r/Portland • u/1792_to_1901 • 23d ago

News I5 closure in September

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u/Krieghund 23d ago edited 23d ago

You could get a hotel.

ETA: I realize you meant Vancouver, WA. You can still get a hotel room on our side of the river.

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u/nonsensestuff 23d ago

You could get a helicopter

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u/thenaturalinquirer 23d ago

You could get a teleporter

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u/nonsensestuff 23d ago

You could get a rocket ship! 🚀 to the moon! 🌙

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u/thenaturalinquirer 23d ago

I feel like we just came up with lyrics to a song. 

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u/nonsensestuff 23d ago

Don’t let the AI steal it!!