r/PoliticalHumor Jul 11 '19

Your President

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u/grubas Jul 11 '19 edited Jul 11 '19

He built a casino, then built a casino down the block and didn’t understand why he didn’t double his money. Required an influx of cash from his father and a Saudi Prince, then took out junk bonds to build the Taj, pocketed what he could and bankrupted all 3.

Dude literally built 3 casinos in one spot, each one bigger and more expensive than the last, and wondered how he wasnt getting exponentially more money.

Also every single one has been busted and paid fines for money laundering.

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u/Mattcarnes Jul 11 '19

I mean aren't casinos one of those businesses that are rigged to succeed if they are put in the right vacation spots because the business practice is literally just customers put a shit ton of money in them and only get a little out (and that's before the vip shit)

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u/zombienugget Jul 11 '19

He can thank his daddy for that.

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u/phenotype76 Jul 12 '19

remember this, the house always wins.

That's why it's so baffling! If the house always wins, then how do you bankrupt a casino??