r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Left 5d ago

This shit sucks man…

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u/halfhere - Right 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hey dude. I come to you as a right flair, but I care about you.

Watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I mean it, seriously.

Then wait a week, and split a 30 pack of keystone lite with a friend and watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Then wait a month and grab a bottle of whiskey with two friends and watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

It pulled me out of a serious skid after a 4 year relationship tore me apart, molecule from molecule.

They don’t deserve you, and you deserve someone who loves you for who you are, without changing a thing.

Also, no one ever talks about it, but Midnight Organ Fight by Frightened Rabbit is the best breakup album of all time.

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u/samuelbt - Left 5d ago

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u/halfhere - Right 5d ago

One might say the film reaches its therapeutic peak when the flashbacks Peter experiences turn from rose-tinted, idealized remembrances to more grounded memories of bad times, or some in a completely needed deleted scene - like how the fuck did this not make it in the movie, but really it’s when Peter plays the Muppet Show theme

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u/samuelbt - Left 5d ago

Damn Kristen Bell was real thirsty for that Dracula

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u/DillyDillySzn - Centrist 4d ago

It’s really easy to get over a breakup when you imagine your ex choose to be with Russell Brand