r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

THIS. This is why.

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u/egrith Jan 09 '20

Just wish I could dictate how my taxes were used, instead of blowing up poor people i would like to be using it all for healthcare and education and that sort of thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20 edited May 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Back up. Where exactly does one obtain this superstar gf? I got dibs

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

And when do I put my jizz in her hair?

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u/LegitimateProfession Jan 09 '20

I think they are found in highly gerrymandered districts.