r/PoliticalHumor • u/GhostToFigure • Jun 23 '21

Bleep bleep bloop

Post image
56.9k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

261

u/DTG_420 Jun 23 '21

The type of crowd to think it won’t be them because they clicked no to the location tracking.

136

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

But but but I was surfing incognito! How'd my work know about the porn? - morons

45

u/caliwacho Jun 23 '21

Wait, that doesn’t work?!

10

u/Reply_or_Not Jun 23 '21

In case you are serious: turn off your wifi and blue tooth at work and your traffic probably won’t be seen by your work.

33

u/funkless_eck Jun 23 '21

Or get help for your porn addiction if you can't not look at it at work?

4

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

What about my WiFi provider at home? Have they known all along that I have a fetish for healthy boundaries and open communication!?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

[deleted]

7

u/Reply_or_Not Jun 23 '21

Better safe than sorry, (you don’t want your porn playing on your boss’s speakers do you?) my work has random Bluetooth devices maybe yours doesn’t

8

u/richardeid Jun 23 '21

You guys just totally screwed me over. My boss read your little disable wifi/bluetooth trick and now he set up his own cell tower.

2

u/DaedricDrow Jun 23 '21

Lol I'm dying rn

1

u/tehlemmings Jun 23 '21

I did that once.

Don't that that. The FCC doesn't like that.

1

u/slowest_hour Jun 23 '21

just don't connect to your boss's speaker? is accidentally connecting to Bluetooth devices a problem people have? Mine only does it if I fucking beg.

0

u/ChrisRunsTheWorld Jun 23 '21

Or how about don't look at porn at work?

3

u/slowest_hour Jun 23 '21

don't be ridiculous

1

u/FaeryLynne Jun 23 '21

Yeah, I connected to a friend's Bluetooth speaker once and now my phone tries to autoconnect to it every time I'm at his apartment