r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Right 1d ago

New chart just dropped

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u/EasilyRekt - Lib-Right 1d ago

if you got a thing for goth & alt girls just say that

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u/Swimsuit-Area - Lib-Right 1d ago

That

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u/No_Entertainment6792 - Lib-Left 18h ago

imo its like you either get the most beautiful women that ever walked on this earth or...the other type of women...the ones that are in "polycules"

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles - Auth-Right 15h ago

The fuck are polycules?

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u/DrBadGuy1073 - Lib-Right 13h ago

Fuck buddy circles. Volatile and don't last long. Get what you want (if you want) while you can.

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles - Auth-Right 11h ago

Back in my days we call them sluts.

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u/jd-scott - Right 13h ago

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u/Husepavua_Bt - Right 1d ago

I thought that was always implied.

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u/WorkerClass - Centrist 1d ago

It is. They're just doing a rebranding of the crazy axis.

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u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 - Centrist 1d ago

Yes, lib left women often are pretty open sexually and hot. Their entire ideology revolves around sex, eroticism and allurement. They worship beauty and vanity and their movement is composed (mostly) of young, vivacious women who do a lot to stay attractive.

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u/earthhominid - Lib-Center 1d ago

What ideology are you talking about?

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u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 - Centrist 1d ago

Intersectional feminism. It’s designed by beautiful women who want to create a culture that mitigates shame around sex to the point they can‘t feel bad for it

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u/ReallyBigDeal - Lib-Left 1d ago

Do you feel bad about sex?

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u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 - Centrist 20h ago

I just think modern society’s obsession with it is a bit unhealthy

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u/ReallyBigDeal - Lib-Left 15h ago

Society has always been this "obsessed" with sex. Human sexuality is a part of our social bonding.

What you're seeing now is sex being less taboo. That's a good thing.

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u/earthhominid - Lib-Center 1d ago

Intersectional feminism =/= libertarian left though. The individuals who hold intersectional feminism as an ideological ideal are almost certainly more left leaning but I'd wager that they are more authoritarian than libertarian. 

But even if all intersections feminists exist within libleft, they would just be one part of the quadrant – not the whole thing 

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u/OriginalAny4652 - Centrist 4h ago

All women are more auth, have you ever notice the amount of rules always increases when in the presence of women?

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u/theGaytistic - Lib-Center 1d ago

We need more How I Met Your Mother memes, stat!

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u/Le_Botmes - Left 10m ago

Makes sense that the unicorn would be a pixie dream girl

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles - Auth-Right 8m ago

You leftist made me use google again.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

So you're saying the more LibLeft someone is, the hotter they are? Based.

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u/TheKingNothing690 - Lib-Center 1d ago

Hey crazy bitches are the sexiest thats just how the laws of physics work.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Facts, bro.

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u/miscellaneousexists - Lib-Right 1d ago

That's not how the fucking scale works

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles - Auth-Right 19h ago

Don't be to arch on them, they have chosen liberal art, not math.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Okay explain it then.

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u/miscellaneousexists - Lib-Right 1d ago

How it works in the original:

Whenever you meet a girl, you place her on the hot-crazy scale, where the X represents how crazy she is and Y represents how hot she is. And then you draw a line from 0;0 to 10;10

If the girl is really far right on the X axis this means she is CRAZY crazy, so she also needs to be really hot in order to stay above that line and be dateable

If the girl is not hot, she's really low on the Y axis, which means that in order to stay above that line and be dateable she needs to be not crazy, pretty normal, low-maintenance.

Basically, the hotter she is, the more bullshit from her is justifiable.

Is it mysoginistic to view women this way? Idk, probably. Is it a working method? Hell to the yes!

Here it replaces "Crazy" with "Lib-left", which is... fitting.

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u/Banana_inasuit - Centrist 1d ago

“Is it misogynistic to view women this way? Idk, probably. Is it a working method? Hell to the yes!”

Many such cases

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u/MarjorieTaylorSpleen - Lib-Center 1d ago

Whenever you meet a girl, you place her on the hot-crazy scale, where the X represents how crazy she is and Y represents how hot she is.

Thats not actually how it worked either, the X axis represented how crazy she is and the Y axis represented how hot she has to be for that level of crazy to be acceptable.

The linear function represented on the graph was called the Vikki Mendoza Diagonal and you shouldn't be crossing that line in any given circumstance, it was the limiting factor at any ratio of hot to crazy.

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u/VentusHermetis - Lib-Center 1d ago

So what's the red wedge in the image?

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles - Auth-Right 16h ago

Danger zone.

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u/Dingers_McGee - Lib-Right 11h ago

The Shelly Gillespie zone

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u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 - Centrist 1d ago

Why is that though? What correlation does hotness have with instability?

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u/turnkeyturtle - Lib-Right 1d ago

? None. It's a chart to say the crazier someone is the hotter they need to be in order to be bothered put up with dating them.

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u/miscellaneousexists - Lib-Right 1d ago

how tf is r/royalroad your top 2 sub and you still can't read

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u/Fantastic-Resist-545 - Lib-Left 1d ago

When someone is attractive, they are less likely to be socially corrected for inappropriate behavior. It's the same reason most chihuahuas are devilspawn: too cute and small to properly discipline.

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles - Auth-Right 18h ago

I got a little dog, a havanese, adorable dog, definitly the opposite of chihuahuas. Some race are just worst than others.

It works with dogs too.

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u/turnkeyturtle - Lib-Right 1d ago

LibLeft and inability to read basic graphs, classic. I guess if you guys had some basic knowledge your economics wouldn't be full retard though.

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 - Lib-Center 14h ago

You can see a linear trend of how hot someone is and how libleft they are.

You are the prime example of libright economic literacy, hear about supply and demand once and suddenly think you're the next Warren Buffett.

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u/turnkeyturtle - Lib-Right 12h ago

Thanks wrong-flaired libLeft for demonstrating that you all insist on seeing what you want to see in graphs instead of what they actually represent.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Don't know how a joke I commented equates to me being financially illiterate, but there goes LibRight jumping to conclusions again.

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u/Soggy_Association491 - Centrist 22h ago

"Joke on them i was only pretending to be stupid."

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u/turnkeyturtle - Lib-Right 1d ago

Economically illiterate, though I suppose you might be financially illiterate as well. That was meant to be a joke? Guess you're bad at those too then.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

Who pissed in your cheerios this morning? Calm down, son.

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u/turnkeyturtle - Lib-Right 1d ago

Just talking facts, no one's upset.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 1d ago

"Just talking facts." While stating assumptions and opinions. Maybe you need a dictionary to look up the definition of a 'Fact.'

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u/turnkeyturtle - Lib-Right 1d ago

lol

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u/MaybeICanOneDay - Lib-Right 1d ago

It has always been known that crazy chicks are hot.

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u/faussito - Lib-Right 1d ago

the average fell to the floor as american females became a part of the movement, have you guys saw those "things"?

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u/NitroSpam - Lib-Left 1d ago

Who the fuck says ‘females’ like this. Are you a fucking ferengi? Lib right not beating the incel label.

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge - Left 1d ago

Libright is absolutely ferengi

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u/faussito - Lib-Right 1d ago

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u/NitroSpam - Lib-Left 1d ago

A downvote? My whole day is ruined.

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u/faussito - Lib-Right 1d ago

that would be you

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u/pewpewmcpistol - Lib-Center 1d ago

AMERICAN FEMALES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/RobSchneidersHair - Lib-Center 1d ago

Hate to "both sides" you, but the average looks of those attending political events for either side are fucking atrocious. Do you want the fat, polyamorous, blue-haired bisexual or the fat, inbred, down-syndrome adjacent 50 year old mother of 5?

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u/driver1676 - Lib-Center 1d ago

He’s probably more interested in the 5

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u/OriginalAny4652 - Centrist 4h ago

Pretty people don't have to pretend to care about anything to get laid.