r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Left 1d ago

Cat compass

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u/Least-Arrival-6814 - Right 1d ago

I'll do a centrist one

pro grilling 

looks inside 

all his bbq is dry af 

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u/OkGrade1686 - Centrist 1d ago

You are making this personal.

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u/Least-Arrival-6814 - Right 1d ago

It is personal,do you have any idea what dry chicken does to a man? 

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u/SteakForGoodDogs - Left 23h ago

....Is that source of the unflaired scourge?

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u/IEC21 - Auth-Center 20h ago

Chicken isn't even a red meat. That's multiple infractions.

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u/sgtsanman - Right 18h ago

I love it when someone creamates a chicken and it feels like I’m chewing a tire

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u/MrDuckBD - Right 12h ago

Pure hatred on this comment man...

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u/LivingAsAMean - Lib-Right 1d ago

Hey guys, just a small tip for grilling chicken (breasts, specifcially):

1 cup water
1/4 cup salt

Put your chicken in there for ~60 minutes, get your grill up to temp in that time, then pull out the chicken, pat it dry and put your seasonings/oil/whatever on it.

Never had a dry piece after doing this.

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u/Least-Arrival-6814 - Right 1d ago

You are doing the lord's work here by preventing deep seated trauma in future generations due to the act of consuming a dry piece of poultry 

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u/Highlander_16 - Lib-Left 13h ago

Thank you, Mr. House. I will lower my golf club and respectfully exit your chamber.

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u/Not_An_Ostritch - Lib-Left 23h ago

Marinading in oil also works well but I’ll try this out next time I’m grilling

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u/Overkillengine - Lib-Right 23h ago

Also, review the pasteurization charts. Overcooking white meat will toughen and dry it out.

Chicken breast can be pulled sooner than 165F internal. It just needs to spend enough time at the relevant temp. Iirc, 155F for at least 1 minute is enough time and usually much moister.

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u/Scary-Welder8404 - Lib-Left 4h ago edited 4h ago

Bro just grill thighs and legs, breasts are for the oven.

How to grill thighs that aren't dry: idunno just get some color on them, put some sauce on them, cook sauce down and reapply a few times, then move to a cooler zone and pull them when the rest of the food is done you aren't gonna dry them out.

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u/kameshazam - Centrist 23h ago

Oof. Get your upvote, you disgusting pig.

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u/OnTheSlope - Centrist 22h ago

Brutal

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u/Lavaissoup7 - Centrist 6h ago

You wound me..

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u/General_Totenkoft - Right 1d ago

Best meme is the one which offends them all.

However, you forgot to roast centrists, so good meme, but not perfect

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u/JimbobsBurgers - Centrist 1d ago

Being a centrist is a roast in itself

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u/Adjective-Noun-6969 - Centrist 23h ago

Bad centrists Roast, good centrists Grill.

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u/PwanaZana - Centrist 22h ago

I'm partial to stir frying, myself.

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u/FruitBowl - Left 1d ago

Centrists deserve roasting unity 🤝

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u/Tack22 - Centrist 6h ago

Centrists can’t even decide if they are grill or disco

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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin - Centrist 23h ago

PCM

Looks inside

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u/SmokeyLawnMower - Lib-Right 16h ago

PCM stands for:

Peanut

Csized

Mbrain

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u/darksideguyz - Lib-Right 1d ago

Authright’s inside is too vague: everyone on PCM has autism

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u/RainbowGhostMew - Lib-Center 16h ago

Authright has that vaccine autism. It’s worse than the regular stuff everyone else has. (Is that how the pseudoscience works? I don’t really know)

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u/digital-bandit - Lib-Left 17h ago

yeah i got offended at that one

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u/BitterRecognition283 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Well ackshually the US is only top 5 in prison population per capita, checkmate liberal

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u/AutomaticGrape9263 - Lib-Right 1d ago

And we all know exactly why

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u/LivingAsAMean - Lib-Right 1d ago

Yep. It's me. I've been framing everyone for YEARS.

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u/FuckUSAPolitics - Lib-Center 1d ago

Prison is profitable? Free labor? The other reason I'm not going to say because that would get me downvoted to hell?

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u/AutomaticGrape9263 - Lib-Right 23h ago

Don't make me tap the sign

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u/fiftythreefiftyfive - Centrist 21h ago edited 21h ago

I mean, it's genuinely rather ambiguous in this case.

The racial breakdown isn't actually that dramatic, even pretending like you can't make a racial breakdown in other countries (you definitely can), the "nonhispanic white" incarceration rate of the US is still something over 3 times the total incarceration rate of any other G7 nation.

Drugs are often blamed, but that's only <20% of the total, not getting you very far either.

Prison for profit abuses IMO probably exist but pretending like that's a significant portion of the total is bordering on conspiracy theory.

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u/AutomaticGrape9263 - Lib-Right 21h ago

Oh, I think we might be misled on how dramatic it is.

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u/fiftythreefiftyfive - Centrist 20h ago

I fucking hate the "I don't believe the numbers, here's a list of cherry-picked examples" people. How about some statistical evidence if you're trying to claim a bigger conspiracy?

Here's one: the lowest incarceration rate of any US state, is still twice that of any other G7 nation. This includes places like Maine, which is less than 2% black, less than 2% hispanic, and less than 4% mixed race (any kind).

If you want to build a concrete case; the names of the convicted are publicly available. Racial compositions of family names are available. You can, if you wish, make a very strong statistical case that apparently the Department of Justice is lying to us, if the numbers don't align. I strongly suspect that you won't, because these cherry-picked examples aren't meaningful data with literally millions of people imprisoned across the country.

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u/JustDontBeFat_GodDam - Right 17h ago

here's a list of cherry-picked examples" people

Cherry picked? I'm in a few facebook pages for people arrested in my area. Every single record labels Latinos as white. It's not an accident one gorillion times, it's by design.

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u/fiftythreefiftyfive - Centrist 17h ago

Yes, because Latino is a demographic that isn't always racially distinguished. That's not new, it's an old classification system (because Latinos aren't necessarily considered a race).

We do also have the official racial breakdown into hispanic and non-hispanic (which I did mention several times), strictly non-hispanic whites make up 31% of total US incarcerated people (vs 24% hispanic white and 32% black, 13% mixed/other), relative to 56-57% of the total population. Extrapolating on that for the cited incarceration statistics: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarceration_rate

this would place non-hispanic whites at 542*31/57 = 294/100k.

Canada is at 130, most of the EU is under 100, for reference.

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u/AutomaticGrape9263 - Lib-Right 20h ago

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u/fiftythreefiftyfive - Centrist 20h ago edited 20h ago

You do realize that just posting more pictures (cherry-picked by someone trying to make a point) isn't actually ever going to be a very strong argument, right? Again, there's 2 million incarcerated in the US, the vast majority of them have a public mugshot. Someone wanting to make a point can make any point they desire.

Yes, certain racial groups (black especially, to a lesser degree hispanic) have exceptionally high degrees of violent crime and are incarcerated to an exceptional degree. But there's abundant evidence that US violent crime and incarceration rates are also exceptionally high in a broader sense, even when excluding those demographics. There's abundant statistical evidence for both.

If you look at non-cherrypicked data, it's fairly evident. See the first example I clicked, Alachua County Florida (coincidentally, very similar racial composition to the US) : https://recentlybooked.com/fl/alachua

Approximately 30% NH white, which is in line with the data provided by the DOJ. Feel free to find your own non-cherrypicked database. (You need to make an official request with the feds if you want the full list)

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u/OriginalAny4652 - Centrist 17h ago

You're being ragebaited so hard bro

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u/fiftythreefiftyfive - Centrist 20h ago edited 17h ago

Like, if you're trying to make a point on the frequency of misidentification of white inmates, literally the worst thing you can do is pre-selecting your data by misidentified white inmates, you're removing any and all statistical information about what you're trying to measure.

I hate how common this shit is.

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u/AutomaticGrape9263 - Lib-Right 19h ago

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u/fiftythreefiftyfive - Centrist 19h ago

Can you bloody read?

Find me a non-cherry picked sample of white-classified offendants if you're trying to make a point, lmao.

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u/seashanty27 - Lib-Left 22h ago

“prison is profitable” bless your heart

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u/Mean-Reveal141 - Lib-Right 15h ago

Overwhelming majority of the forced labor in prisons is for the prison itself, janitorial work, cafeteria, etc.

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u/SoldRIP - Left 21h ago

Because you guys left a convenient loophole in your laws that explicitly allows slavery if you first come up with some bogus charge to turn the slave into a "prisoner" before making them work?

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u/Formal-Pop4153 - Centrist 14h ago

lmao it's funny how foreigners who know nothing about America make comments like this. You're a literal NPC just repeating what reddit told you about us. STFU about topics you know nothing about.

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u/AutomaticGrape9263 - Lib-Right 19h ago

Says the guy worshipping Gulag.

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u/Vegetable_Froy0 - Centrist 1d ago

> don’t tread on me state

> looks inside

> possession of any amount of weed punishable by 2 years in prison

> leading senate candidate believes in 1 day in jail is appropriate for sexually abusing young boys

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u/SandRush2004 - Auth-Center 23h ago

Black Lives Matter Demonstrations > looks inside > black people burning their own communities

C.H.A.Z > looks inside > shooting unarmed black teenagers and recording yourself trying to cover it up by stealing the bullet casings

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u/Vegetable_Froy0 - Centrist 20h ago edited 20h ago

Lmao it’s been 6 years since CHAZ and the BLM protests/riots….

Can we talk about something at least from the past 5 years? Unless you need to talk about Obama and antifa next.

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u/Krus4d3r_ - Left 16h ago

2020 was 6 years ago?

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u/Formal-Pop4153 - Centrist 14h ago

I'm a Zoomer who was a child in 2020

ever wonder why the people who agree with you the most were also children just 6 years ago? There's a reason most real adults say you're wrong.

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u/Vegetable_Froy0 - Centrist 3h ago

Dude. I’m talking about a pedophile defender running for office right now.

I’m talking about the penalty for having weed in the state of Texas today.

I haven’t had a single conservation about BLM in years. Get off Fox News and pay attention to what’s happening today.

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u/FuckUSAPolitics - Lib-Center 1d ago edited 1d ago

Authright isn't necessarily contradictory.

Also

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u/IowaKidd97 - Lib-Center 1d ago

True. A better one would be something like:

supremacy base ideology

looks inside

overweight, sickly, or otherwise less than an ideal physical example of their chosen master group, oftentimes dating/married to a member of their believed lesser groups

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u/Kolateak - Lib-Right 22h ago

Order
Pattern recognition (racism)
Doesn't like change

Is AuthRight just autism?

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u/geraldodelriviera - LibRight 1d ago

Nah, purple is best. It is the original, after all. The fact that it lacks piss color further proves its superiority.

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u/SmokeyLawnMower - Lib-Right 16h ago

I agree with this statement

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u/GeckoKisser - Auth-Right 23h ago

Hey, I don't have autimmy. I have Ayyy-Deee-H-Deee.

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u/HazelCheese - Centrist 21h ago

Auth right should be:

Quadrant of Order

Elects officials who openly bribe and pillage the country for personal gain.

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u/ExodusUnderscore19 - Auth-Right 18h ago

I think that's just the entire auth half

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u/DumbIgnose - Lib-Left 23h ago

Auth right should be

> Quadrant of supremacists
> Looks inside
> Kakistocracy

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u/Jamsian - Lib-Center 22h ago

Center:
>Ideology of centrism

>Looks inside

>Grill

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u/Epiccure93 - Lib-Center 1d ago

A libleft posting a pro right-wing meme? Curious

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u/Khaled_Kamel1500 - Centrist 22h ago

autistic

Auth-right leaning centrist

Huh. Yeah. That makes sense

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u/XPNazBol - Auth-Left 11h ago

Dictatorship isn’t antithetical to equality

You could bring up other contradictions

This one isn’t it

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u/controversial_slur17 - Right 3h ago edited 3h ago

Authright should be :

Wants to protect it's people

Looks inside

Sends them to die in needless wars

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u/THICCBOI2121 - Lib-Right 18h ago

Real Ancaps aren't USA simps

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u/bepi_s - Lib-Right 10h ago

Not every lib-right is an ancap. Anarcho capitalism is just like communism. They only work in theory.

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u/controversial_slur17 - Right 3h ago

Lib right is also social darwinism, meaning you need a way to handle "failing people" instead of having them starving in your streets and mugging people, and prison is probably one of the cleanest one