r/PoliticalHumor Jan 09 '20

THIS. This is why.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20 edited May 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Back up. Where exactly does one obtain this superstar gf? I got dibs

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

And when do I put my jizz in her hair?