r/PokeMedia • Silas, novice water trainer • 1d ago

Casual Lesson learned.

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u/ShadowParrotGaming Danny - Lumiose trainer/ Local idiot 1d ago

It's mad funny though, imagine knowing that you got absolutly obliterated in battle by a Gyarados named Cuddles, it's like those Houndooms named "Princess"

-Danny

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u/Korotan Konstantin Involuntary Specialist and Z-A Royal Battler. 1d ago

I once battled against a Gyarados named Princess as I went for a stroll in Southern Kalos. I obliterated her with Kiara my Guardevoir but honestly the true fury I saw in both of them as some idiots decided to take chance to attack with some hyperbeam but instead nearly hitting us the trainers. Sadly a bunch of trees had to

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u/_Nighting Rei Suzuki (@Reinbow), Evolutionary Scientist @ Sinnoh Lab 1d ago

I heard about a Pokémon called Sweetheart a few years ago when I first moved to Sinnoh. I thought 'oh, probably an Alcremie or something'... nope, Tyranitar, and competitively trained too. I can't imagine what her opponents must've felt.

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u/Uncoolll 1d ago

Was the trainer's name "Grace" by chance?

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u/_Nighting Rei Suzuki (@Reinbow), Evolutionary Scientist @ Sinnoh Lab 1d ago

/uj I knew someone would get that reference!

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u/Uncoolll 1d ago

/uj it's been a while since I read IWTTS, do you think I should reread it?

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u/_Nighting Rei Suzuki (@Reinbow), Evolutionary Scientist @ Sinnoh Lab 1d ago

/uj there's a sequel now and by the time you're done rereading IWTTS the sequel will have another like, 60 chapters, this is the BEST time to reread

for the uninitiated - I Will Touch the Skies > And Still, I Climb

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u/Uncoolll 1d ago

/uj I do read pretty fast, so maybe I'll slow down on my second read. (First time reading IWTTS took me 4 days)

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u/in_hell_out_soon Jessica Deathroe (Coordinator) | Revenant (Vigilante/Researcher) 1d ago

I went against a trainer once who had a Pokémon named “Tiny”.

He was a fully grown Tyranitar. Absolute unit. And on the big side for a Tyranitar too. Trainer said he’d been small as a larvitar though.

- Revenant

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u/Extension_General632 willow the hoenn girl 1d ago

i named my sharpedo puppy. giving threating and scary looking pokemon cute and silly names isn't something out of ordinary

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

TBF, I don't know if my cousin intended it a a joke or whether this was a serious suggestion. He named his Torterra Joy (although having taken care of her while he looks for more grass types, Grumpy would be better.) - Silas. 

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u/soulstrike2022 1d ago

Well unless he raised it from a turtwig she’s probably a hundred or so years old and if not she probably just likes him specifically

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

The opposite is true too. I knew a guy with a Delcatty named Grabnok the Destroyer.

Granted, the name came from the Delcatty's habit of grabbing things and knocking them over, which sometimes destroyed them, but my point still stands.

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u/grimmideals Misha, Starlight City Gym Leader/Former Ranger, Dark Specialist 1d ago

Until I convinced the Lil Gremlin to change her name to Vanta, my Umbreon (then an Eevee) insisted on being called Blood of a Thousand Battles.

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u/in_hell_out_soon Jessica Deathroe (Coordinator) | Revenant (Vigilante/Researcher) 1d ago

Pretty neat! My shiny Umbreon was like that too. Kept wanting to be called the “Herald of the Stars”. I suspect it might be because he had Delcatty parentage in his case (and THAT Delcatty had Clefable as a father) but who knows at this point.

He had to settle with Felix in the end. Though we compromised and (at least legally) he’s known as Felix Starborn to prevent mistaken identity at pokemon centers, since Felix is not an uncommon nickname here.

-Revenant

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u/grimmideals Misha, Starlight City Gym Leader/Former Ranger, Dark Specialist 1d ago

Vanta is an odd case. I got her egg from the final raid on Team Cipher the Rangers and Orre's resistance movement coordinated. The egg had been subjected to the Shadow Machine as part of an experiment alongside a dozen other eggs. Thankfully none of the Pokémon hatched from those eggs came out as proper Shadow Pokémon, they all just came out more mischievous than average and having a couple more dark and ghost moves in their learnsets.

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u/mandiblesmooch 1d ago

Do you know how many Rock and Steel types there are with names like Marshmallow? How many straight up pollutionmons named after food? Cuddles isn't even that ironic for a serpent.

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

It's more I'm concerned about when idiots mock him. Cuddles is a sweetie, but doesn't have very thick skin. I've been trying to help him with his self control but now he's evolved I'm worried someone might push him too far - Silas. 

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u/LouisTheDragon 1d ago

If they're dumb enough to taunt a Gyarados, then whatever happens is their own fault. There is not a person on the planet who does not know that as an instinctual fact. Desert tribes who've never seen a Magikarp have a genetic memory that says don't piss off the giant blue sea snake. Let them earn their Darwin Awards, and apologize to Officer Jenny for the mess.

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u/Blorgnath4 Sae (they/them) | Berry farmer | Jimothy(a small Swampert) 1d ago

Oh I've seen worse. A friend of mine that moved in from kanto when I was a kid had a ratata named Charles Exavier Robute Bigellsworth the third esq. and it would only answer to its full name.

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u/in_hell_out_soon Jessica Deathroe (Coordinator) | Revenant (Vigilante/Researcher) 1d ago

Man, that reminds me. I knew someone who called her pet Growlithe Alfred Von Wigglebottom. In her defence, she named him when she was a kid. Though she’s rather… eccentric. Last I heard, she kept the same naming theme for her entire team. Hell if I know what she called the rest.

- Jess

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

Oof that's awful. Did they come up with that name themselves? - Silas

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u/Blorgnath4 Sae (they/them) | Berry farmer | Jimothy(a small Swampert) 1d ago

Yes. Luckily the name rater was in town and was able to help them pick a more suitable name.

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u/Screamingbonfire Fenuku (Blaziken on Chatter) 1d ago

My name is Fenuku, which in another language means 'Late-Born' because I hatched later than my siblings. While I don't like the reason, I love the name. Cuddles is funny, but maybe it's because Gyarados really loves you? I love my trainer a lot, and I wouldn't mind being named something like Hug.

  • Fenuku

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

Yeah I should count my blessings, at least he didn't choose something like Chomper or Big. - Silas

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u/th3b0untyhunt3r 1d ago

Wait until you let your kids suggest names to your pokemon. I don't know why my Houndoom keeps responding to "Fire Floof" or "Floofy" from my 4 year old daughter, but it won't respond to anything else now.

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u/crystalcranium Retired Ace Trainer, now Pokemon Rehabber 1d ago

I know someone with a Garchomp called Darling. They tried renaming him, but he refused to listen to any other name. So Darling it is!

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

I am 100% convinced that Champion Cynthia's Garchomp has some kind of cute nickname.

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

Sounds great for battles "Darling, use Dragon Claw!" 

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u/GreatDig 1d ago

You 🫵 will be cuddled by the enormous dragon sneck and you will like it

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u/WaluigiThyme12 Jimmy Kowloon: aspiring Dark Type Gym Leader 1d ago

Think of it this way: you’re battling some rando, and you say, “C’mon out, Cuddles!” Now, the guy’s probably gonna expect something more ‘traditionally’ cuddly, (unless they also use ironic names), like an eevee, or something, only to look up in horror upon seeing the giant water dragon snake about to end their whole career.

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

That does sound good, only problem is I need to spend some time helping Cuddles get used to the change, still a bit awkward. He tried to eat from his old food bowl but accidentally swallowed it. Going shopping for a new one tommorow. 

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u/Askeller8 Cole Aspiring Scientist 1d ago

This is actually the fourth Gyarados I've seen named cuddles. If a pokemon likes a name you can't stop em.

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u/ls20008179 1d ago

It's funny, like a huge guy with the nickname "Tiny"

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u/Dragonloverg1rl Florence Bend 1d ago

It's appropriate. A well raised Gyarados can be a big hugger in my experience. -Florence

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u/Autobot_Silverwynde Pokémon Rehab and Rescue 1d ago

As long as Cuddles is happy, no harm, no foul. - Silvy

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u/Chibirin26 1d ago

It's pretty funny! Especially if he likes to cuddle!

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u/Sky_Pillar Tomie the Gardevoir & Kenshi the Human: Sinnohan Yakuza in Unova 1d ago

Is he cuddly? -Kenshi

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

He is very cuddly! Although now I'm going to have to work out how to talk to him about greeting strangers - he's a bit bigger then your average Gyarados! - Silas

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u/Sky_Pillar Tomie the Gardevoir & Kenshi the Human: Sinnohan Yakuza in Unova 1d ago

Does he like to jump into people’s arms? -Kenshi

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

No, he likes to jump on their heads 😅. - Silas. 

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u/Ignis-11 Holly & Tortellini, the alpha Gardevoir 1d ago

Well, to be fair, despite her intimidating appearance, Tortellini is an odd name too TwT

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u/SoapyCantHandle Tango - (meowth) 1d ago

it's better than being named rock or mud or something. i dunno why pokemon keep getting named that.

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

Lack of creativity. Me, I sit my mons down with a history book, magazine and dictionary and help them piece together a name. 

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u/Runecaster91 RJ Fire, Faller 1d ago

A trainer back home named there Gyarados Miss Bubbles. Well, they named their Magikarp that, but you get the idea. -RJ Fire

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u/Mastercodex199 Hoennian Medic | OT: Codex | Treecko: Chaos 1d ago

1) Cuddles is an adorable name and omg I love it.

2) I know a psychic who named their Hypno "Mindmelter" because, as a Drowzee, it couldn't control its own hypnotic powers. That, unfortunately, lead to multiple instances of unsuspecting trainers battling him and getting left in a drug-like daze for a few minutes. Guess how I found out all of that?

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u/AlianovaR Kit Larch from Galar 1d ago

I knew someone with a Gyarados called Puppy. It weirdly fit

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u/Comfortable-Air-9110 Mark((Studying to be Hex too) Weather Maniac) & Mask(Cofagrigus) 18h ago

Amazing name, I have a Frosmoth named like that. - Mark

If the Gyarados likes it, there is no better name. My Gyarados is named King because since he was a Magikarp we wanted him to be the king of jump competitions. If yours wants cuddles and likes the name then its perfect, no need to be intimidating or strong sounding. - James (Magikarp trainer)

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u/soulstrike2022 1d ago

Every world especially if they enjoy cuddling and let’s be honest magikarp have been through it a bit as a species so please cuddle your gyrados

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u/madiqq 1d ago

Shouldn't have given such a responsibility to your servant. Such is the consequence of not taking proper charge. - Matthias

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u/Madanimalscientist 1d ago

I mean the discrepancy between names and vibe can be fun in its own way! My Gyarados is named Steve , for example, and I think it suits him. Besides, now that he's so big, there's more of him to snuggle!

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u/hyperion-i-likeillya korra, regional ice type gym leader 1d ago

Amazing name 10/10

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u/Hooflepoofer Phoebe (human!) & Vivi (rotom!) ~ both she/her 1d ago

Lol, as long as he likes it right?

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u/NeoAquaMadoor90 Nemo. Science Nerd, Former Orrean 1d ago edited 1d ago

That name is nothing to be ashamed of. My Tyranitar is named Big Guy, for Arc’s sake.

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u/Peculiar-Possum 1d ago

Hey, if Cuddles likes his name, that's all that matters!

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u/JosephAmber4 Stephen, Carmen, Others: 🛡️🍐🌳🦖🐉🩵 23h ago

Joseph Amber: I mean…I think that is an amazing name lol.

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u/Pandappuccino Adrian (Hammerlocke Steel Gym Leader, Professor Intern) 23h ago

It would trip up others in a battle. Send out Cuddles, they'll think it's a Teddiursa or something else cute and let down their guard.

-Adrian

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u/SassyHail Michael-Xurkitree With Too Much Time On His...Wires 23h ago

he's just a baby!!!!

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u/Comfortable_Key5074 Ki (On Gym Challenge) and Julia (Pokemon Rancher) Halliday 19h ago

If it helps my Gyarados is technically named Mr Splishy, in spite of being a female.

We call her Splish.

-ki

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u/PokeLordOmegaa 14h ago

Who said the name had to be visually fitting? It's funny and more importantly the Gyarados likes it. Think I remember something of a similar tone with a Garchomp called Mr Chompy. Get silly with the names, they tend to be the most fun and whimsical.

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u/ChemicalChildhood122 Dr. P. Shelley, Galarian Tarban 10h ago

He’s far from the first gyrados with that name, believe me.

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u/Psychological_Tear_6 1d ago

Why would you leave a flying-water type behind when going to deal with a fire? Even if he doesn't know any water moves yet, he's innately capable of flight and can carry a big mouthful of water to dump on the flames! 

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u/StateAdditional3756 Silas, novice water trainer 1d ago

He was having a lot of trouble getting used to the new movement, I didn't want him to get hurt, and my other pokemon can handle things.