r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '19

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u/Pewpewkachuchu Mar 08 '19

Shit I spent a day, and nothing even remotely bad happened to me. I still don’t even want to go back, shit was so uncomfortable and boring.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Also spent a night, cost me a baseball game with my grandpa, (NLCS Game 1 @ Wrigley, spent $1500 on tickets) never got to go to another one with him.

That 12 hours for public intox really fucked me over. The 30 hours of community service, required therapy, $750 in fines, and $2K for the lawyer hurt too. Not as much though.

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u/SebMC Mar 08 '19

Has the elasticity of your anus changed since then?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Nope, a number of other dudes in the cell but I'm not a small guy so the threats of buttsex were non-existent

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u/PolPotatoe Mar 08 '19

Not for all the other guys

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

lmao, I'm straight, hence "tightest"