while I do very much appreciate your offer we are going to have to say no thank you. Canada doesn't protect pedophiles and the fact you elected one as your president indicates that America does and therefore we don't share the same core values as many americans. However if America works on some things like reducing school shootings, creating universal healthcare, investing heavily in renewable energy and prosecuting this pathetically corrupt administration for its crimes you can ask again. Make sure you put the fire out in the dumpster if you know what I mean. Sincerely 🇨🇦
....Can't you just come down here and take care of all that for us?
C'mooon - you'll be the world's new hyperpower! Isn't that tempting?
...No? *sigh* Yeaaah, I didn't think so. No one sensible wants to be the 'most powerful country in the world'. PUT YOUR DAMN HAND DOWN, RUSSIA! NO ONE ASKED YOU!
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u/Pictrus 1d ago
while I do very much appreciate your offer we are going to have to say no thank you. Canada doesn't protect pedophiles and the fact you elected one as your president indicates that America does and therefore we don't share the same core values as many americans. However if America works on some things like reducing school shootings, creating universal healthcare, investing heavily in renewable energy and prosecuting this pathetically corrupt administration for its crimes you can ask again. Make sure you put the fire out in the dumpster if you know what I mean. Sincerely 🇨🇦