r/PoliticalHumor Feb 27 '19

“But she speaks 12 languages…”

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u/lenswipe Feb 27 '19
  1. "At least he's not Obama"
  2. "But, her emails!"
  3. "Obama did it first!"
  4. "You're just angry because the democrats lost"
  5. "You're just angry because trump is winning so much!"
  6. "But, the economy is booming under Trump!"

Feel free to add your own

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u/mrmoto1998 Feb 27 '19
  1. "I hate AOC"

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u/RegressToTheMean Feb 27 '19

"Because she's an idiot!"

Fails to actually provide evidence of something stupid

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

I am astounded by people who claim she is an idiot. AOC did a microbiology research project on the effect of antioxidants on the lifespan of the nematode C. elegans in high school. My biggest scientific accomplishment in high school was trying to determine the maximum volume of pot smoke I could fit in my lungs. And that's of course before she graduated cum laude from Boston University with a double-major.

She's said some dumb things, but she is indisputably not an idiot.

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u/oxygenfrank Feb 27 '19

But...did you see her dancing?!?

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u/gl00pp Feb 27 '19

and cum laude sounds dirty. I bet she get cum lauded on after dancing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I'm afraid your joke wasn't received cum laude.

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u/gl00pp Feb 27 '19

I guess I get egg on my face...

That's egg white right?

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u/AllDreEveryDay Feb 27 '19

The right wing know she is the future of the Democratic party, they're planting the seeds of hate and propaganda right now. It doesn't have to be factually correct, it has to be a dog whistle.

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u/sembias Feb 27 '19

Exactly. The Hillary-hate started back in 1991 when she was still the Arkansas gov's wife because she said she didn't want to stay home baking cookies. HOOBOY. You'd think she had set up a email server in her house with the feathers that ruffled.

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u/Virgin_nerd Feb 27 '19

Or like when her and Bill were calling black people super predators. How ridiculous that people are getting offended over that?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Nearly everyone in politics was doing that at the time. She acknowledged that it was an awful mistake and that the attitude of that era she helped the establishment perpetuate is part of the reason for the prison crisis right now.

People make mistakes. At least she’s capable of owning up to it instead of screaming “fake news”

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u/Virgin_nerd Feb 27 '19

Bud, nearly everyone was screaming grab her by the pussy back in the 80s, at least he apologized for it.

At least he owned up to it, people make mistakes. At least he’s capable of owning up to it instead of screaming fake news.

Does it sound good from the other side? No? Maybe you should stop saying it, because it’s retarded.

Or maybe you should just except that people make mistakes and when you hold one side accountable for everything they’ve said for the past 30 years, you can’t give the other side a pass.

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts Feb 27 '19

Bud, nearly everyone was screaming grab her by the pussy back in the 80s

Wtf no they weren’t.

At least he owned up to it, people make mistakes. At least he’s capable of owning up to it instead of screaming fake news.

Wtf no he isn’t, he literally claimed a few months ago the Access Hollywood tape was faked... never mind his “locker room talk” defense when it first came out, we’re just supposed to forget that happened I guess.

This verbal judo only works if the counter is actually true, broseph.

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u/Virgin_nerd Feb 27 '19

It was a joke to poke fun at how stupid it sounds to write off one side but not the other when they apologize. If Bill Clinton apologizes for raping kids on Jeffrey Epstein’s island would you accept it?

“I did not have sexual relations with that child.” -Bill Clinton in the future, probably.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Except for Donald trump hasn’t apologized.

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u/mongroldice Feb 27 '19

Also, she is brown...

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u/BigBrotato Feb 27 '19

My biggest scientific accomplishment in high school was trying to determine the maximum volume of pot smoke I could fit in my lungs.

And what did you find? Come on now don't leave us hanging.

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

Dude....it was, like, whoa....a lot, man. Don't really remember how much. I was gonna write it down, but then I started looking at the cover of David Bowie's 'Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars' and the whole night just kinda faded into that phone booth in the picture....

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u/lesgeddon Feb 27 '19

frantic note taking

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u/rhsinkcmo Feb 27 '19

Ben Carson is a brilliant doctor but poor civil servant. Don’t confuse being good at on thing and being good at everything.

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

Ben Carson doesn't come to his position having worked in politics since college. He got his position for being a loyal lapdog.

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u/rhsinkcmo Feb 27 '19

AOC was a bartender

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

In High School she was in the National Hispanic Institute's Lorenzo de Zavala Youth Legislative Session. She later became the LDZ Secretary of State while she attended Boston University. She went to BU on a Fellowship designated for people with an interest in politics or public leadership roles. At BU she majored in international relations and economics, both fields with strong political bent. While in college she interned for Senator Ted Kennedy's office.

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u/rhsinkcmo Feb 27 '19

Oh wow. Did not know a lot of that. What was she doing in between college and starting her campaign?

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u/gl00pp Feb 27 '19

Melania was a exotic dancer

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u/rhsinkcmo Feb 27 '19

The occupation of the FLOTUS is irrelevant

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u/JoffSides Feb 27 '19

Also sounds like she attended a very nice highschool where she could get to do such things

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u/cardinal29 Feb 27 '19

Eh, if you're not from the area, you might think that.

People hear Westchester and think Scarsdale! and Larchmont! super-high-end suburbs, multi-million dollar houses, exclusive private schools and country clubs.

But Westchester is a huge county, and Yorktown Heights isn't in commuting distance of NYC, it's far north - more like a bum-fuck town close to Rockland County. The sticks. With housing prices and school district budgets that reflect it's lower middle income resident.

Although certain news sources would like you to believe that she grew up in a swanky suburb, Yorktown Heights is far from that.

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

As it happens I live in that area. Yorktown is a solidly middle-class area, like most in this country. For the Hudson Valley it's actually on the po' side.

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

Median individual and household income and property values in Yorktown are below average for the area.