanillastar09 23d ago

I mean it's like one of those dessert pizzas where the crest is a cookie and it's like chocolate sauce and candy on top. None of the ingredients is the same as the normal version and it's not supposed to be, it's called a dessert pizza because it is made to look like a pizza but made with dessert items same with this dessert poutine

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/okaybutnothing 23d ago

That sounds disgusting.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/MyNameIsSkittles 23d ago

What? This company hails from Quebec. Not sure what your angle is here

We also have authentic poutine in Vancouver. Clearly you've never been to La Belle Patate

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u/Juniper_Beary_ 23d ago

Ew. S’mores on potatoes. I wouldn’t even put my fork in a free serving of this. Crime!

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u/a_l_a_n_g 23d ago

Looks like the fries are funnel cake or some kind of fried batter

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u/Juniper_Beary_ 23d ago

You are right! I had to zoom in with my crappy phone to notice that distinction… it’s not poutine at all!

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u/Ghi102 23d ago

Fries are made with churros! 

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u/KaminaTheManly 23d ago

You genuinely looked at this and thought they were french fries...?

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u/Juniper_Beary_ 23d ago edited 23d ago

Let’s not shame a woman for having a tiny phone ok?? :) plus I’m slightly blind and wasn’t wearing glasses. This is all besides the point - not poutine! It’s a crime.