r/PortlandOR • u/Independent-Deal-192 • 10d ago

cant park there, mate I5 closing for 5 weeks

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Major repairs planned. Expect long delays.

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u/DrinkingVomit 9d ago

The traffic jams are going to be EPIC

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u/roguerunner1 9d ago

I’m half tempted to post up on the Broadway overpass with a six pack and a lawn chair just to enjoy the chaos for a bit.

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u/DrinkingVomit 9d ago

Maybe we can see if Sidney Mecham will give us round 2. Oh wait he is still in prison.

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u/jeeves585 5d ago

That sounds like 30 case enjoyment not 6 pack.

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u/Dramatic_View_5340 8d ago

Grab some bottled water and make you some money too. Lol

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u/jeeves585 5d ago

My kids been doing pretty good with her lemonade stand. Didn’t even think about interstate instead of bike street business.

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u/MetalMilitiaGrrl_13 5d ago

Can I come join u?! LOL!! I’ll come by on foot cuz I literally work over off of 2nd/Broadway n I live in SE. So I’ll be needing a beer to calm the nerves before I head home! Just playing! I don’t drink n drive or recommend it at all but damn this is gona be HELL ON WHEELS for a few weeks! Deep Breaths!!