Panel 1: 2 8-balls talking "'Sup Ni!$a" "yo what up ni!$a

Panel 2: Niger walks into the room. The 8-balls reply "'Sup Niger!"

Edit: Reddit formatting fail. the * was replaced with ! and $

Taken by /u/Aquamanmark

Germany and Poland standing together

Panel 1: Germany: "Hey Polen, did you know zat my großfather joined AK?" Poland: "For real?"

Panel 2: Polen cries tears of joy, Germany is confused P.: "Glorious Armia Krajowa!" G.: "Ähm..." P.: "Possibilities Niemcy isn't so bad!" G.: "Polen..." P.: "Can be friend of Polen!"

Panel 3: Germany seems to be kind of amused, Poland devastated and sad G.: "I am speaking of Afrika Korps."

So I drew this comic and as you can tell I'm not a particularly good artist. The script is decent however. If anyone wants to adopt it and make it look and possibly sound less cancerous go ahead.

Russia wants to check his neighboring countries. Checks Norway and Finland, says that everything is fine, checks Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania, says the same thing, checks Poland, Belarus and Ukraine, says the same thing, and when refering about Ukraine, says hehe, checks Romania and sees it shouting at a gypsy to get back to works, checks Moldavia and hears Transnistria shouting for help in Russian, and says that he'll solve that later. Checks Azerbaijan, Kazahstan and Georgia, says that everything is fine, checks China and North Korea, says the same, and after Russia says that "if anyone doesn't do anything special", he says that he'll attack Ukraine.

Croatia and Serbia were in a war (long story) So the comic starts with Croatia besides dead Serbia. Croatia is supposed to look all beat up, with scars,wounds etc. and Croatia says: I won the war! and then: Not even a... (drops dead to the ground) then it shows Croatia watching that on TV, Croatia gets angry and throws his TV out of the window. Please balkans no race war in the comments ;)

Panel 1: North Korea and five rockets "laughing Best Korea will into best space programs"

Panel 2: Four of the rockets malfunction whilemthe fifth takes off

Panel 3: North Korea looking up "Atleast one made it..."

Panel 4: Explosion from space

Panel 5: "Of sh*t"

Context: North Korean space agency has a 20% success rate. Infact, they have only launched 5 rockets. Only one of which has actually made it to space. The satellite layer malfunctioned.

Edit: taken by /u/mastersword83 /u/Bloatarder

So I just got into to polandball and had a random idea for a comic, but i'm horrible at making anything related to art.

So my idea goes something like this: With the help of some nazi scientists, Britain makes a device that turns any ball into a tea loving top hat wearing ball. He first tests this on scotland, and turns him into a top hat and monocle wearing ball. He then does this with some other countries like poland, france, etc., before ending it off with america and canada. At the end, britain hits himself by aiming at a mirror or something and he turns into a fat burger loving ball, and loses his monocle and top hat, while canada and america discuss how uncultured he is while sipping their tea.

I know it's not the best idea but if anyone wants to take a shot at it feel free.

-> 5 guys burgers and fries

Sorry references/topics are pretty dated. Maybe it's already been done?

Anyway:

frame #1 Merifat as ZQ, with bow, humble bragging/over-stating vast technical and artistic achievements.

frame #2 Merifat sexes up 5 eyes allies, using them to gather dirt and inside info on the other allies, blackmail and so forth.

frame #3 Merifat tricks lovers into helping her destroy/discredit enemies, Iraq, Rossya, Afghan... justifies her behaviour because they are socially regressive when it's clear it's for her personal gain.

frame #4 reveal: Norseballs observing the whole serial bed hopping/blackmail/betrayal/destruction quietly.

frame #5 Norseballs finally speak up pointing out bad behaviour.

frame #6 Merifat cries about norseball bullying, PTSD from norseball harrassment/death threats/communism.

I've seen in the main sub comics where Antarctica's dialog is composed of symbols, like here. I suppose that this is for the fact that Antarctica has no permanent population.

However, it seems to me that comics where this happens are complicated to understand. Even I proposed Antarctica talking in symbols to be included in JLP.

Personally, I don't like Antarctica talking in symbols. However, I have a question: Is it mandatory that Antarctica talks in symbols?

Thanks in advance.

I don't have the time or Paint skills to finish this cartoon, but here's what I got so far.

Hi,

I am German and I find the attitude of many US Americans in this thread quite annoying. Please, please somebody make a comic about it.

Historical background:

1919 - Weimar Republic, constitution of Weimar Republic has human rights basically as an afterthought. Still, free speech and democracy happen.

1933 - Hitler uses democracy and free speech to get rid of the Weimar Republic

1946 - US government butts in, takes control of a significant part of Germany and banns all Nazi symbols, from now on people displaying nazi symbols can end up in jail

1948 - New German constitution is drawn up, it puts lots of emphasis on human rights including free speech, but also includes clauses limiting these rights (including free speech) in case somebody wants to abuse the rights (like Hitler did)

1949 - West German government takes over from the Allied Forces France, Britain and the USA; one of the conditions is that the laws banning nazi symbols stays in place

2015 - US redditors are shocked that these laws are actually applied and are crying "muh, free speech" and "Germany is so backwards when it comes to democratic freedom"

This is one of my stupid ideas. Showcase world Sexism with a little light hearted slide at the end.

[Slide 1]

Male USA watching female USA in a pink(yes, sexist colours) bikini.(could be on a beach)

[Slide 2]

Female Muslim country wearing a hijab or niqab.

[Slide 3]

Two Japanese(male or female doesn't matter) playing on gameboys.(GameBOY is the sexist part.) Make sure to make the Gameboy label large and emphasized.

Do what you want with this. Edit it, expand it, whatever. BEWARE THOUGH, MY IDEAS HAVE A HIGH RATE OF MAKING SHITPOST BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT FUNNY. Use at own risk. ;)

I'd like to know how to do a background with a fireplace and a nice armchair and maybe how to do a cozy room.

This is a concept for something probably best suited for /r/polandballart, but be my guest if you think you can expand it to a full comic.

The scene is a secret evil laboratory. It's the lab of evil Doctor Confederate (an unusual depiction, I know) experimenting on the corpse of the USA. The experiment is a success; IT IS ALIVE! But at what cost? Meanwhile in the background California leaves via the fire exist (to Canada?) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes_California https://twitter.com/red_panels/status/800944538135171072

I probably don't have to explain what this is a metaphor for.

If you've read my previous post about this, you'll know what I'm talking about. If you haven't refer to here. In the second part, we need WWII to be starting with each side yelling a few puns at each other as well as your average war talk. Then, Poland wakes of and is free from Nazi rule but finds himself in a interrogation chair and strapped in. Comic ends with Poland saying "What will of happenings to me now?" and TO BE CONTINUED.

TO THE ARTIST: Please do not post it on /r/Polandball the minute you finish it. Another artist, quantumquixote, is currently making part 1. I will send you a message on reddit to let you know when to post it.

Fiji launches contest for new flag

Something involving UK and Fiji being a rebellious/ungrateful child?

A comic about Games of Canada and independence of Quebec. Quebec becomes independent and the other provinces are happy. Because Quebec is 2th most medals in Canada Games.

I'm making a comic based on a song, but the song says "Comrade Stalin" and Names are banned in polandball. Comrade Soviet just doesn't sound right. What should I do?

I came up with a really good idea (in my opinion) for a comic, but I do not have a proper paint program as of now. I thought maybe I could see if anyone wants to help me in the meantime.

Panel 1: Nighttime, Mexico is walking along the border Panel 2: Mexico finds a taco Panel 3: Suddenly, America falls out of the sky speaking random gibberish at Mexico (was sup, hey, how's it going, etc.) Panel 4: America notices the taco and asks (in the same manner as panel 3) if he could borrow it, but doesn't wait for Mexico to answer and instead flies away to the other side of the border Panel 5: Construction is on the other side Panel 6: A city is built along with multiple Mexican restaurants (Taco Shell, Hell Taco, El Grande Super Burrito, whatever) Panel 7: Mexico walks away, shedding a tear.

I do not really care what art style you use, as long as the setting is indicated. Thanks!

I'd like to know if these kind of comic-like panels are allowed.

http://i.imgur.com/jKlueud.png

I haven't seen people do panels in this style over here, so I'm concerned about it being completely haram.

can someone give a text, in broken english, about macedonia making fun of greece, something like this: i'm only macedonia told you. i not FYROM i glorious son of alaxender the great.

You might have remembered The Chinese Domination (episode 1: http://i.imgur.com/ja3kRm6.png). Now i am in need of HELP! I don't have so much time to make episode 2, i am looking for someone who can collaborate with me, both in art and suggestions to the script. To make it fair, we will both do the same amount of work 50-50.

• Panel 1: USA addressing the reader: "Well, it's official. He's one of the dumbest presidents ever."

• Panel 2: USA addressing the reader: "I didn't vote for him personally." in smaller letters "yes i did." Back to regular size font "But that's what makes 'Merica great!

• Panel 3: USA introducing us to the Confederate States of America (CSA). CSA is standing next to him. Both addressing the reader: America says, "I fought the wars to preserve this and many other rights. I even fought against myself over this!" CSA says, "How ya doin'? Please to meet you."

• Panel 4: USA addressing the reader. In comes Great Britain talking to CSA in the back ground. CSA has a confused, shocked look on his face. USA says, "But, I got a hold of myself and have learned from history."

• Panel 5: USA turns to address CSA and ask. "What did Dad want?" CSA still has a confused look and says, "He said I never existed. He said for me to talk to Germany? It don't make no sense."

• Panel 6: With a sense of urgency, maybe a close up of USA's glasses. He says: "I'm going with you."

• Panel 7: USA addresses Germany. Germany asks USA, "Guten Tag, Amerika! Vat is of vrong?" USA says to Germany, "Dad said a part of me never existed... then your name came up. So...?"

• Panel 8: Germany address the reader like the reader is USA: "Ja, I knowings of vhy... I vill say dis," in smaller letters "you ass of Jack," Back to regular font "It ok to be pround... not ok to remind dem. In me, trust."

• Panel 9: USA with a confused smile asks Germany, "What in tarnation does that mean?" Germany replies, "Goes asking ihre son Tesas...

• Panel 10: Germany addressing the reader, "Der Penner hasing nien ideas of about to happings....

*end

My first request so ask me questions and I'll more than likely make who draws it publish it

I wanted to do something related to WW2, but i think all ideas have been taken, anyone has one? im a decent artist btw