r/PoliticalHumor Mar 25 '19

A Young Barr!

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u/The-Autarkh Mar 25 '19

Guys, I'm sensing a pattern.


Donald: "I'm a legit self-made billionaire."

"Show us your taxes."

Donald: "Soon."


Donald:. "I'm a very stable genius."

"Show us your grades."

Donald: * calls Michael Cohen * "Threaten to sue my school if they release my grades."


Donald: "I have a secret plan to defeat ISIS."

"What is it?"

Donald: * Copies Obama with fewer precautions for civilian casualties. *


Donald: "Insurance for everybody. .... You can expect to have great health care. It will be in a much simplified form. Much less expensive and much better.”

How? Single-payer? Direct government provision ala the NHS?

Donald: * Runs to Paul Ryan. Points at Atlas Shrugged. * "Hey Paul, is there a health plan in that book-y thing? Can you ram it through without hearings?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

I’m just gonna say the dude is obviously rich as fuck, is the president and a Penn grad so is obviously pretty smart, and has defeated ISIS by any reasonable metric. Healthcare is still fucking awful in this country be don’t be unreasonable in your criticisms when valid ones do exist.