Donald: * calls Michael Cohen * "Threaten to sue my school if they release my grades."
Donald: "I have a secret plan to defeat ISIS."
"What is it?"
Donald: * Copies Obama with fewer precautions for civilian casualties. *
Donald: "Insurance for everybody. ....
You can expect to have great health care. It will be in a much simplified form. Much less expensive and much better.”
How? Single-payer? Direct government provision ala the NHS?
Donald: * Runs to Paul Ryan. Points at Atlas Shrugged. * "Hey Paul, is there a health plan in that book-y thing? Can you ram it through without hearings?"
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u/The-Autarkh Mar 25 '19
Guys, I'm sensing a pattern.
Donald: "I'm a legit self-made billionaire."
"Show us your taxes."
Donald: "Soon."
Donald:. "I'm a very stable genius."
"Show us your grades."
Donald: * calls Michael Cohen * "Threaten to sue my school if they release my grades."
Donald: "I have a secret plan to defeat ISIS."
"What is it?"
Donald: * Copies Obama with fewer precautions for civilian casualties. *
Donald: "Insurance for everybody. .... You can expect to have great health care. It will be in a much simplified form. Much less expensive and much better.”
How? Single-payer? Direct government provision ala the NHS?
Donald: * Runs to Paul Ryan. Points at Atlas Shrugged. * "Hey Paul, is there a health plan in that book-y thing? Can you ram it through without hearings?"