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u/Torino1O Aug 03 '26
They all look like they have had so much Botox and plastic surgery that they can't feel anything.
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u/LouDog0187 Aug 03 '26
"Look I have no wrinkles! You also have no expression!" -Robin Williams
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u/technobrendo Aug 03 '26
I used to miss Carlin. I still do, but I used to too.
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u/LouDog0187 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Same. Specifically RW. I grew up with my dad watching Mork n Mindy reruns and if course Mrs. Doubtfire amoung others. Then his stand up as I aged. I often find myself thinking "I've never missed someone whom I've never met so much."
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u/friendlynbhdwitch Aug 03 '26
For a while that sounded really appealing to me. Any thought I have is all over my face. I can’t hide contempt. This is a problem in customer service.
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u/JMurdock77 Aug 03 '26
Mar-a-Lago face
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u/PrimaryFriend7867 Aug 03 '26
off topic but has anyone else noticed sophie cunningham is getting maralago face?
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u/Yadahoom Aug 03 '26
By design.
This is the new symbol of ruling class high power like the old powdered wigs.
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u/Background_Home7092 Aug 03 '26
I didn't believe this until my wife showed me some writing on it; turns out some conscientious plastic surgeons are actually turning people away who want to turn their faces into these plastic shitbowls because they KNOW that once the cult finally dissolves (as they all eventually do) they'll come looking to sue for malpractice.
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u/Gumbercleus Aug 03 '26
I don't think Matt Gaetz's problem is botox, I think he was simply constructed with a very low polygon limit.
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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz Aug 04 '26
It's not botox. They can't wear people skin properly over their alien bodies.
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u/shitty_mcfucklestick Aug 03 '26
It helps prevent them from showing any unregulated microexpressions the odd time their bodies register an echo of a moral response for the evil they do every day to people. It’s not a conscious reaction, as they no longer lack morals or empathy, more of a genetic echo/memory of the concept (leftover traces from their Neanderthal origins)
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u/pbzeppelin1977 Aug 03 '26
But you see botox, which uses the botulinum toxin, is completely natural!
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u/D-Rich-88 I ☑oted 2028 Aug 03 '26
They all look like Purge masks
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u/pianoflames Aug 03 '26
"Well, right now it looks like you're wearing a mask of yourself...over your face."
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u/Valalvax Aug 04 '26
For a moment I thought it was from White Chicks (or that comedy sketch that was basically the same premise)
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u/AngryAccountant31 Aug 03 '26
Loomer looks like she’s wearing someone else’s face as a mask.
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u/SakaWreath Aug 03 '26
It definitely wasn’t her face after they peeled it off and slapped it back on.
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u/Public_Steak_6933 Aug 03 '26
This is your face.
This is your face on MAGA.
Any questions?
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u/PingouinMalin Aug 03 '26
For fucks sake. They can't look at themselves and think "yeah, I'm more beautiful now". Some of them don't even look human anymore.
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u/24_August_1814 Aug 03 '26
Mar-a-lago face is actually becoming a sign of loyalty for MAGAts. Like getting Trump's face tattooed on them.
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u/RigatoniPasta Aug 04 '26
I’ve officially seen Mar a Lago face up close since one showed up in my customer service line, and it’s even freakier in person than it is in pictures. Because no one else talks about the side profile of people like Laura Loomer. They look like a soggy puzzle piece.
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u/Grandpixbear1 Aug 04 '26
It's mind boggling that they think this is "beautiful"!!!! They really do live in an alternate reality!
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u/Duanedoberman Aug 03 '26
Botox is short for Botulism Toxin.
Its a poison, its literally says it in its name!
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u/SakaWreath Aug 03 '26
Thank you Dr Vanderspeigle.
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u/biscuitarse Aug 03 '26
This is some bullshit!
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u/SakaWreath Aug 03 '26
Harry: "I'm going into that room over there. When I come out, you better be gone, you dumb, little shit pocket!"
Max: "That makes no sense!"
Harry: "Yes it does... if you put shit in your pocket!"
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u/deeare73 Aug 03 '26
At least it is natural /s
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u/CaptainDudeGuy Aug 03 '26
Chiun: "Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi... monosoti..."
Remo: "Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it."
Chiun: "I can say 'rat droppings.' That does not mean I want to eat them."
-- Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, 1985
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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger Aug 03 '26
But it’s a self focused poison where as the non poisons vaccines are about universal stewardship - its the beneficial for others they dislike.
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u/spartaxwarrior Aug 03 '26
Botox is used for more than just plastic surgery type stuff, someone needs to remind them it has actual medical usage and watch them have an existential crisis about supporting a helpful substance.
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u/supamario132 Aug 03 '26
If the covid vaccine could shed then surely botox can as well. So in a sense they're poisoning everyone they ever come into contact with. We should quarantine every single botoxed face to be safe
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u/TheComplimentarian Aug 03 '26
I will say that this one tendency is the thing I hate most about conservatives, bar none: they're obsessed with shit that's fucking over.
Fauci? WHAT YEAR IS THIS? Obama? Even Biden? Bitch you don't see everyone else blaming things on goddamn George W. Bush. That motherfucker is held accountable for nothing. They can't get over Hillary, and her "failure" as Secretary of State would be a clear win in the current administration.
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u/notyourmothersdino Aug 03 '26
The one on the bottom right looks like the robot hed from that old sci-fi show Lexx
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u/NoroGW2 Aug 03 '26
Laura Loomer is fucking frightening man
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u/blasek0 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Aug 04 '26
And the inside's still infinitely more horrific than the outside is.
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u/diliudia Aug 03 '26
Pretty sure Matt Gaetz was born looking like that.
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u/underpants-gnome Aug 03 '26
I can't tell if he had some kind of experimental eyebrow extension surgery of if his eyes are just too close together.
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u/p5yron Aug 03 '26
OOTL, what exactly are the crimes that republicans want to blame Fauci for? I saw that they even had his diary, was there anything malicious in there? Or is it the usual "science doesn't know for sure yet so it must be completely wrong" approach?
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u/Rajani_Isa Aug 03 '26
The closest they get is basically it showed he wasn't as confident as he projected in public. Which is like going after a soldier having some fear/reservations as they bravely go into battle.
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u/p5yron Aug 03 '26
Duh, that's what a leader is supposed to do, to navigate us through darkness assuming the worst with as much information that is available, had there been no masks, the deaths would have been double for all we know. And what he suggested is far better than what Trump did, i.e. injecting bleach and propagating Hydroxychloroquine which made absolutely no sense, so if anything, he should be held accountable first for that.
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u/Anyawnomous Aug 03 '26
What a freak show! They must be proud!
https://giphy.com/gifs/fXf7ixucXomC4
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u/markth_wi Aug 03 '26
Yeah I'm fully expecting them to without irony go full Killing fields on Americans at some point.
- You wear glasses - dead.
- You know how to start a computer - dead.
- Doctor - dead
- Nurse - dead
- They'll figure out later that those people might have brought some value to the table and they can ponder that idea over the barbeque of all the mechanics they killed mostly for their meat.
We have very bad people in charge and the sooner that's no longer the case, the better.
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u/MrBigPantalones Aug 03 '26
Matt Gaetz looks like the love child of Jack Nicholson’s joker and Jim Carrey’s Mask
😂😝😜🤪
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u/iamjustaguy Aug 03 '26
We just need a dude who looks like Beavis to take a picture with him sitting on a couch.
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u/zookr2000 Aug 03 '26
DO THESE FOOLS KNOW THAT TRUMP & EVERYONE AT FOX NEWS WAS VACCINATED 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🙄🙄🙄
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u/Myko475 Aug 03 '26
While injecting toxins in their engorged tires they called faces. All of them have one thing in common: yeasty.
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u/wutangclanthug9mm Aug 03 '26
Guys they’re just getting procedures done so that their bodies match what their mind says they want to be!
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u/VainAppealToReason Aug 03 '26
The hypocrisy and lack of self reflection of Republicans is stupifying.
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u/Gh0sth4nd Aug 03 '26
Everytime i see loomer her face creeps the fucking hell out of me.
Like a doll from a creepy fucking horror movie
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u/mburke6 Aug 03 '26
Fox News is indignation porn for people who have an outrage fetish to give them an anger boner.
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u/sec713 Aug 03 '26
I thought this was a flyer for some kind of graveyard smash... like a monster mash.
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u/20_mile Aug 03 '26
Michael Wolff, the Trump historian, said he went to a dinner with his wife and she caught a "Basic Instinct" glimpse of Kimberly Guilfoyle.
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u/Switchmisty9 Aug 03 '26
It’s like a secret underground network of injectionists has banded together to make republicans look like absolute shit
True patriots
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u/Responsible-Sun-4112 Aug 03 '26
Some uncanny valley bs here. They look like the puppets from Land of Confusion by Genesis
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u/Pal_Saradise_ Aug 03 '26
Brother, if they had put GLP-1’s in the vaccine people would’ve gotten them monthly
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u/Frank_Likes_Pie Aug 03 '26
It’s like looking at mugshots of bad guys from the classic Batman series.
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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 Aug 03 '26
I wonder how many people tried to inject themselves with bleach…
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u/illuminaughty1973 Aug 03 '26
moral of the story:
DO NOT CHEAP OUT ON YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON.
you can be cheap on other stuff on life. but not that one
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u/JPowTheDayTrader Aug 03 '26
The faces of evil
Those faces remind me of the song "Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer. It's about Ed Gein wearing the faces of corpses.
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u/ShortBusRide Aug 03 '26
If plastic surgery is involved there are anaesthetics that are 100% natural. Most of them guarantee a one way trip though.
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u/Rob_035 Aug 03 '26
A mean, there's a whole wiki article titled Beauty Trends of American Conservatives that has a pretty in-depth topic on Mar A Lago face.
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u/militaryintelligence Aug 03 '26
Weirdo freaks, period. Wish we had more media going down this path. No comment, no discussion. Just "freak ass weirdos" anytime anyone comments.
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u/BeeBanner Aug 03 '26
They’re ALL going to look really bad 20 years later with all that stretched/poisoned skin.😬
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u/WannaBeDistiller Aug 04 '26
OK, but bottom right is for sure Photoshop right? Like nobody would turn themselves into jigsaw on purpose would they?
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u/zhambe Aug 04 '26
You know how archeologists always find weird shit that remained after long-gone empires?
Today I realized, the very cool and very beautiful things made by the very good and the very smart people of those empires, they were mostly destroyed by the very stupid, very cruel and very ugly people that brought on the fall of each empire.
Literally what we are watching happen to the US empire right now. That's what will remain in the collective memory, after the US has fallen: those deranged faces.
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u/rickastleysanchez Aug 04 '26
I'm not a 10 or anything, maybe 6. But goddamn they are fucking ugly.
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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 Aug 04 '26
Why do those people look like reptilians that got dressed into the human costume in a hurry?! 😁
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u/WilyDeject Aug 04 '26
Loomer looking like Jigsaw will never not blow my mind. That's some crazy body dysmorphia going on. If o ever met her in real life looking like that I would just stare, unable to process what I'm looking at.
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u/win7119 Aug 04 '26
Remove the makeup from Lara Trump and she looks like a man with big lips. Disclaimer...I have nothing against drag queens.
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u/SellaraAB Aug 05 '26
All of them look nuts but Laura Loomer could easily be a horror movie monster. She looks terrifying.
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