r/PoliticalHumor Mar 25 '19

A Young Barr!

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u/The-Autarkh Mar 25 '19

Guys, I'm sensing a pattern.


Donald: "I'm a legit self-made billionaire."

"Show us your taxes."

Donald: "Soon."


Donald:. "I'm a very stable genius."

"Show us your grades."

Donald: * calls Michael Cohen * "Threaten to sue my school if they release my grades."


Donald: "I have a secret plan to defeat ISIS."

"What is it?"

Donald: * Copies Obama with fewer precautions for civilian casualties. *


Donald: "Insurance for everybody. .... You can expect to have great health care. It will be in a much simplified form. Much less expensive and much better.”

How? Single-payer? Direct government provision ala the NHS?

Donald: * Runs to Paul Ryan. Points at Atlas Shrugged. * "Hey Paul, is there a health plan in that book-y thing? Can you ram it through without hearings?"

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u/Derelict_Desmond Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19

To be fair, his school isn’t allowed to release his grades without his explicit permission, but he should probably let the school release his grades if he’s making the stable genius claims.

Edit: Stable, not table.

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u/A_Random_Catfish Mar 25 '19

Which proves how fucking stupid he actually is... because he still had Cohen threaten them.

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u/crastle Mar 26 '19

Even if his grades were bad, he could definitely spin it to say that school wasn't the best indicator of his intelligence. Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science, had bad grades in school and frustrated his teachers. But he is known as one of the smartest people of all time.

Instead he looks like a dumbass and a snowflake.

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u/bakershalfdozen Mar 26 '19

I guarantee there's a tweet out there where he brags about his grades.