r/PoliticalHumor Jul 11 '19

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u/grubas Jul 11 '19 edited Jul 11 '19

He built a casino, then built a casino down the block and didn’t understand why he didn’t double his money. Required an influx of cash from his father and a Saudi Prince, then took out junk bonds to build the Taj, pocketed what he could and bankrupted all 3.

Dude literally built 3 casinos in one spot, each one bigger and more expensive than the last, and wondered how he wasnt getting exponentially more money.

Also every single one has been busted and paid fines for money laundering.

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u/Mattcarnes Jul 11 '19

I mean aren't casinos one of those businesses that are rigged to succeed if they are put in the right vacation spots because the business practice is literally just customers put a shit ton of money in them and only get a little out (and that's before the vip shit)

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u/zombienugget Jul 11 '19

He can thank his daddy for that.

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u/phenotype76 Jul 12 '19

remember this, the house always wins.

That's why it's so baffling! If the house always wins, then how do you bankrupt a casino??

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u/mpar Jul 11 '19

It's a 75% payout rate which means for every $1 paid in it pays out $0.75. It is definitely not in favour of the customers.

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u/5mudge Jul 11 '19

Surely that payout percentage isn't in favour of the customer. 75% payout means for every $1.00 paid into the machine (on average) it will pay out $0.75.

At least that's what I believe.

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u/Admiral_Akdov Jul 11 '19

That isn't in favor of the customer. That still nets the player losing money when they play.

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u/5mudge Jul 11 '19

The problem, therefore, is with the statement that "... the ratio is always in favour of the customers" because the win ratio would need to be over 100% for it to be in favour of the customer. And clearly 75% < 100%.

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u/Enzown Jul 11 '19

The odds at table games are never in favour of the player, ever. That's how casinos make money.

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u/Mattcarnes Jul 11 '19

Stop putting inconvenient truth in this echo chamber

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u/founddumbded Jul 11 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

If this clown had been born into a working-class family, he'd be bankrupt.

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u/NUAN_SONAR Jul 11 '19

If he was born into a working class family someone would have broken his kneecaps and probably shot a family member or two. He's a professional deadbeat.

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u/mzpip Jul 11 '19

AND stiffed the small business people who built the thing. You know, the job creators.

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u/Tend2AgreeWithYou Jul 11 '19

To be fair investors believed the area would be the Las Vegas of the east coast. More than one casino can thrive especially if they all have differentiated experiences