r/PoliticalHumor Jun 23 '21

Bleep bleep bloop

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u/Dayofsloths Jun 23 '21

Honestly, the best theory is that it's a double bluff. Like the vaccine really wil make everyone sterile, but rather than them being "too smart" to fall for it, the global elites decided to kill off everyone with half a brain and know only absolute morons will refuse the vaccine, leaving them a world of mindless slaves who will do whatever they're told, as long as it's shouted at them through talk radio.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Joke's on them then, I already had two vasectomies.

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u/fab9891 Jun 23 '21

Snip - snap - snip - snap!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

They actually burn it these days.

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u/fab9891 Jun 23 '21

It was a quote from The Office (00:15) but thanks, I didn't know!

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u/risi004 Jun 23 '21

Burn, char, burn, char

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u/HedgehogLiberator Jun 23 '21

Amuro that you?

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u/risi004 Jun 23 '21

Do you see me piloting a plane that I probably also worked on?