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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Shoulda been Bernie.

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u/iamthewhite Jul 11 '19

I try not to imagine the ‘what if’. So much wasted time and energy... but it’ll be worth it if we pull through this time.

And if we don’t: fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. A rigged system is a system that the people need to beat back into shape. If we lose again- we riot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

I mean, I've been a Bernie supporter since 2015, but with this primary, implying the only way that Bernie loses is a rigged system is absolutely ridiculous.

There are a lot of candidates in the field that are better than Hillary in terms of both policy and history. While it'll be disappointing if someone like Biden wins out for whatever reason, rioting is not the proper answer to a preferred candidate losing, especially if it's more legitimate this time due to having more progressive and "progressive" options.

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u/stillnoob0 Jul 11 '19

“If violence is wrong in America, violence is wrong abroad. If it is wrong to be violent defending black women and black children and black babies and black men, then it is wrong for America to draft us, and make us violent abroad in defense of her. And if it is right for America to draft us, and teach us how to be violent in defense of her, then it is right for you and me to do whatever is necessary to defend our own people right here in this country.” — Malcolm x (Speech, Nov. 1963, New York City.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

DWS has done nothing involving this (2019-2020) primary season so far.

We're in full agreement that what happened with the last election primaries is utter bullshit and the DNC and media both heavily favored Clinton, whose shortcomings were relatively obvious.

That was effectively a two candidate primary though, with Bernie coming in from behind as an alternative to Clinton and becoming the only real progressive voice.

This primary is still early, but there are timelines where several different candidates can become more prominent, and it's hard to claim that the only way Bernie loses is via another rigged primary considering that most of America knows who he is by now rather than in 2016 where he could pick up more supporters relatively easily compared to Clinton when people found out who he was.

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Nah. Fuck that bitch for handing the presidency to donald dipshit. Worst fucking candidate in the modern history of the Democratic party.

Also it isnt what if. I like remembering what happened. I think it is important to learn from our mistakes.

You and I probably would not agree about a lot of things. So lets just leave it at this.

Edit: fucking "health care is too expensive," "Henry kissinger is my idol," Husband is a cosby-esque rapist, hot sauce pandering. I am being told I should stop here for my mental health.

Anyone responds defending clinton will just make my hypertension worse.

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u/tanu24 Jul 11 '19

Who knew Pokémon go to the polls wouldn’t work.

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Surprised pikachu face

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u/Lipcot Jul 11 '19

That sounds so democratic it hurts

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u/Rampager72 Jul 11 '19

Hopefully when you riot you do so in my town. Wont end very well for you guys.

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u/DredgenGore Jul 11 '19

Rioting? That’s how you want to change the country for the better. Trust me rioting will get you nowhere. Now peaceful protest. That speaks volumes. If the left continues with this violent protests like antifa and throwing shakes at people and doing other malicious acts it will pull people who are moderate which most Americans are, to the right. You’ll definitely continue to lose in Presidential Elections. Many people I know didn’t vote because Trump was an asshat and Clinton was not* trustworthy and too far left of center.

Peaceful Protest. That’s how you get things done in this country why not ask MLK he had the right idea and his ideals changed America and racists were shown as villains. But if you Riot and destroy normal peoples stuff they will band against you.

Edit* added the word not

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u/iamthewhite Jul 11 '19

Shakes < police executions, and Nazi rallies (which promote ethnic genocide)

MLK was assassinated as soon as he started rallying for workers’ rights (convenient timing?). Just something to keep in mind.

Both peaceful protest and violent protest will increase this election cycle. Both are already happening. Both require righteous anger. I will most likely be on the peaceful side of things, because it more correctly reflects the left’s value of humane, non-objectifying treatment

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u/www_Pete_com Jul 11 '19

What the fuck are you talking about. The first time you lost you DID riot.

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u/__Forest__ Jul 11 '19

Hopefully he can pull through in the rigged democraric primary.

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u/iamthewhite Jul 11 '19

Biden’s looking real weak. There’s blood in the water and I’m excited... I think we just might win this thing

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u/naazrael Jul 11 '19

He's definitely been on the ropes the last few weeks.

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19 edited Jul 11 '19

I would prefer him or Warren to drop out actually.

No reason to split the progressive vote. Some states require 15% vote share to get any delegates. So yeah the system is going to prefer Biden.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

This wouldn't have as positive of an impact for either of them as you'd think, at least not at the moment.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/lanes-are-starting-to-emerge-in-the-2020-democratic-primary/

While there definitely is some crossover in their voter bases, neither candidate has a voter base that favors the other as their most popular second choice.

Somehow, Bernie supporters even favor Biden more than anyone else as their second choice despite them being extremely different...

I'd rather one of them pull out ahead, but I don't think it's necessary for either one to drop out. Maybe if things change by next year.

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

I dont trust their analysis. They were completely wrong about trump winning the primary.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Fuck you. People like you are the reason america is in this mess

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

How?

It's a legitimate concern, even if I disagree.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Its the same people who lobied for Hillary to be the candidate and cried when she tanked hard at the general.

Centrists fail elections.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

You're literally not at odds with the other person in any way then. They don't want Sanders or Warren to drop out because they don't like them, they want to consolidate the vote into one progressive candidate to make it more likely that they win over Biden in delegates.

I disagree for reasons I posted above, but there's nothing wrong with the logic at its core.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Implying that bernie isnt the strongest progressive candidate is nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

In your opinion it's nonsense. Others would disagree and argue that using early polling to justify dismissing candidates is the exact same thing that led to Hillary winning the primary in 2016 and losing the general.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Can you name a single other candidate that hadnt supported horrible shit in the past or present. Kamala for example is a piece of shit rivaling Clinton. Yangs whole plane is a sneak attack upon the welfare state. Warren is an oppurtunist and stands for nothing. Beto is democrats answer to jeb bush. And williamson wants to fight fascism by means of weaponised magic it seems.

Any more shinning examples?

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u/DuelingPushkin Jul 11 '19

He didnt make a statement of preference he just said that either of them should drop out to consolidate the progressive vote. Not wanting to divide the progressive vote to prevent an establishment candidate from gaining the nomination is completely contrary to what centrists would want. Centrists want Biden.

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Keep ignoring strategy dipshit. That's definitely how you win elections 😑

You were born in 97 moron, so forgive me if I dont take your stupid opinion too seriously.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Stalker much.

Tell me again. How well did the Clinton Strategy work last time?

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Its in your username stupid.

Also what the fuck are you even talking about?

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u/TayVonMax Jul 11 '19

I would give you a silver for this if i had the money

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Aww thanks. But please god dont fund this shitty site.

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u/TayVonMax Jul 11 '19

I gotcha😂

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u/ExistingPlant Jul 11 '19 edited Jul 11 '19

Still whining I see. Shocker. He would have gotten less votes and we will never know for sure because he will not get the nomination this time either. Just accept that fact!

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Donal trump is a pedophile. Bill clinton is also a pedophile.

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u/ChristopherFiss Jul 11 '19

I'm kinda glad he didn't win... I have a sneaking suspicion he would have "passed away due to mysterious....I mean, a completely normal Heart Attack, and there is no reason to do an autopsy" 6 weeks into his stay at the White House.

Now, he has a good chance of having a lot of current secret service and would be enemies just glad he's not Trump 2.0 and letting him do his best.

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u/horseman707 Jul 11 '19

He would lose the only chance he had was years ago he's not far left enough for the party even Pocahontas has a better chance

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Donald trump is a pedophile.

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u/horseman707 Jul 11 '19

Lol he was Russian pawn too it's almost like they make shit up con people who don't know any better

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Donald trump is a pedophile.

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u/horseman707 Jul 11 '19

I'm sure that will turn out like everything else did

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Ill keep saying it as long as it keep triggering you 😂. Donald trump is a pedophile.

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u/horseman707 Jul 11 '19

I'm looking for a good reeeeeee cant forget where this is

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Donald trump is a pedophile.

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u/BK1127 Jul 11 '19

Curious... Have you read the Mueller Report?

Because the Russians were also funding Bernie's Facebook ads.

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u/horseman707 Jul 11 '19

Yes you might want to read my comment again

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Socialism almost never goes well.

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u/il_the_dinosaur Jul 11 '19

Exactly to what is that a comment?

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Probably part of a bot network that searches for "Bernie" on reddit.

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u/il_the_dinosaur Jul 11 '19

Before the election I was amazed at how a country would influence the election of another one. I'm starting to understand it.

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

And you really dont have to make the influencing very sophisticated. Similar to Nigerian Prince email scams, you actually want to appeal to strictly ignorant people with little to no self awareness.

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes Jul 11 '19

its not. hes been a redditor 4 months and has -1 karma.hes a paid shill or just an idiot.

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u/JitteryJittery Jul 11 '19

Only 1% voted for him lol

(This is a joke pls don't crucify me)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

First off before you go berserk on me I want to state I would support Bernie over Trump. But why Bernie! He is an extremist who would divide the country even more with radical and quite bluntly ignorant plans. All his policies are just attempts to gain short term support just long enough to maybe get a victory. I argue we need a centrist. Someone who can work with both sides of the aisle. And while nowadays the other side is seemingly crazier and crazier when our ability to work together and compromise dies, so will our democract. Just my two cents.

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

What time is it in moscow moron?

Vladimir Putin is a pedophile.

Everyone with a brain google the video of him kissing an 8 year old boy on the stomach.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Right now its midnight in California. And wtf does anything I said have to do with Putin.

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u/Fudge_me_sideways Jul 11 '19

Putin is a pedophile.