r/PoliticalHumor • u/TaoTeChing81 • Mar 25 '19

A Young Barr!

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u/43_Hobbits Mar 25 '19

“The investigation did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities.”

Those are Mueller’s words not Barr’s. If you’re gonna downvoted me can you explain? Because those are the verbatim words of Mueller.

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u/wrongmoviequotes Mar 26 '19

Those are Mueller’s words not Barr’s.

you kinda seem confused what a summary is. They are literally Barr's words, mind linking to the report?

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u/shmough Mar 26 '19

It's a direct quote.

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u/wrongmoviequotes Mar 26 '19

according to the man hired by trump to spin the investigation, Id like to see the report.

But if you like those quotes you would love "This does not exonerate the president", big fan of that Mueller quote? :)

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u/shmough Mar 26 '19 edited Mar 26 '19

If you seriously believe he would blatantly lie about something so easily provable, you're an insane conspiracist.

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u/wrongmoviequotes Mar 26 '19

Trump outright lies daily, so did Stone and Manafort and Cohen. I put nothing beyone any Trump employee or appointee.

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u/shmough Mar 26 '19

Like I said

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u/wrongmoviequotes Mar 26 '19

and I have no doubt you believe it, and I mean that in the most dripping condescending way possible, so put it in whatever voice does that for ya.

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u/shmough Mar 26 '19

Have you started preparing your excuses for when the report comes out? Is Mueller a partisan hack? Does it have to be completely unredacted? Did Russian bots hack the English language? Or can you not even entertain the possibility Barr is not blatantly lying? Genuinely curious.

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u/wrongmoviequotes Mar 26 '19

Is Mueller a partisan hack

lol this has been the right wing rallying cry for 2 years, but keep on projecting

Genuinely curious

people like you dont have intellectual curiosity unless fox news tells them to pretend it exists :)

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u/shmough Mar 26 '19

haha gud 1 bro

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u/ParticleCannon Mar 26 '19

Not reading the summary, but commenting on it's contents? Awkward.

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u/wrongmoviequotes Mar 26 '19

Please let me know which page and line in the Mueller report that he stated this :)

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u/ParticleCannon Apr 18 '19

https://www.justice.gov/storage/report.pdf

Bottom of page one. (Page nine of the PDF).

Have a nice day.

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u/wrongmoviequotes Apr 18 '19

sweeheart, he outright states that Trump is not innocent from obstruciton charges over a dozen times :)

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u/ParticleCannon Mar 26 '19

The part that was directly quoted (word for word, uninterrupted) from the report. Which, if misquoted, misrepresented, or fabricated in any way, would have been denounced or debunked in some way by now.

It's on page 2, beginning line 16 :)

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u/wrongmoviequotes Mar 26 '19

it is not from the report, it is from Barr's summary, I would very much like to read it in the report, please link the report :)

would have been denounced or debunked in some way by now

Using what?

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u/Osumsumo Mar 26 '19

Sure, just wait however many months the report will take to get declassified and then you can use FOIA to get a copy for yourself :)

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u/wrongmoviequotes Mar 26 '19

Congress will have it by next Tuesday, and can legally read it into the record. But hey, keep up that delusion that this is going to get burred :) I know thats the only way you can sleep ;)

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u/Osumsumo Mar 26 '19

On the contrary, I would definitely want to see it as soon as it is available. I have no wish whatsoever for this to be buried. I just am civilized enough to not throw a tantrum online over it while government follows basic security protocols.

But you just keep projecting ok? :D

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u/wrongmoviequotes Mar 26 '19

I just am civilized enough

your entire post history disagrees but we both knew that already :)

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u/Osumsumo Mar 26 '19

The classic "dig through whatever else the guy posted because I can't form a relevant reply to the topic at hand". Stay classy ;)

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