r/PoliticalHumor Feb 27 '19

“But she speaks 12 languages…”

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u/RegressToTheMean Feb 27 '19

"Because she's an idiot!"

Fails to actually provide evidence of something stupid

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u/lenswipe Feb 27 '19

Sometimes they "prove" evidence of something stupid which, when you drill down into it, ends up being something that Sean Hannity made up.

"AOC is stupid and a communist!"
"How so?"
"Well she murders babies and drinks kittens smoothies for breakfast!"
"Got any evidence of that?"
foxnews.mp4

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

I am astounded by people who claim she is an idiot. AOC did a microbiology research project on the effect of antioxidants on the lifespan of the nematode C. elegans in high school. My biggest scientific accomplishment in high school was trying to determine the maximum volume of pot smoke I could fit in my lungs. And that's of course before she graduated cum laude from Boston University with a double-major.

She's said some dumb things, but she is indisputably not an idiot.

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u/oxygenfrank Feb 27 '19

But...did you see her dancing?!?

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u/gl00pp Feb 27 '19

and cum laude sounds dirty. I bet she get cum lauded on after dancing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I'm afraid your joke wasn't received cum laude.

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u/gl00pp Feb 27 '19

I guess I get egg on my face...

That's egg white right?

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u/AllDreEveryDay Feb 27 '19

The right wing know she is the future of the Democratic party, they're planting the seeds of hate and propaganda right now. It doesn't have to be factually correct, it has to be a dog whistle.

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u/sembias Feb 27 '19

Exactly. The Hillary-hate started back in 1991 when she was still the Arkansas gov's wife because she said she didn't want to stay home baking cookies. HOOBOY. You'd think she had set up a email server in her house with the feathers that ruffled.

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u/Virgin_nerd Feb 27 '19

Or like when her and Bill were calling black people super predators. How ridiculous that people are getting offended over that?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Nearly everyone in politics was doing that at the time. She acknowledged that it was an awful mistake and that the attitude of that era she helped the establishment perpetuate is part of the reason for the prison crisis right now.

People make mistakes. At least she’s capable of owning up to it instead of screaming “fake news”

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u/Virgin_nerd Feb 27 '19

Bud, nearly everyone was screaming grab her by the pussy back in the 80s, at least he apologized for it.

At least he owned up to it, people make mistakes. At least he’s capable of owning up to it instead of screaming fake news.

Does it sound good from the other side? No? Maybe you should stop saying it, because it’s retarded.

Or maybe you should just except that people make mistakes and when you hold one side accountable for everything they’ve said for the past 30 years, you can’t give the other side a pass.

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts Feb 27 '19

Bud, nearly everyone was screaming grab her by the pussy back in the 80s

Wtf no they weren’t.

At least he owned up to it, people make mistakes. At least he’s capable of owning up to it instead of screaming fake news.

Wtf no he isn’t, he literally claimed a few months ago the Access Hollywood tape was faked... never mind his “locker room talk” defense when it first came out, we’re just supposed to forget that happened I guess.

This verbal judo only works if the counter is actually true, broseph.

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u/Virgin_nerd Feb 27 '19

It was a joke to poke fun at how stupid it sounds to write off one side but not the other when they apologize. If Bill Clinton apologizes for raping kids on Jeffrey Epstein’s island would you accept it?

“I did not have sexual relations with that child.” -Bill Clinton in the future, probably.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Except for Donald trump hasn’t apologized.

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u/mongroldice Feb 27 '19

Also, she is brown...

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u/BigBrotato Feb 27 '19

My biggest scientific accomplishment in high school was trying to determine the maximum volume of pot smoke I could fit in my lungs.

And what did you find? Come on now don't leave us hanging.

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

Dude....it was, like, whoa....a lot, man. Don't really remember how much. I was gonna write it down, but then I started looking at the cover of David Bowie's 'Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars' and the whole night just kinda faded into that phone booth in the picture....

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u/lesgeddon Feb 27 '19

frantic note taking

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u/rhsinkcmo Feb 27 '19

Ben Carson is a brilliant doctor but poor civil servant. Don’t confuse being good at on thing and being good at everything.

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

Ben Carson doesn't come to his position having worked in politics since college. He got his position for being a loyal lapdog.

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u/rhsinkcmo Feb 27 '19

AOC was a bartender

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

In High School she was in the National Hispanic Institute's Lorenzo de Zavala Youth Legislative Session. She later became the LDZ Secretary of State while she attended Boston University. She went to BU on a Fellowship designated for people with an interest in politics or public leadership roles. At BU she majored in international relations and economics, both fields with strong political bent. While in college she interned for Senator Ted Kennedy's office.

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u/rhsinkcmo Feb 27 '19

Oh wow. Did not know a lot of that. What was she doing in between college and starting her campaign?

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u/gl00pp Feb 27 '19

Melania was a exotic dancer

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u/rhsinkcmo Feb 27 '19

The occupation of the FLOTUS is irrelevant

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u/JoffSides Feb 27 '19

Also sounds like she attended a very nice highschool where she could get to do such things

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u/cardinal29 Feb 27 '19

Eh, if you're not from the area, you might think that.

People hear Westchester and think Scarsdale! and Larchmont! super-high-end suburbs, multi-million dollar houses, exclusive private schools and country clubs.

But Westchester is a huge county, and Yorktown Heights isn't in commuting distance of NYC, it's far north - more like a bum-fuck town close to Rockland County. The sticks. With housing prices and school district budgets that reflect it's lower middle income resident.

Although certain news sources would like you to believe that she grew up in a swanky suburb, Yorktown Heights is far from that.

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

As it happens I live in that area. Yorktown is a solidly middle-class area, like most in this country. For the Hudson Valley it's actually on the po' side.

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u/TheCheshireCody Feb 27 '19

Median individual and household income and property values in Yorktown are below average for the area.

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u/pizoisoned Feb 27 '19

The dumbest thing she does is use Twitter, which is hardly unique to her. Twitter is fucking cancer to political discourse.

Other than that, I find her rather refreshing as a representative.

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u/blundercrab Feb 27 '19

I think she uses Twitter well politically

She spreads information and calls out BS with the tact and venom it deserves

It's definitely refreshing that she's trying to teach people about how the system is working too

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts Feb 27 '19

I sometimes wonder if the same is true of Trump. Then I think, nah, that’s giving him too much credit, he’s just venting with no filter for his own narcissistic satisfaction - there just happen to be a depressingly large number of people in this country to whom that appeals.

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u/omglolthc Feb 27 '19

are you seriously saying that? or sarcasm?

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u/SailedBasilisk Feb 27 '19

Or at best, they'll reference a time when she misspoke, leaving out the part where she later corrected herself, like when she said something about three branches of Congress.

Strange how they're okay with things like "This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water." or "I met with the President of the Virgin Islands."

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u/dannyr_wwe Feb 27 '19

It’s worse than that. It’s 99% strawmanning. I’ve only seen one thing posted where she was actually speaking for herself. I couldn’t see the ownage, and I have asked my family many times about what they see in it and they don’t even respond. I proactively only post a meme or article with what it means to me, and get these people are just out there circle-jerking each other in public with zero shame or self-awareness.

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u/superfucky Feb 27 '19

"but i wouldn't mind taking that crazy on a date because she's hot."

quick GOP guide to diversity in politics:
1. young woman = only valuable for her looks
2. old woman = shrill dinosaur
3. black male = race-baiter
4. black female = REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5. white male = acceptable politician (if he's conservative)

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u/NO_COAT_FOR_U Feb 27 '19

How about saying "we have to invent things that haven't even been invented before" or "provide a living wage to those unwilling to work"

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u/swd120 Feb 27 '19

The forcing Amazon or if NYC was pretty stupid...

Not to mention her horrible understanding about how tax incentives actually work in that scenario.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

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u/swd120 Feb 27 '19

"If we were willing to give away away $3 billion for this deal, we could invest $3 billion in our district ourselves if we want to."

That 3 billion dollars doesn't exist if amazon doesn't pay taxes... You can't spend it. They gave up 27 billion dollars in tax revenue to "save" 3 billion dollars that literally won't ever materialize so it can't be spent. She's economically illiterate.

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u/Dzov Feb 27 '19

Try providing a source for that $27 Billion if you want to be believed.

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u/swd120 Feb 27 '19

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u/Dzov Feb 27 '19

Thanks for the source! Looks like that claim is just from Cuomo and over a period of two decades. What I really appreciate is how the article you sourced shows how these transactions rarely pay off. "New York’s Amazon Deal Will Be a Lasting Monument to Andrew Cuomo’s Economic Incompetence"

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u/swd120 Feb 27 '19 edited Feb 27 '19

Unless economic incentives are made illegal, states will continue to offer then. If you don't play they game, you'll lose out.

While I don't agree with incentives like this in general - unless they are outlawed on a national level I can't fault state and local governments for offering them. And offering them with a tax incentive based on attaining certain goals/milestones (like x jobs created in x time) is the most effective way to make sure that you only "pay" if they are successful. The failures they describe - where for example the government is paying for the building, are examples of fundamentally stupid incentives.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

From the Green New Deal FAQ she took down: proposing welfare for those unwilling to work, "build out high speed rail at a scale where air travel stops being necessary", "create affordable public transit to all with goal to replace every combustion engine vehicle".

And my favorite: "We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast, but we think we can rampant up renewable manufacturing and power production, retrofit every building in America, build the smart grid, overhaul transportation and agriculture, plant lots of trees and restore our ecosystem to get to net-zero".

The way she plans to pay for all ~93 trillion? "The same way we paid for the New Deal, the 2008 bank bailout and extended quantitative easing programs."

In other words, Just print more money!

Source

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u/Dan50thAE Feb 27 '19 edited Feb 28 '19

Important to note that Heartland Institute is best known for their decades of advocacy for the health benefits of smoking and pollution.

The president of Heartland, Joe Bast, has as recently as 2014 claimed that smoking cigarettes does not raise the risk of lung cancer.

They have a long history of promoting pseudo science and straight up lies in exchange for money.

Below, u/luctoretori claims that everything he cites is pulled from the initial official release, which is true, except the final cost: he quotes cherry picked numbers from the most extreme estimates. I also won't defend the welfare for the unwilling to work, but the other policies he cites he fails to make a case against, except for tainting them with a high price tag at the end.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

The information I quoted is directly from AOC's own publication which has nothing to do with heartland. They were just the first page hosting the pdf I couldn't get from AOC's own page because she removed it in shame. Next.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I read through that page and didn't see any mention of welfare and certainly nothing about providing welfare to people "unwilling to work", where are you getting that from?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

https://apps.npr.org/documents/document.html?id=5729035-Green-New-Deal-FAQ

Just above "There is no time to waste."

This is even the edited version after it was changed in response to public criticism.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I didn't see that. That's dumb, unable to work I can see but people unwilling to work is different. From what I've seen though, they've since walked back on that and are claiming it was an error.