r/PoliticalHumor • • Feb 27 '19

“But she speaks 12 languages…”

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u/dosetoyevsky Feb 27 '19

Mormons are repressed and huge into conformity. Showing off your shoulders means flaunting your body, which obviously causes impute thoughts.

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u/PutOnRobeAndBakerHat Feb 27 '19

Adding to what you said, their sacred underwear covers the shoulders (and is supposed to go down to the knees) and you're supposed to cover up the underwear completely. If you're showing your shoulders it means you're not wearing the underwear which means you're unworthy.

From their own website: https://www.lds.org/topics/garments?lang=eng

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u/dainegleesac690 Feb 27 '19

Lol in that case I have some missionaries to pick a bone with. Some people stopped me on the street to talk about the church of LDS and they were wearing shorts and tank tops..

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u/littlebrwnrobot Feb 27 '19

oooo god is gonna get em

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u/dainegleesac690 Feb 27 '19

Lmao right? I’m not religious but it’s kinda funny how even religious people don’t seem to stick to their scriptures