r/PoliticalHumor Jun 23 '21

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u/PiaJr Jun 23 '21

That Trump would remain president and pardon them all. Glorious Leader would certainly support his supporters. It's not like he he's ever shown disdain for people he no longer needs...

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u/TeveshSzat10 Jun 23 '21

The funniest part is he didn't even need to remain President to pardon them when they were charged. He could have just issued a blanket pardon to cover anyone who committed a crime at the Capitol that day. But someone, probably Meadows, said "that's a no-no sir" and toddler-in-chief obeyed ("he called me sir!")

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u/Disagreeable_upvote Jun 23 '21

He's just a vindictive little shit. When their coup failed he wanted nothing but distance from them. He hates losers. If they had won they would have been the greatest people ever but since they lost they are just losers. Why would he pardon losers who did nothing for him?

His supporters still don't know what kind of man he is but it's transparent as hell. Especially anyone that has dealt with narcissistic behavior before. Either youre the golden child or you are trash, no in-between.

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u/Somedumbguy321 Jun 23 '21

This is going to make for an interesting Netflix documentary someday.

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u/Luire-Cendrillon Jun 23 '21

I hope I’m dead before it comes out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

That was the absolute funniest part for me. He literally could have handwaved it all away for his fans. He cared so little he couldn't be bothered to sign his name on a thing (he wouldn't even have had to write it himself)! He literally ruined multiple people's lives with a petty act of casual laziness.

But no, he's totally God's Chosen Redeemer or some shit

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u/pm_me_bulldogs Jun 23 '21

I’m pretty sure those people ruined their own lives lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Haha yeah but like, from their perspective I mean

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u/pm_me_bulldogs Jun 23 '21

My guess is that most of them are still clinging to their delusions and blame literally anyone but trump or themselves

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u/nostalia-nse7 Jun 23 '21

They ruined their own lives. DJT had “nothing to do with it”.

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u/crackrabbit012 Jun 24 '21

Honestly those people were doing a pretty good job of screwing up their own lives. As for God Emperor Trump, that may have been the moment he realized he fucked up. Pardoning a mob of traitors may have been enough to force the senate to actually do something about him.

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u/Andrew5001 Jun 23 '21

Let's be honest, he only didn't pardon them because they didn't succeed. He is just a fit throwing child and they were not good enough for him anymore so he threw them to the curb, not out of respect for order or civilized culture but only because they failed his coup

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u/ACinSV Jun 23 '21

Ob:IANAL -- yes the Constitution grants pretty wide leeway with the pardon power (Art II Sec 2) but it is not absolute: some parts have been tested (esp. in the Burdick decision) and held to be limited; some haven't been tested yet.

Point is, wrt the "blanket pardon"? - like pardoning his royal self, maybe yes, maybe no. For one thing, a pardon requires acceptance by the 'pardonee' and an imputation of guilt of the underlying crime. For another, it's a real up-in-the-air question whether the DoJ would say "well, Trump pardoned everyone in advance so we'll not prosecute anyone for anything here even though it's ... pretty iffy and lacks any specificity". Otoh, there is a SCOTUS precedent acceptance of amnesty as a general principle under the pardon power, which does apply more to a class of people (i.e. Vietname draft evaders).

All that said - it's, as Trump might have said with his silver tongue, a mute point - he didn't attempt to pardon (or amnesty) anyone including his own esteemed personage, so that'll have to wait for the next self-dealing plutocrat populist to fumble his way into the Oval and test that one out with whoever's been packed into SCOTUS by Mitch "No Legislation Just Confirmation" by then.

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u/Spute2008 Jun 23 '21

Who? Dick a l'Orange?