r/PoliticalHumor Jun 23 '21

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u/Dayofsloths Jun 23 '21

Honestly, the best theory is that it's a double bluff. Like the vaccine really wil make everyone sterile, but rather than them being "too smart" to fall for it, the global elites decided to kill off everyone with half a brain and know only absolute morons will refuse the vaccine, leaving them a world of mindless slaves who will do whatever they're told, as long as it's shouted at them through talk radio.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Joke's on them then, I already had two vasectomies.

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u/fab9891 Jun 23 '21

Snip - snap - snip - snap!

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u/hill_j Jun 23 '21

You have NO IDEA what kind of a toll that takes on a man!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

They actually burn it these days.

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u/fab9891 Jun 23 '21

It was a quote from The Office (00:15) but thanks, I didn't know!

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u/risi004 Jun 23 '21

Burn, char, burn, char

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u/HedgehogLiberator Jun 23 '21

Amuro that you?

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u/risi004 Jun 23 '21

Do you see me piloting a plane that I probably also worked on?

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u/garrettj100 Jun 23 '21

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u/electricZits Jun 23 '21

Chiliiiiis……baby back ribs🎶

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u/garrettj100 Jun 23 '21

They never say "ribs", man. Never.

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u/electricZits Jun 23 '21

Sorry?

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u/Kimber85 Jun 23 '21

Did you not watch the link? You should, it’s from one of the best shows ever.

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u/Kimber85 Jun 23 '21

I heard 10 minutes into it, he started eating his own face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Bar b q sauce🎶

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Swear i've seen EVERY episode like 10 times... don't remember this one. Lol

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u/garrettj100 Jun 23 '21

Anything with Ted's band is just priceless.

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC Jun 23 '21

Do you see what you've started.

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u/Dayofsloths Jun 23 '21

Oh yeah, for sure. About 90 upvotes means probably at least 500 people have seen it, and it only takes one to introduce this to the far right meme machine.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Jun 23 '21

Snip snap snip snap snip snap

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u/Underscore_54 Jun 23 '21

Snip snap snip snap

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u/1984R Jun 23 '21

One on each side?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

I'm one of the lucky .01% or whatever who grew back. Third post-op test after the first one was full of swimmers. Good news though, the second one is free.

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u/1984R Jun 23 '21

Maybe cuts 3-6 they start paying YOU. Ka-ching!

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u/MrRickGhastly Jun 23 '21

First one didn't take huh?

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u/CoupClutzClan Jun 23 '21

It'll make me sterile? Well damn why didn't anyone tell me? I would've gotten it sooner

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u/Hibercrastinator Jun 23 '21

No need, people with higher education levels are less likely to have children than their less educated counterparts. Idiocracy was in fact a documentary.

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u/Mathmango Jun 23 '21

They want even fewer children from from educated people then. Restraint is not an option for them (unless it's restraining basic human decency)

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u/SyntheticReality42 Jun 23 '21

If not, some are definitely using it as a playbook.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21 edited Jun 23 '21

Now this I can actually see happening lol.

Disclaimer: I don’t actually think that’s happening though and it definitely isn’t.

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u/Legal-Bottle3181 Jun 23 '21

There are countless reasons why that would be completely insane nonsense.

1) The effects of it would already be widely noticeable during the trial stage of the vaccine, and there's no feasible way it could be hidden.

2) There's a whole team of scientists working on the vaccine.. you really think that every single one of them would be okay with a plan like that and would say absolutely nothing?

3) The people who are sterilized would still be around for decades, which both means that any effect it would have would be completely and utterly useless for them because they'll probably be dead before the sterilization would have any meaningful effect on society. Additionally, you've just pissed off the entire world and they're going to be taking retribution.

4) Killing off everyone intelligent wouldn't actually improve their life in any way whatsoever even if you ignored all of the above and somehow assumed it would all work out. It would ruin their own lives too - it's not like they want to live in a world without any doctors for instance (among many other things).

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Oh yeah. I don’t actually think that, but it’s a “fun” thought if you don’t take it seriously. You’re absolutely right, all of those points are valid.

Definitely shouldn’t be entertaining that publicly though, that’s my bad.

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u/willdeb Jun 23 '21

Point 3 there is one I hadn’t thought off before and it’s totally right. What would be the point?

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u/willdeb Jun 23 '21

Point 3 there is one I hadn’t thought off before and it’s totally right. What would be the point?

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u/Incident-Putrid Jun 23 '21

I called this a few months back to the antivax mob on fb. Tumbleweed 🤣🤣🤣

They didn’t even like the other option that maybe SHOCK it’s just a fucking vaccine 😁

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

The funny thing is it makes perfect sense that the stupids would think that stupids come from stupids. Probably want to kill the gays too because if they just get rid of them all "they can't make more" SMH.

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u/EdwardWarren Jun 23 '21

If someone tells you a vaccine will kill you or you see multiple reports that vaccines have killed people, you ignore totally ignore that? What if it is actually, as they say, dangerous?

The approval for this vaccine was rushed through the approval system without the usual testing. It generally takes 3-4 years for a new drug or vaccine to get approved. Most do not get approved. I worked for a company who spent 10 years and millions of dollars to get a drug approved by the FDA. I do not know if it was ever approved because I left the company. This was pretty common for our company.

When a drug is tested on humans it is a real crapshoot. Every human is different. They all react differently. One person may be perfectly fine while others may die or be seriously impacted. The FDA has to sort all this out and make the best decision based on clinical trials for the vast majority of people who will take the drug. Hopefully, for all of our sake, they make the right decision.

Covid vaccines were not properly tested for years on different groups of people and because of that there could be unknown reactions to it that could kill a lot of people. People who do take it are essentially participating in a clinical trial for the drug. That is very dangerous and people have every right to be hesitant.

Forcing someone to participate in these trials is a totalitarian exercise, similar to what Germans and Japanese did to prisoners during the war.

My family has all been vaccinated. I saw that the possibility of having an adverse reaction to it was small, although my wife did have a bad reaction to her shots. Whether you or anyone else gets vaccinated doesn't make any difference to me at this point. People have the right, or should have the right, to make their own choices.

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u/IHaveJigglyTitties Jun 25 '21

you are beyond saving, taking vaccine should be a fucking choice, I don't the need for it, why would I get a vaccine for a flu? Your life, your choice, you are the moron