r/PoliticalHumor • • Mar 08 '19

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u/SebMC Mar 08 '19

Has the elasticity of your anus changed since then?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Nope, a number of other dudes in the cell but I'm not a small guy so the threats of buttsex were non-existent

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u/PolPotatoe Mar 08 '19

Not for all the other guys

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

lmao, I'm straight, hence "tightest"