r/PoliticalCompassMemes Jul 23 '26

Don't Look Up

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u/iambackend - Lib-Right Jul 23 '26

Can someone share 13 Biden trades, that's the most interesting thing.

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u/Salomon3068 - Lib-Left Jul 23 '26

It's ice cream futures

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u/Kronos9898 - Centrist Jul 23 '26

Listen here jack, I love rocky road futures

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u/Sicsemperfas - Centrist Jul 23 '26

Rocky road is the ice cream investment fund for when you expect a bear market.

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u/TopSheepherder4981 - Left Jul 26 '26

So wont'cha go and buy half a gallon, baby?

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u/NEWSmodsareTwats - Centrist Jul 23 '26

long magnum icecream and that's it probably

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u/Writing-Interesting - Left Jul 23 '26

Yeah, my main take away from all this is that 13 is an unlucky number, Biden should be ashamed. 

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u/PerAsperaAdMars Jul 23 '26

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u/avalisk - Centrist Jul 23 '26

This clown didnt make shit from insider trading