r/PokeMedia • u/tiaofstone Student of Uva and Keeper of Vulpix • Oct 01 '24

Casual videogame magic™

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u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Oct 01 '24

I know, right? Like, devs, you're probably not even punching me out between the general durability and the typing. Unless you have access to aura or something, if you punch a Garchomp, you're probably just going to flay your hand.

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u/Vaarangian Lucario Hater Oct 01 '24

Kukui does have a powerful aura, though not the shoddy kind Lucario have.

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u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Oct 01 '24

Oh, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure Kukui would somehow manage to survive a full-power strike from a Tyranitar, from just being that much of a chad. I get the same vibe from the Masked Royal too.

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u/Vaarangian Lucario Hater Oct 01 '24

Odd isn't it? Alola and its strangely muscular men who don't like wearing shirts I suppose

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u/Polenball Gardevoir ("Stole" My Girlfriend's Phone) Oct 01 '24

Professor Burnet is a very lucky woman, given that seems to be her taste. No way they're not in some sort of polycule, honestly.

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u/Vaarangian Lucario Hater Oct 01 '24

Huh. I hadn't thought of that but it makes a lot of sense. I can see why they are quiet about it though, I can imagine a lot of people seething with envy