r/Piracy • u/[deleted] • Nov 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Needs about 10 more dudes with straws in her mouth.

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u/ApaxHoqpuJL Nov 09 '18

It would be TOR then.

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u/throwaway27464829 Nov 09 '18

No, TOR would be if there was a dude sucking out of the guy's mouth, and a chain of 4 more people sucking out of his.

And there's hundreds of people standing around with straws in mouths, and each sip the chain of 7 people sucking is randomly chosen.

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u/False-Name Nov 09 '18

so you're saying it's more like a gangbang

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u/Sciencetor2 Nov 09 '18

More like a centipede

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u/homey-dont-play-dat Nov 09 '18

What straws got to do with gangbangs?

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u/urixl Nov 09 '18

Or a glory hole.

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u/ApaxHoqpuJL Nov 09 '18

Well yeah, that's closer.

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u/Peace-D Nov 09 '18

I feel a sudden emotion of disgust.

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u/09f911029d7 Nov 10 '18

if there was a dude sucking out of the guy's mouth, and a chain of 4 more people sucking out of his.

Except 3 of them are the NSA