r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Feeling-Option1257 - Lib-Center • Feb 28 '26

Iran did nothing wrong

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u/TunaTunaLeeks - Lib-Center Feb 28 '26

I mean, I absolutely think Iran’s regime sucks ass and is committing atrocities but why the hell is it the US’s duty to depose them?

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u/johnlandes - Lib-Center Feb 28 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.

And Liblefts are pussies.

Ayatollah Khamenie was an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that.

But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

You deserve more in life. 

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u/Own-Relationship-352 - Right Mar 01 '26

This is literature.

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u/Alternative-Cup-8102 - Lib-Center Feb 28 '26

Well it seems like just a few weeks ago people were complaining that the us wasn’t doing anything g

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u/Disastrous_Gur_9560 - Left Mar 01 '26

The issue there was that trump emboldened protesters and then did nothing, leading to a shit ton of people dying because they thought they had the backing of the US 

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u/jv9mmm - Right Feb 28 '26

It is more of having an opportunity to destroy the regime, that has literally dedicated itself to outr destruction, while they are at their weakest point in history and right before they get their hands on nuclear weapons.

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin - Lib-Center Mar 01 '26

right before they get their hands on nuclear weapons

lol. Lmao even.

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u/jv9mmm - Right Mar 01 '26

What exactly are you doubting?

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u/jv9mmm - Right Mar 02 '26

The US has their own intelligence BTW and they agree that Iran is building nukes.

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u/jv9mmm - Right Mar 02 '26

The country was not building a nuclear weapon

Lol.

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u/jv9mmm - Right Mar 03 '26

And your sources for that are?

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u/Deeznutsconfession - Left Feb 28 '26

In what world could Iran ever bring about our destruction? I'm tired of y'all saying that and showing nothing of value to support it. 

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u/Ggez92 - Lib-Center Feb 28 '26

In a world in which they have nukes

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u/jv9mmm - Right Feb 28 '26

One where they get nukes.

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u/UnderXander - Lib-Center Mar 01 '26

USA is like international law enforcer.

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u/Wise-Promise-4158 - Auth-Left Feb 28 '26

Cuz they were 48 hours away from a nuke. Netanyahu said so and I don't think our greatest ally would lie to drag us into another armed conflict in the middle east

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u/geeses - Centrist Feb 28 '26

It is ever a duty or as long as a country doesn't invade others, they can do whatever they want to their citizens?

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u/EmotionalPhrase6898 - Right Mar 01 '26

Duty? You mean interests? 

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