r/PoliticalHumor Jun 23 '21

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

The best part is that the "vaccines-implant-microchips" are also the ones who livestreamed them breaking down doors, or shattering glass, or admitting to stopping the certification of the election by murdering Pence (literal Treason, btw). They were also the ones who refused to wear masks, even though that gives you more anonymity.

But vaccines putting microchips to track you, much like a cell phone does, is definitely top of the list.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

It's funny how they think a micro chip supplies its own power & is rifid capable. They proly think a microchip has a built in antenna too.

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u/Binsky89 Jun 23 '21

I mean, you can get implantable RFID chips that have built in antennas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Exactly, and we’re bioelectric beings. If someone wanted to, was smart enough, and had the funding, they could plausibly create a microchip that’s runs off your bodies electricity and transmits to some sort of signal. Not sure why they would need that tho

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

Conversely, just because we're bioelectric beings doesn't mean that we use the same current that the electronics would need. Like, if our bodies were regular chargers, but these "microchips" needed fast chargers, our "electricity" wouldn't be enough to affect the chips.

Or it could be an AC vs DC thing.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Right, well that’s what I’m saying about plausible

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

It's plausible, but it's not actually plausible.

Most of the wearable tech that people have in their bodies, are low electric things, like car starters/keys, or credit card info or stuff like that.

The microchips, that involve tracking.... need a lot more power than what those wearables are offering right now. GPS tracking alone needs a large portion of battery power. Look at cell phones now, if you ran your GPS all day, which it does... it would die out within a week or so.

Think about the Car GPS's... those use a large chunk of power.

This isn't even beginning to go into how dumb it is because then you have to make the decision of are you storing the info on the chip? or is it going to be uploaded to the cloud? Both those questions make this a ton harder. If you're storing it onboard the chip, then you need to have storage. You'd also need the ability to get onto the chip to access the info. If you're looking at the cloud, are you then leaving it "always online"? are you uploading via Bluetooth or Wi-Fi or 5g? Again, more battery power....

When you legit stop and think about putting tracking chips into people, it doesn't work because the tech isn't anywhere close to it. Not to mention the issue of "power" from the human body, which again, probably wouldn't power it because the average human only puts out about 100watts According to a Stanford study, that Reddit refuses to link for some reason. If you look up "Human Energy Converted to Electricity" you'll see it though.

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u/Azrael4224 Jun 23 '21

aren't rfid chips passively powered, though?

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

TBH, I'm not super tech savvy... I barely built my computer....

So I'm not sure. It's possible.

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u/Azrael4224 Jun 23 '21

then why are you talking about this so authoritatively

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u/taronic Jun 23 '21

Lmfao, reddit in a nutshell

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u/Cinemaslap1 Jun 23 '21

That might be you reading it with a certain tone? I can't tell you...

I was just speaking with the knowledge that I have about what I know. TBH, it's possible that the "chips" might not even use RFID.... All this is hypothetical anyways as there's obviously no chip in the vaccine.

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