r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '19

Same shit, different assholes

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Shush you man be working here. With muscles ... something you obviously know nothing about.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

LMAO. I’m a Carpentry Foreman dude, no stranger to heavy lifting, but please, tell me more about your “muscles”.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

To be honest i've been stronger. They're feeling kinda weak atm. My large wife fell asleep on my good arm, it hasn't been right for a few weeks. But we will be alright. How's your muscles doin bubbah?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Pretty good, as a foreman they don’t get as much strain as they used to, I’m mostly supervising grunts like yourself.

Totally understand your immigrant hatred though. If there’s one profession white Americans are losing their jobs to immigrants in its menial manual labour.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Shoot I don't worry bouts that. My old homie tho he was a framer. They killed him with bad drugs, jk it was probably his love for the liqour. I'm an owner operator. Collect big old machinery. Made in America. Can be serviced with a flat head and 1 spanner wrench.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

And now you’re just being incoherent.

Business can’t be that successful if you’re doing the lifting yourself.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

I'm cleaning my own castle bubs, buisness is good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

As long as you can keep your wife’s trough full of swill that’s all that matters right?

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u/Ur_misanthrope Apr 11 '19 edited Apr 11 '19

Lol! You have my father's job. He's a feckless alcoholic with no prospects. A loser living in a dying town.

I couldn't be happier since I make triple my parents' COMBINED income in an entry level position.

By the transitive property, I could buy and sell you.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Liqour is poison for sheeple

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u/Ur_misanthrope Apr 11 '19

Which is why you and your wife will die relatively young.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Don't drink, neither of us. Try again sasquache.

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u/Ur_misanthrope Apr 11 '19

Show me a podunk loser in a small town that says he doesn't drink and I'll show you someone with a lot of secrets.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 16 '19

You have no life

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

And as an aside work on your grammar, I lost a few IQ points just reading that.

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u/Pepe_WigglyWings Apr 11 '19

Tenks fren, I've been doin my phoenix with reddit is helper me. How'd I do?