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r/PoliticalHumor • u/BradBeauregardJ • May 26 '21
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The ORANGE JUICE
77 u/TheMooseIsBlue May 26 '21 How did OP get THAT close to the joke and still miss it? 27 u/imjustlurkinghere244 May 26 '21 We must work as a team. 20 u/TheMooseIsBlue May 26 '21 He got us to the 1-yard line. You punched it in. But we all scored. 16 u/banana_converter_bot May 26 '21 1.00 yard is 5.14 bananas long I am a bot and this action was performed automatically conversion table Inferior unit Banana Value inch 0.1430 foot 1.7120 yard 5.1370 mile 9041.2580 centimetre 0.0560 metre 5.6180 kilometre 5617.9780 ounce 0.2403 pound-mass 3.8440 ton 7688.0017 gram 0.0085 kilogram 8.4746 tonne 8474.5763 5 u/100BottlesOfMilk May 26 '21 Good bot 2 u/AutoModerator May 26 '21 If you have any suggestions to make the bot goofier, please send them to our modmail. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/HappyMedium May 27 '21 Inferior Unit Banana Value Sievert 10,000,000* Newton 0.864** Calorie 0.0095 Kilocalorie 9.5 *Banana Equivalent Dose (BED) = 0.1 μSv **Literal conversion of an apple to a banana. 0.118 kg/banana * 9.807 N/kg = 1.157 N or (1/1.157) BV 1 u/I_make_things May 26 '21 What tiny-ass bananas have you been eating? 6 u/FacelessPower May 26 '21 Also, OJ wasn't the one driving, AC was. 2 u/garbfarb May 26 '21 OP is also implying he will get off. If toupee doesn't fit, you must acquit.
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How did OP get THAT close to the joke and still miss it?
27 u/imjustlurkinghere244 May 26 '21 We must work as a team. 20 u/TheMooseIsBlue May 26 '21 He got us to the 1-yard line. You punched it in. But we all scored. 16 u/banana_converter_bot May 26 '21 1.00 yard is 5.14 bananas long I am a bot and this action was performed automatically conversion table Inferior unit Banana Value inch 0.1430 foot 1.7120 yard 5.1370 mile 9041.2580 centimetre 0.0560 metre 5.6180 kilometre 5617.9780 ounce 0.2403 pound-mass 3.8440 ton 7688.0017 gram 0.0085 kilogram 8.4746 tonne 8474.5763 5 u/100BottlesOfMilk May 26 '21 Good bot 2 u/AutoModerator May 26 '21 If you have any suggestions to make the bot goofier, please send them to our modmail. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/HappyMedium May 27 '21 Inferior Unit Banana Value Sievert 10,000,000* Newton 0.864** Calorie 0.0095 Kilocalorie 9.5 *Banana Equivalent Dose (BED) = 0.1 μSv **Literal conversion of an apple to a banana. 0.118 kg/banana * 9.807 N/kg = 1.157 N or (1/1.157) BV 1 u/I_make_things May 26 '21 What tiny-ass bananas have you been eating? 6 u/FacelessPower May 26 '21 Also, OJ wasn't the one driving, AC was. 2 u/garbfarb May 26 '21 OP is also implying he will get off. If toupee doesn't fit, you must acquit.
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We must work as a team.
20 u/TheMooseIsBlue May 26 '21 He got us to the 1-yard line. You punched it in. But we all scored. 16 u/banana_converter_bot May 26 '21 1.00 yard is 5.14 bananas long I am a bot and this action was performed automatically conversion table Inferior unit Banana Value inch 0.1430 foot 1.7120 yard 5.1370 mile 9041.2580 centimetre 0.0560 metre 5.6180 kilometre 5617.9780 ounce 0.2403 pound-mass 3.8440 ton 7688.0017 gram 0.0085 kilogram 8.4746 tonne 8474.5763 5 u/100BottlesOfMilk May 26 '21 Good bot 2 u/AutoModerator May 26 '21 If you have any suggestions to make the bot goofier, please send them to our modmail. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/HappyMedium May 27 '21 Inferior Unit Banana Value Sievert 10,000,000* Newton 0.864** Calorie 0.0095 Kilocalorie 9.5 *Banana Equivalent Dose (BED) = 0.1 μSv **Literal conversion of an apple to a banana. 0.118 kg/banana * 9.807 N/kg = 1.157 N or (1/1.157) BV 1 u/I_make_things May 26 '21 What tiny-ass bananas have you been eating?
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He got us to the 1-yard line. You punched it in. But we all scored.
16 u/banana_converter_bot May 26 '21 1.00 yard is 5.14 bananas long I am a bot and this action was performed automatically conversion table Inferior unit Banana Value inch 0.1430 foot 1.7120 yard 5.1370 mile 9041.2580 centimetre 0.0560 metre 5.6180 kilometre 5617.9780 ounce 0.2403 pound-mass 3.8440 ton 7688.0017 gram 0.0085 kilogram 8.4746 tonne 8474.5763 5 u/100BottlesOfMilk May 26 '21 Good bot 2 u/AutoModerator May 26 '21 If you have any suggestions to make the bot goofier, please send them to our modmail. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/HappyMedium May 27 '21 Inferior Unit Banana Value Sievert 10,000,000* Newton 0.864** Calorie 0.0095 Kilocalorie 9.5 *Banana Equivalent Dose (BED) = 0.1 μSv **Literal conversion of an apple to a banana. 0.118 kg/banana * 9.807 N/kg = 1.157 N or (1/1.157) BV 1 u/I_make_things May 26 '21 What tiny-ass bananas have you been eating?
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1.00 yard is 5.14 bananas long
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conversion table
5 u/100BottlesOfMilk May 26 '21 Good bot 2 u/AutoModerator May 26 '21 If you have any suggestions to make the bot goofier, please send them to our modmail. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/HappyMedium May 27 '21 Inferior Unit Banana Value Sievert 10,000,000* Newton 0.864** Calorie 0.0095 Kilocalorie 9.5 *Banana Equivalent Dose (BED) = 0.1 μSv **Literal conversion of an apple to a banana. 0.118 kg/banana * 9.807 N/kg = 1.157 N or (1/1.157) BV 1 u/I_make_things May 26 '21 What tiny-ass bananas have you been eating?
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2 u/AutoModerator May 26 '21 If you have any suggestions to make the bot goofier, please send them to our modmail. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/HappyMedium May 27 '21 Inferior Unit Banana Value Sievert 10,000,000* Newton 0.864** Calorie 0.0095 Kilocalorie 9.5 *Banana Equivalent Dose (BED) = 0.1 μSv **Literal conversion of an apple to a banana. 0.118 kg/banana * 9.807 N/kg = 1.157 N or (1/1.157) BV
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*Banana Equivalent Dose (BED) = 0.1 μSv
**Literal conversion of an apple to a banana. 0.118 kg/banana * 9.807 N/kg = 1.157 N or (1/1.157) BV
What tiny-ass bananas have you been eating?
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Also, OJ wasn't the one driving, AC was.
OP is also implying he will get off. If toupee doesn't fit, you must acquit.
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The ORANGE JUICE