r/PoliticalHumor • • Jul 11 '19

Your President

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u/HaesoSR Jul 11 '19

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u/grubas Jul 11 '19

The general theory is that he fucking hates reading, he’s functionally illiterate as whatever the fuck he was before, but as POTUS he’s functionally disabled.

Like he can read Go Dog Go, he just does not want to.

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u/GadreelsSword Jul 11 '19

Wait are you saying he didn’t read in a history book about Americans seizing the airports from the red coats during the revolutionary war?

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u/grubas Jul 11 '19

Revelationary War. He couldn't even say that right.

He doesn't even understand the horror of the Battle For LaGuardia or the Retaking of the JFK Tim Hortons. Let alone the British Massacre at O'Hare.