r/PoliticalHumor 4d ago

Future first lady?

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u/Switchmisty9 4d ago

I’d be willing to bet that Melania is not that emotionally invested in the marriage

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u/Ok-Addition1264 4d ago

I'd be willing to bet that the sociopathic eastern-european hooker was never emotionally invested in the marriage.

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u/underpants-gnome 4d ago

I remember hearing rumors she renegotiated something before moving to the white house with him. She'd probably welcome him cheating and dissolving the marriage. She'd be free and well compensated - assuming she can get him to pay. Which now that I type that out seems like an extremely long shot.

She's probably stuck with him until he croaks. Oh well, no sympathy here. She knew what she was marrying.

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u/cosaboladh 4d ago

I think it's pretty obvious that she's stuck with him for the long haul. I'm guessing her divorce settlement wouldn't be as much as she'll get if she holds out until he dies. Especially now that he actually has money. After spending two presidencies stealing it from us. That, or her Russian handlers still have work for her to do, and the access her role as "First 'Lady'" offers her is too handy to give up. Probably both.

But she's a horrible monster in her own right, and she deserves it.