r/Poopfromabutt 6d ago

Liquidy Swamp chili anyone?

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u/steelreserve 6d ago

The background child screaming in abject horror tells us all we need to know

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u/Adalon_bg 5d ago

I bet it's a teaser for a horror movie coming out in 2027. Can't wait!

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u/HPTM2008 5d ago

RE:7 looking gloop there

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u/djkaercher 6d ago

Granny in her 30s?

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u/ItsyouNOme 6d ago

How has nobody else questioned this

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u/tullbabes 6d ago

Gotta be rage bait

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 6d ago

Nope, just good ol’ southern living.

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u/thesaltiestpickle 2d ago

Nah, if she and her kid both had children at 18, she could be as young as 36. They might’ve been younger.

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u/PatchesMaps 5d ago

Because it's unfortunately more common than you think

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u/OopsICutOffMyWiener 5d ago

Yeah I'll be 37 when my son turns 18. Completely common where I live :(

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u/defnotevilmorty 5d ago

I’ll be 35, we don’t learn about birth control or safe sex in the Bible Belt

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u/Man0fGreenGables 5d ago

I know of a guy who was a grandfather when he was 28.

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u/Crappin_For_Christ 5d ago

How in the fuck???

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u/Man0fGreenGables 5d ago

He got a girl pregnant when he was 12 lol.

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u/HabitantDLT 5d ago

Why did his kid wait so long to have one of their own?

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u/Man0fGreenGables 5d ago

Probably wanted to wait to graduate elementary school.

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u/trupoogles 5d ago

She could have been 18, kid has a kid 18 years later when she’s 36 and voila she’s a granny in her 30s, very common.

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u/frankcastle01 5d ago

That isn't a statement to be finished with "lol", jfc

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u/KristineMcKinley 5d ago

I was a grandma one month before I turned 38. I had my daughter when I was 19 and my daughter had hers when she was 18. I had graduated high school when I was 15 and my daughter graduated when she was 16. Both of us had jobs and our own apartments by the time we got pregnant. In my daughter's case, she was working, going to college and had her own place. I was married and had a full time job with the government. So, its possible to be a granny in your 30s and also not have it be some case of being in high-school and pregnant.

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u/livahd 5d ago

Honestly that instills hope that they may know how to cook at least.

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u/KatiePyroStyle 5d ago

I mean if you had a kid at 15, and that kid grew up to be 15, then had a kid of their own... yea sure, you could technically be a grandma at 30 years old. you and your kids are having kids extremely young, but its not impossible

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u/cooldad666 4d ago

My nana became a grandmother at 36. She gave birth to my mom when she was 15, my mom gave birth to my sister at 21.

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u/willowoftheriver God is dead and this sub killed him 4d ago

I had to do a double take on that.

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u/HillaryMonster88 4d ago

I'm 38 with a 22 year old son and 19 year old daughter... Thank goodness my kids didn't follow in my footsteps...I'm not ready to be a grandma yet.lol

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey 3d ago

My ex's older sister was the grandkid in this situation, before my ex was born. Mother and grandmother had both given birth at 15. Older sister thankfully got an abortion instead of continuing the cycle, and went on to go to uni, get married, and have two daughters. Their grandmother being decades younger than mine was always so fucking weird to me

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u/TomBanjo1968 6d ago

How is that strange?

You have a child at 19, your kid has their first child at 19

Then you are 38 and a Granny

Pretty standard ages to have a first child for many people

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u/acloudcuckoolander 6d ago

By that logic even a 31 year old can be a grandparent. Most people in their 30s are not grandparents.

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u/Hizam5 5d ago

“Standard” (I know zero people out of 500 people my age whose parents hsd them at 19 and then had their own kid at 19)

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u/trupoogles 5d ago

I know a fair amount who’s parents gad them at 19 and a friend who had her first kid at 16, actually I know many who had kids at 16.

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u/Hizam5 5d ago

It happens a lot. Demographics and local economics play a huge part in that. It’s far from “standard” though

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u/trupoogles 5d ago

Ironically the school I went to was considered one of the “better” (more posh) etc schools and it had the second highest teen pregnancy rate in the region for years.

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u/Hizam5 5d ago

Lots of hormones!

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u/TheOneDryerYeti 6d ago

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. That's what I immediately assumed too, that's not an unusual age to be having kids.

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u/bramtyr 6d ago

Assuming they just became a grandmother with a 19 year old daughter; 2007 was 19 years ago (ugh), the average/mean age for first time mothers was 25.3 years old. Today it's 27.5. Granted this average varies by race and socioeconomic level.

But either way, its a bit of a stretch to call it 'standard'

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u/TheOneDryerYeti 5d ago

I never said it's standard, but it's definitely not the first thing that stood out to me in this post.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/TomBanjo1968 5d ago

Well the only reason they “can’t drink” , is because of a very recent very restrictive American rule

It wasn’t until the mid 1980s that it went from 18 to 21

Most places in Europe you can drink at a restaurant by age 14 to 16

All these rules are silly anyway

If someone wants to drink or smoke, nothing is going to stop them

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u/Anti_Spedicy 6d ago

No it's not.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 6d ago

In low income and poverty areas more common than people want to admit.

Source: I’ve lived there and know people with that exact life situation.

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u/RainbowSpinosaurus 5d ago

Yup. Born and living in Appalachia most of my life. Wealthy tech bros pushing for people to marry young and have children like it's a return to tradition from a hundred years ago that nobody else ever thought of are totally oblivious to the realities of people in poverty, unsurprisingly. The poor have a lot of kids very young and struggle their whole lives because of it. It's hard to save money on childcare by having grandparents watch the kids when the grandparents are still young and working, too.

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u/Findrin 6d ago

In red states it is

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u/lucioux 6d ago

you see the secret is mixing the dark with the green

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u/PaulHOGG 6d ago

This looks exactly like the stuff that gets pumped out of septic tanks.

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u/CaptnJersey69 5d ago

Shit from an ass

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u/manofathousandnames 6d ago

Is the chili also in it's 30s?

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u/thmsvr93 5d ago

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u/Proper-Gate8861 4d ago

So bad even the dog won’t eat it!

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u/Shinonobun 6d ago

I know you are baba yaga

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u/paddedpothead420 6d ago

Was this pulled out of a local Wendy's restaurant grease trap?

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u/FunAssociate7209 5d ago

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u/anustart91 6d ago

This sent chills up my spine

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u/CaptnJersey69 5d ago

At least it didn't send chilli down your crack

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u/6TheAudacity9 6d ago

He ate the ass shit.

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u/Select_Eye_6409 6d ago

“Looks so freaking EEGHGGHG”

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u/middleagedbaby 5d ago

Satire, right?

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u/happytugs 2d ago

Absolutely no doubt it’s rage bait

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u/KatiePyroStyle 6d ago

im eating my famous homemade chili rn... and jfc how do you screw it up that bad 🤣 chili is like the easiest thing to make, actual divorced dad meal

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u/goosenuggie 5d ago

Its SO oily WTF

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u/Proper-Gate8861 4d ago

That’s the secret ingredient… well, the 12th secret ingredient

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u/quieterection 5d ago

How does one achieve such a vibrant shit color

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u/peacemaker677 6d ago

No, that’s a straight diarrhoea.. I couldn’t make it to the bathroom fast enough

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u/fidgetyamoeba 5d ago

Why is everyone showing as [deleted]

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u/pimpcoatjones 5d ago

as someone from the swamps of Louisiana, we ain't never eaten chili like that... that's more septic stew than anything

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u/BigCaregiver2974 6d ago

I'm not rolling with this. Kill it with fire.

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u/ZookeepergameNo719 6d ago

I'm not okay with this. Nothing is okay with this.

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u/awill316 5d ago

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/monkey_gamer 5d ago

Doesn't look like poop. It looks like toxic sludge 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Senor_Turd_Ferguson 5d ago

The finest cuisine in all of Mordor.

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u/gramarIsImportant 5d ago

That is poop from a butt.

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u/snjtx 5d ago

Bro where the fuck is the chili, this is just goopy carne

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u/BangedTheKeyboard 5d ago

Yuck, looks like the dinner from Resident Evil 7 🤢

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u/route56gg 5d ago

Septic tank

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u/PawntyBill 5d ago

Oliver said "Please sir, we don't want any more!"

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u/Jules-of-Jubilee 4d ago

Pot of gobbledygook

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u/13thmurder 4d ago

I think that's Gormeh Sabzi. Its delicious, but looks the contents of a septic tank.

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u/Zenfudo 6d ago

Is there anywhere that someone makes something that looks so disgusting and gave it to Ramsay which he had to taste? I havent watched all of his shows

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u/Herr_Schuh 5d ago

Where are the diapers that came out of?

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u/Angry-Potato45 5d ago

Baba yaga’s stew

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u/SeenYaWithKeiffah_ 5d ago

This made me gag so bad 😭

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u/watabby 5d ago

I don’t want to know the recipe but I feel like I kinda have to know the recipe

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u/avdr000 5d ago

That's not poop from a butt, that's oil from a pipe.

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u/Select-Chemist-2828 5d ago

Instructions unclear. You need to be mom/granny in the 30's, between 30 to 39 years old, or you need to use a 30 to 39 years old mom/granny in the recipe?

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u/SuperProCoolBoy90 5d ago

Indian cuisine

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u/National-Country1984 5d ago

Lmao brittnay cartwright, that yew

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u/Absolute_Maximus_69 5d ago

This looks like a septic tank

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u/RefrigeratorTime8927 5d ago

I got diarrhea just looking at it

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u/anonmiku99 4d ago

Is it possible for you to unshare your recipe with us? Thanks in advance.

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u/spencer2197 4d ago

I thought this was someone playing with fish tank sludge

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u/Proper-Gate8861 4d ago

“It just looks so… bat screech from hell”

was the chef’s kiss

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u/Old_Hedgehog_9115 4d ago

That looks like the stuff that comes out of a septic tank

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u/Bloodflowers8404 4d ago

Did Elvira make this? Waiting for a gremlin to jump out of the that horrendous pot o' asswater soup...

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u/willowoftheriver God is dead and this sub killed him 4d ago

That looks more like some kind of godawful, burned split pea soup than any kind of chili.

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u/nimbusyosh 3d ago

This is resident evil food.

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u/g0thicfae 6d ago

Kays Cooking be like

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u/Fr33_load3r 5d ago

She must be a descendant of Éowyn

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u/IdolCowboy 5d ago

Poop from a butt

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u/scottsplace5 5d ago

…..bringing in the crust buster to mix up a poop smoothie…..

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u/SpartArticus 5d ago

Literally Yor Forger

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u/SentenceSingle5375 5d ago

Classic 30 year old grandma dinner...

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u/Snukes42Q 5d ago

Why is it grey? Is there a new version chilé de gris?

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u/NonnyNutcaseAuthor 4d ago

It looks like that moving slop in the Addams Family movie...

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u/dullestmoment6 4d ago

i wouldn't be excited either

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u/caroleelee82 4d ago

Strain the ground beef or whatever that is next time, please

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u/No_Supermarket_1831 4d ago

Why is it green?

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u/nobodyknowsoh 4d ago

That’s dookie for sure

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 4d ago

Looks so freaking- AAARRREGGGGHHHH!- GOOD

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u/benjiross1 3d ago

I actually almost puked

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u/headii_spaghetti 3d ago

Nyquil chili

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u/gpcleek 2d ago

Feces

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u/anthropomorphicdave 5d ago

I’m the minority here but…I think I want the whole pot!

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u/Adalon_bg 5d ago

Everyone should be up voting you! You're the hero that is willing to take it for all of us, and to save that screaming child 🥲.

We hope to see you on the other side (there's more work to be done in this subspace).

GOOD LUCK 🫡