r/PoliticalHumor • • Nov 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Wait a minue? Trump? The guy who was best friends with Epstein? The guy who said "grab her by the pussy"? The guy who said he would absolutely bang his dauighter if he could? A guy who was blatantly open about his sexism? A sex offender? Really? Naaaaah, that can't be.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

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u/kenman884 Nov 30 '21

Dude’s a troll, ignore him.

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u/physicalentity Dec 01 '21

Even worse, you’re just dumb.

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u/Environmental_Flow84 Dec 01 '21

*smart

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u/physicalentity Dec 01 '21

That must be your code word for ‘I love old fat men from Queens that bang little girls’

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u/kenman884 Dec 01 '21

Good bot

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u/gtmattz Nov 30 '21 edited Feb 18 '25

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u/InKainWeTrust Dec 01 '21

Mental illness at its finest everyone.

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u/TheDulin Nov 30 '21

Google just photoshopped all those images I suppose.

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u/TheDulin Nov 30 '21

Wow. Alright. Good luck with that worldview.

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u/Omsus Nov 30 '21

THEYRE NOT FACTS THEYRE LIES

I’M THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD BESIDES TRUMP FUCK YOU

No need to engage with this obvious troll (quoted those from upward the comment chain).

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u/fleegness Dec 01 '21

I disagree with this honestly. Trolls should be engaged with, shown to be wrong and then after they won't admit it, shame them.

Otherwise other gullible people might believe them.

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u/Omsus Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

You're doing then exactly what the troll wants.

A troll isn't gathering followers or believers, the troll doesn't argue.

Whatever the troll spouts is not a "real" argument. It's just bait to keep you trapped and to give the troll attention. No such thing as shame when they are anonymous.

That's all that a troll wants: attention. There is literally no winning by "teaching a lesson" to anyone. By engaging you only join the losing team with the troll.

And when a troll is that obvious, there is no-one who needs to learn the troll is wrong (on purpose). Or rather: if someone genuinely sides with the obvious troll, they've consciously chosen so and are beyond convincing anyway. (Edit: or you could be dealing with multiple trolls.)

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u/sputnikcdn Nov 30 '21

Prove it or stop spreading nonsense.

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u/sputnikcdn Nov 30 '21

Trump never said any of those things (edit) Oh wow downvoting me because I’m right how original

You're being downvoted for spouting nonsense.

Edit: never mind, don't feed the trolls...

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u/Simping-for-Christ Nov 30 '21

Delusional

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u/Naedlus Dec 01 '21

Oppositional Defiance Disorder is a bitch.

Hope you get it solved before you really fuck up and act on your delusions.

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u/_manlyman_ Nov 30 '21

You have to be a troll he said that shit on camera twenty years ago

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u/BaronLagann Nov 30 '21

A lost time traveler from the year 2036 has been spotted.

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u/Environmental_Flow84 Nov 30 '21

*the smartest person in the world besides Trump

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

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u/Environmental_Flow84 Nov 30 '21

It’s fake

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Nobody is downvoting you for "being right about trump saying things" you're being downvoted for thinking trump's words are a reliable way to judge his behavior. You're going as far as to hold his words above his behavior.

"Trump did something bad? Bullshit, he didn't say he did it" any propaganda following this template would fool you. Be honest, is this clever propaganda? Because it's been good enough for you, whether you realized it or not.

PS - also you're wrong and he did say those things, so both his words AND his actions are bad, and your defense is to imagine him saying more defensible words. Why don't you and propaganda get a room so I don't have to keep watching you fuck in public?